How you holding up Jow Forums? Last moment I felt happy was 6 months ago

At least you live in the first world, so that's something to be happy about
Nice, good luck fren

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p**rthern d*reland is not f*rst world

>pooland
>first world

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What can I say? The sooner it ends, the better.

Anime everyday and intravenously.

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Tomorrow is my birthday, in january I join the military and today I get drunk, feeling pretty happy right now

Better economy than here

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how can I convince my gf to sit on my face?

unironically asked mine once and she was disgusted by it and told me not to ask again

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tell her you love her, bitches love that.

Tell her you're getting a job in a water treatment facility and you need to get used to bad smells or you might throw up on your first day.

ditch the cunt.

I am afraid of that, we only have normal not-kinky consensual sex

>my flag
>getting a job

nice one Nigel

I dunno, but how can I tell my gf would like it if I sat on her face? So far, it seems like my ass is her favourite body part of mine. That pic in the OP kinda makes me wanna do it, too.

p good i guess lol. not sad, pretty content even though rushing thoughts when im trying to sleep. i have friends and a girl that likes me so im happy.

ok use the same excuse but say you'll be rooting through dumps

just be yourself bro

i am a worthless kissless hugless handholdless virgin that has literally dropped every single hobby except lifting
i don't enjoy anything, i dont even fucking know why i am still in uni for

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>26
>unemployed
>working on a CS project but ADHD makes it hard
>never had a gf or even held hands
Why am I even here.

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why not?

I don't remember the last time I felt truly happy. At best I had bittersweet moments, like when my best friend married. I felt happy for him but I also felt like my life is stuck and I'm not progressing.

not having physical contact and affection will drain your life slowly. It's not fair bros, it doesn't suppose to be this way. I want to at least feel desired by a girl ONCE. Only once, and I will start feeling motivated to do things.

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What do you think is the cause for it? Being too often inside your basement or do you look ugly?

I'm not ugly. I'm descent looking and I do sports (football). I'm just a MASSIVE autist that doesn't know how to deal with girls to the point I freak out when a girl stares at me. I'm so fucking awkward it hurts.

That's why I never talked to girls before, didn't know how to act till that cute small girl asked me out on silvester 17/18, I denied going with her because I was too drunk yet since then I talked to girls normally.. maybe you need such an encounter too

Try approaching girls like you don't want or need anything of them. Your friends with guys right, so be friends with girls.

well it is supposed to be this way
not every man gets to be with a woman, that's how nature intended it
cruel but its for the greater good

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>28
>kissless handholdless virgin
>dropped out of school after the tenth grade
>have been a NEET since I was 19 and have nothing to wake up for in the mornimg
>only see my friends once a year for Christmas
>the last time I socialized with girls was eight years ago.
>last time I was happy was in 2002
>have spent close to €135,000 on frivolous entertainment between 2008 and 2017 to try to fill the void in my life. Now I live in a shitty apartment with €6,500 in savings.
>get drunk alone almost every night out of boredom

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Was fine and dandy until a few hours ago when I found out I forgot to bring some important stuff for this 5-hour trip. Now I need to fork out money to buy it all back because I blame myself for it.

Life sure is frustrating, isn’t it? Don’t worry. It’s only temporary.

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Start a younow stream

>have been a NEET since I was 19
> €135,000 on frivolous entertainment between 2008 and 2017
>Still €6,500 in savings.

How the fuck?

Hylic being is unhappy news at 12, maybe if breeding wasn't your only concern you would find happines.

Yeah, but then they will only treat you as a friend and thats it.

Maybe because no woman ever loved me and wanted to be with me is because I feel this way? Making love is good for your physical and mental health

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I got a cute Paraguayan gf yesterday so pretty great

I just took a nice dump so pretty great

what about how expensive it is? or are you an exchange student paid by your gov?

GET A NEW ONE

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just sit on her face when possible, it's too beta to ask

do some therapy and get drunk, m8

try smoking weed and playing Morrowind/Zelda OOT Randomizer

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how do i get a gf who is into that?

