Smoking

My gf smoked and I wanted to have something in common with her
she was 15 and I was 19 btw

If you don't wanna smoke, don't smoke.
Don't worry.
Wether you smoke or you don't smoke, you will always be a ballbreaker.

nicotine can actually work as an antidepressant

Yeah it's stupid as shit but at an internship me and the boss were the only smokers so I got to know him very quickly and became his favorite obviously causing major butthurt among my peers.
It's pretty unfair and stupid but very often when people know each other really well at the workfloor, smoking is involved.

I don't smoke because #1 I'm not a degenerate, and #2 I don't want to damage my beautiful Hallstatt Nordid body.

You're forgetting one reason: a larger and larger number of people among the "depressed" youth, actually begin smoking for the purpose of harming themselves (because, duh, when you feel sad, you're "supposed" to hate yourself and want to destroy yourself and smoking is the socially acceptable way of doing so without leaving visible damage - and most of the sad people on tumblr smoke; tumblr some sort of guide to life for many).

And also some of them, these sad individuals, begin (although most often they begin for some OTHER reason but use the following as an excuse to continue) because they believe it "helps" them "cope" with their "depression" (when in reality it just drains their energy and makes them more sad and empty and feel even more worthless).

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I'm stupid, i thought it would really complement my cool nihilistic dark demeanor.

But the act of vaping should inspire nothing but self-loathing.

supposed to say: "tumblr being some sort of" ....

You’re right. It’s very true, and very unfair. Smoking is a time when you relax and let your guard down at work. Lot’s of bonding goes on during smoke breaks.

Joints, the tobacco in joints got me started on cigs.

Nicotine has actually been shown to have anti-psychotic powers. So a lot of schizophrenics are unknowingly self-medicating when the are smoking. That's why it's so prevalent among them. Psych wards don't necessarily force their patients to stop.

I’m a happy fuck, but I genuinely don’t want to live past 70. Smoking is my insurance policy against that eventuality.

I only smoke a cigar when I regroup with my friends once a month, on the top of a mountain nearby a comfy fire with a good amaro

A friend of mine does it the other way around. He tries quitting smoking every month or so, then he suddenly decides to smoke weed every evening so he can add as much tobacco as possible to his joints.

i only vape at home

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I’’m just fucking with you. Whatever help you get through the day, m8.

I rather take a “Sip” of poison everyday so I don’t have to overdose myself one day.

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Lung cancer is really, really awful way to go.

I was the only one from my class who wasn't smoking when we graduated school
There were 29 students in the class

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Goddam you sound cool. Not even being sarcastic.

What if you like the buzz it gives you?
I used to smoke a cig on break during work just to get me through the rest of the day

>implying I won’t self-checkout once I get the diagnosis.

I just need a good excuse so my family doesn’t hate me for doing it.

I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst

All I'm saying is that if you do decide you still want to live you'll probably see yourself become some (even more) pathetic version of yourself that in your last days cannot even hold your food anymore.

I work for hospice. What you’re describing is how 90% of the people here go out, cancer or no cancer, smoker or not. I know,what the elderly dying looks like, and there is rarely much dignity involved.

That’s why I don’t want to live past 70 in the first place. Thus the smoking and drinking.

People pretend like smoking is always going to end up in lung cancer. In reality if you're a normal smoker and male it's a 15% chance and for heavy smokers 25%. Also drops dramatically to 5% if you stop smoking.

verywellhealth.com/what-percentage-of-smokers-get-lung-cancer-2248868

What the fuck do you mean?

I smoke cigars occasionally. My dad smokes 1-2 cigars a day and he fucking loves it. Wakes up and smokes at 8am on the way to work To me that kind of habit is a fucking mental illness, but everyone has their vice.

I smoke maybe 2-3 cigars a month when I want to relax or read.

It’s a multi-tiered plan form me. I treat my body like shit in a myriad of ways, smoking is just one of the strategies.

If I’m guessing what does me in based on genetics, it’ll be heart disease. Cancer is just the backup.

Get on the fuckin plane

I started smoking because I was bored and curious. I was alone so peer pressure and looking cool were not even possibilities.

Smoking is an important part of culture, it's not just about looking cool.

Also, fuck off, normie. It's cool to see how your life fades away from you with the smoke.

This. There’s something honest and beautiful about overt acts of self-destruction.

i smoke weed and then have a cigarette after. always good.

shoo shoo underground man

latter

this
smoking looks cool anyway, you can't deny it.

Man you wouldn't believe the amount of talking behind your back that went on at all these smoke breaks. You must had been the mockery of the whole class

It's an easy way to get friends and most likely way to get know the pretties girls in school. High School is not for forming a family anyway.

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I'm a quiet guy, and smoking really helps me to not look autistic.
Example: Standing or sitting alone somewhere, just to chill a bit. If I'm doing nothing I feel out of place (besides looking like a sperg) and I don't want to glue to the phone when I'm taking a break. But if I'm smoking I feel more confident, it's a social accepted habit and yes I do think smoking looks cool.

And smoking is alright to make friends, in my university class my colleges would take smoking breaks in groups and normally they allways invited me to come along.