/brit/ - a place for the british

so is Mueller going to impeach Drumpf or what?

time

pink floyd

now dave gilmour could really make that guitar sing

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Based janny

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You can always tell you've really rattled Dave when he pulls his mateyish 'you don't fit in here' card. As if he fits in anywhere he's about as likeable as a turd.

woes is banned from twitter. RIP

>Heh, I'm... different
*Naruto runs away*

honestly first solo that comes to mind is time's

Dave is the best poster in the general by far
Every good discussion stems from his posts

God probably exists

November Rain

hate foreign sounding words becoming brands in this country.

Carabao, Huawei and Tui are not logically ordered vowels in english. the pronunciation is off.

it should be Caraboa, Huawie and Tiu

>guitar solo

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hey you copied my idea

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Fucking state of this mental paki cunt

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Is he going to join UKIP like Sargon did

why isnt sue in this pic
it has stuff that hasnt been posted for several years, or was posted for a few weeks at most

haven't wanked in the month of october

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Hauwie *

in fact tui is fine. that stays

A question for /brit/: Are you satisfied with your job?

woes dropped in quality after 2015 imo
his best content was when he was depressed and before he'd met Richard Spencer

Dave is an invaluable asset of /brit/ and provides endless entertainment at his raucous outbreaks.

what about American companies that are Anglicized German surnames

You thick bastard.

i don't have one

Answer: No.

Tui? As in the beer?

really makes you think doesn't it

>grrr foreign words

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been getting this weird thing the last few months where I'll post and then I'll see my post and be surprised that someone wrote the same thing as I did for several seconds before it dawns on me that it is my post
is this some early symptom of some mental illness?

Yes, I'm a full-time welfare queen.

those are fine

what was that margherita argument again

i suppose you could say so

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it could probably do with an update, when I made it there were quite a few gimmicks of the time that didn't last very long, like the south african joke pepe and grug
problem is my computer competence is actually falling as I become a boomer, I can't even get photoshop to crack properly any more

Well then, I will tell you. Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne and I myself have founded great empires; but upon what did these creations of our genius depend? Upon force. Jesus alone founded His empire upon love, and to this very day millions will die for Him. . . . I think I understand something of human nature; and I tell you, all these were men, and I am a man; none else is like Him: Jesus Christ was more than a man. . . . I have inspired multitudes with such an enthusiastic devotion that they would have died for me . . . but to do this is was necessary that I should be visibly present with the electric influence of my looks, my words, of my voice. When I saw men and spoke to them, I lightened up the flame of self-devotion in their hearts. . . . Christ alone has succeeded in so raising the mind of man toward the unseen, that it becomes insensible to the barriers of time and space. Across a chasm of eighteen hundred years, Jesus Christ makes a demand which is beyond all others difficult to satisfy; He asks for that which a philosopher may often seek in vain at the hands of his friends, or a father of his children, or a bride of her spouse, or a man of his brother. He asks for the human heart; He will have it entirely to Himself. He demands it unconditionally; and forthwith His demand is granted. Wonderful! In defiance of time and space, the soul of man, with all its powers and faculties, becomes an annexation to the empire of Christ. All who sincerely believe in Him, experience that remarkable, supernatural love toward Him. This phenomenon is unaccountable; it is altogether beyond the scope of man's creative powers. Time, the great destroyer, is powerless to extinguish this sacred flame; time can neither exhaust its strength nor put a limit to its range. This is it, which strikes me most; I have often thought of it. This it is which proves to me quite convincingly the Divinity of Jesus Christ.

Dave

>plays civ once

aye

Yeah i would love to be a UK citizen

no you wouldn't

I'd love to live in North America

>he can't pronounce too-y

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Where do you think you are?

lmao no. as if they would allow white nationalists.

>when he was depressed
thought he's always like that, its his schtick. was this happy woes?

Business idea: Peace and tolerance

want a cup of tea but know ill be bursting for a piss during the night if i do

Why

it's rubbish don't bother

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update it

same
need to get off this depressing totalitarian island
I need to go off the grid in the Rockie Mountains

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>Video games
Fuck off cunt

Eternal conflict ain't it

>if they would allow white nationalists
They allowed PJW and Count Dankula

lads gonna have some scran soon, very important

only want you if you're a fundamentalist Calvinist
which is unlikely

usually just pop my todger over the sink and unload in there

is suicidal Ireland still with us

*Nglish genocide can't come soon enough

Feel sorry for people who don't believe in God but I don't want to.

why is it socially unacceptable to piss yourself? never got this
it's just water

All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers

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already had my wank tbqh

woes has been non-depressed since around mid 2016 I think, it's good that his personal life has gotten better now that he's found a home in the Alt-Right, I just think the melancholic videos he made back in 2014 and 2015 were top stuff, were depressing but comfy at the same time, the topics were always more interesting as well

both civnats.

I'll bet you pay for your pornography, too.

unlucky lad, i'm going to edge for hours

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do not wank

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is the 2 finger swear exclusive to britain

never have, never will

said it many times and ill say it again
the nose is the most important facial feature

if dubs getting a free month of BLACKED

I fucking hate the Irish.

>The password for the next level is stored in /etc/bandit_pass/bandit14 and can only be read by user bandit14. For this level, you don’t get the next password, but you get a private SSH key that can be used to log into the next level.

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this guy nose what he’s talking about

what the hell is lancashire tea

oh fuck off you viking rapebaby

poundland blag version

gonna snort some paprika

Thought about are Mary during many a wank and it hasn't stopped me

>the topics were always more interesting as well
suppose theres only so much to be said without becoming stale.

Watched Grand Designs the last night and the whole jive was this couple trying to make a clean house for their children to live in because they kept having allergic reactions and asthma attacks.
They built an air tight house that only pumped filtered air inside and everything was non toxic queer shite, bamboo carpets, organic paint, you get the idea.
They were living there six months and sure enough the kids got better. They pulled out one of the air filters to show the filtration system, it was like the air filter on a car, and it was as dirty. Was sick.
Makes you think though, everyone who lives in London is basically being slowly poisoned. Maybe that's why it's such a shit hole and everyone who lives there are so messed up.
Probably to a lesser extent what goes on in the likes of Dublin and other cities.

They are nationalist and white, ergo they are white nationalists

so you get a password