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fuck this beef edition

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sue

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paedophile

Don't call the police on black people
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i hate niggers

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god this is so peng

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the only relevant politics in the west is the politics of the United States

nobody cares about the squabbling of some chiefs in Belgica, the only relevant politics is happening in Rome.

gay people disgust me so much. when i see two blokes holding hands or kissing in public i get the same visceral nausea i get when i see a homeless man vomiting on the street or a rat scurry out in front of me when i'm walking home at night or when my finger goes through the bog roll when i'm wiping after a poo

having dinner in approximately 5 minutes so shall say goodbye now.

goodbye.

If you love every single ethnicity/race besides one (niggers) can you still technically be called a racist?

he'll eat all the beef haha

god be with you

Hot Hot Hot!!!

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If only Tim knew how much he means to so many of us

i have a suck/hate relationship with niggers

can hear a male voice in the German flatmate's room

>god this is so peng
>groceries.morrisons.com/webshop/product/Morrisons-Brussels-Pate/310192011

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got called a neek at beckenham junction

disconcerting how Tim's smile looks like he has been run through FaceApp

I am a NEET

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yes, so much. a meme that we mock. so special

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Was gently teasing my Italian wife about her *having* to eat pasta 3 times a week like she's an addict, and she got very mean and snapped back "Well you drink 10 cups of fucking tea every fucking day"

>gay people disgust me so much. when i see two blokes holding hands or kissing in public i get the same visceral nausea i get when i see a homeless man vomiting on the street or a rat scurry out in front of me when i'm walking home at night or when my finger goes through the bog roll when i'm wiping after a poo

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listening to three imaginary boys

hey PewDiePie

*gets into the wrong lane so i can overtake the long queue of traffic waiting to come off at the exit*
>*slows down and signals left when i get to the end so i can push in front of the queue*

mad how nobody was talking about gay people and you just came out with this nanoessay
fascinating
*jots some stuff down on my clipboard*

>mock
half of /Brit/ will be living the same life as him in a few decades’ time

on the phone to 101 now

nonce

Is "Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius worth reading?

*me and the 10 cars behind refuse to let you in and you end up behind where you would have been originally*

no

got a new car and keep accidentally switching down in to a lower gear and slowing right down in the middle of the road hahaha

alri defensive bender, just keep your shit stabbery in the bedroom yeah?

some paki taxi driver the other day tried this, naturally i ignored him and refused to let him in

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Reading is a waste of time

*filters through the middle flipping off each wall of traffic as I go*

it's alright but I find Boethius' The Consolation of Philosophy more interesting and a better starting point for philosophy in general

haha tried to move off in neutral today then crunched the gears as I forced into into first

>Is "Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius worth reading?

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oh I'm not gay
just think it's weird how you're so obsessed with them

can't even drive at all

survived another freshers without losing the virginity feeling pretty based

vf

Got a response to my complaint

Is it worth it to keep going?

I mean my conviction is clearly non-violent and it was committed in 2016, just sentenced in 2017

hi lads x

survived another tit barrel by sucking on my thumb feeling pretty based

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did my first cbt at 18 and got a cg125
never bothered to learn how to drive because I just don't need to, I shouldn't have set the bar so low

same only i have a magic pink card that says i can

>conviction is clearly non-violent
would rather employ someone convicted of aggravated assault than a nonce sex pest

nonce freak

it's hard to tell when it's done via maliciousness or stupidity though

Got a response to my complaint

Is it worth it to keep going?

I mean my conviction is clearly non-violent and it was committed in 2016, just sentenced in 2017

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Funny how emotions work desu. In the last couple of years my dad was outed as a paedo and tried to kill himself (I found the suicide note), my sister has been permanently hospitalised with anorexia that is life-threatening and hasn't improved at all, and my poor mum is looking more and more old and grey due to the immense stress that she's been under as her family got ripped apart. However that stuff doesn't really bother me emotionally too much and I'm able to deal with it stoically, and yet I'm still completely emotionally fucked up about a 6/10 fwb who dumped me 5 years ago. I think about her all the time, lose sleep over her, and feel constantly sad that me and her will never have another chance. Mind plays some really funny tricks on you sometimes desu

same
good evening

not a virgin freak, simply live in London and have no need to drive due to our world class metro system

noncery is worse than violence

You should always keep going moni, you are INNOCENT and you should NOT give up until you smash the transphobic justice system and get your conviction overturned

yeah mate i'll sign a petition

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Funny how I won't read this desu

truthpill: New Directions is the GOAT publishing house

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year 6 choon

nice blog

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the release of this choon adds up to mark being in year 6
caught out :)

i'm 21. and nor mark.

>24/24

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>tune in for arsenal game
>it's already over
Wtf

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whatever mark

Got to the gym and found that I had not brought my gym clothes

freakin' epic

>don't indicate
>over take on the inside lane as the lanes merge into 2, just so i can gain 1 car length in distance
>then attempt to weave in and out of traffic
>pull out into traffic from a side road when turning right blocking off oncoming traffic
>play this song on while doing all of the above youtube.com/watch?v=JFlrNP6_I28

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turn up in your gym clothes retard
>b-but then no-one will see me changing
yeah ok fag

seemed like there were well loads of brit indie pop bands before 2013. why are there virtually none (good ones) now?

You will get over her if you find someone else to distract your brain, you're just lonely, honestly you feel so much better

you beheaded them all

ah yes, i'll just go to work in gym clothes all day haha

do you mind if I save this toad?

>multiple offences
lol

seriously though what is it about BMWs/Audis?

Are the people that buy them dicks? or does the car cause them to become a dick on the road?

It's always the cheap ass 1/3 series or A3s as well, never the more expensive models like 7 series etc

well it would stop you from forgetting them, wouldnt it?

Guess that's the hard part desu, always found it very difficult to connect with people