The lack of interesting threads recently on this website is killing me. As pathetic as it is, a few good threads a day is enough to keep me satisfied.

you seem to be living the dream bro, im catching up to your level.
24 here, I have had a gf tho

comfy thread

i feel completely empty. that's it.

I just accepted my fate to be honest, I'll pursuit other things, probably end up alone in a cabin in a wood and be fine with it.

I found out I don't really need to be around people that much, that I'm a loner and much more comfortable alone, also: I have a low sex drive, I actually think I have a testosterone problem, I jerk off like once in a month, mostly due to boredom, so I don't need sex that much.

Sometimes I really want someone else in my bed, I cry for an hour and it's all fine after that.

Really I think that most things that are supposed to bring happiness to you are overrated and not worth the effort.

However I'd love to have a thicc girl sit on my face from time to time, I could just pay for it.

Literally having the best time of my life.

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so depressed that i literally feel physically ill
constantly dead tired and it's like my body and mind are rotting, my memory has gone to shit as well i can't even remember what i did this week

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I would too if I lived in the ethnostate
youtube.com/watch?v=xelJsb0UbUA

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We need a time machine to the 1950s.

youtube.com/watch?v=P2uySMDE2L4

You Americans take what you have for granted. Are you saying you're not enjoying your life solely because of foreigners?

I'm actually on student exchange right now, I've been meeting and hanging out with people from all over, that's part of why I'm enjoying myself so much.

how

d...don't give up frens, we can all make it!

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Student exchange. My social life went from 0 to 100. I've been going out almost every day, I've met loads of new people, travelled more than I have in my entire life.

youtube.com/watch?v=cPdholA02v4
AAAAAAAAAH

>Are you saying you're not enjoying your life solely because of foreigners?
Yes. I want a comfy homogeneous life in a Harvest Moon town and I'm gonna get it.

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That's sad, man.
Harvest Moonman.

We'll just build a new town in the middle of untamed land somewhere and get a bunch of redpilled Whites and their gfs offline, easy.
Everyone laugh at this cuck for judging people for how they want to live their lives!

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How will you post on Jow Forums without power?

>their lives
But you're bothered by the lives of others, not your own?

I already am living off the grid using four solar panels.
What? I'm taking control of my life and living how my ancestors lived for millennia. I'm a normal human bean like 90% of the world. Look at Japan, do they have diversity? No, they are normal and are being punished for it by the NWO.

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>Student exchange
where?

Flag
>living how my ancestors lived for millennia
Wandering around and mixing in with others?

Yeah, but where are you from?

Not everyone was an adventurer, most people segregated themselves.

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>Wandering around and mixing in with others?
jew propaganda campaign
if this was true then we would all look like mutts

So what should we call our ethnostate?

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Cascadia.

autisistan

When are we moving there?

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landwatch.com/Crook-County-Oregon-Land-for-sale/pid/25076824

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All we need is 31561 people and it's $744 each. Non-Americans should use interpals to get a wife and a greencard.

Thanks, Mountain Dew

I did that in college too. It was great because I had no close relationships in high school. Then I graduated, lost all my friends and became more lonely and bitter than ever.

Realistically I'll probably kill myself next year. But thanks for caring Argentanon.

I'd actually prefer to only have 30,000 men and 30,000 women so we have 1561 acres for open space, a town, and extra acreage for our child to spend time away from home.

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READY TO DIE

>be 23yo uni student
>gonna turn 24 next two weeks
>21 months neet after I finished college and went to uni this September to get degree in bus admin
>this week talk to random born here pajeet Dravidian type with a beard
>eventually asks me when I was born
>say 94'
>"oh yea you do look old user"

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Then it'd $783 per acre. We all meet on the same day cash in hand, wife present and living accommodations ready

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I'm happy when I'm at work cause I got lots of friends there.
I've been on vacation last two weeks and I'm bored and lonely

discord.gg/FAUC6Q