MEATY MISTAKES edition
/brit/
what will 2020's culture be??
find toil so mentally and physically draining that I basically seal myself off from the world when I get home and sit executing very low-energy/high-reward tasks such as posting on /brit/ or wanking. I don't have any friends. since I broke up with the gf I haven't been able to consider another female in a romantic way.
thanks for reading.
who /cp/ here
fruitful day of tarq and rorke bashing
caved about 10 tarq skulls in outside the private school before the police moved me on, bet the BUPA ward is full tonight lmfao
got through about 15 rorkes outside the local before I had to retreat before the piemunchers outnumbered me, the NHS won't cover the dental treatment they'll need after eating one of my overhand rights though lmfao
It won't
Ironic Jow Forums humour irl
my sister calls me midge because I'm 6 inches shorter than her
haha
iPhones, blacked.com, xanax
some shit
there probably will be scene and emo revivals mixed with nigger hiphop and bell bottoms
oh wait that's happening now we've literally run out of ideas
What'cha doin?
I want goths to make a major comeback
need me some good wanking material
Reported pojeet, shan't get away with it this time
NONCE ALERT
MI5 SEND THE DRONE IN
"remember the global pandemic of 2023? whew lad."
"it was crazy when kanye killed himself on the MTV VMAs."
"fucking hell this PS6-VR "American Psycho Simulator" by rockstar games is amazing. its making everyone want to be a psycho too hah"
society is going to fully collapse in the 2020s lad
anime
it's /Culture Pals/ you newfags
:(
fuck off nonce
I want Goths to make a major comeback
need this European Union AKA Roman Empire 2.0 reduced to ashes
incredibly polarised
LGBT feminist pride parades will get even more depraved, HRT will be given to newborns
while nationalists start training with guns,
continue voting in populist governments, maybe a few street brawls and terrorist attacks (some done by Muslims, some done by whites)
popular culture and fringe culture will be at each other's throats
90s nostalgia will kick in like 80s nostalgia was this decade
yeah sure it is you nonce cunt
>"American Psycho Simulator"
that sounds fun as shit
always wanted to play a home invasion or burglary sim where you break into a house and rob or murder the family
a clever ruse, mr. patel
anime
Liverpoop
I'm aware. Don't go anywhere near my international qts you fucking freak.
in the 20's the anglo will finally finish the job and eradicate the german once and for all
young angry white men thats the future
not buying it you sick cunt
anime
this fella quoting posts AFTER replying to them is an audacious young gimmickeer. good to see some talent rising up the ranks to eventually take my place.
where's 190
fuck off nonces
Based and, dare I say it, redpilled
one day i thought about the dangers of VR and a situation where virtual reality can get so realistic that reality and simulations start to blur and what would be most dangerous and a psycho simulator sounds terrifying.
...
anime
>get accused of rape
>have your career and legacy flushed down the toilet before a trial even takes place
>always wanted to play a home invasion or burglary sim where you break into a house and rob or murder the family
that would be kind of fun but why not play it in real life >:)
sometimes i wish grand theft auto type games were a little more immersive
when will the Americans finally finish off the Anglo race as George Washington promised his Jewish Mason overlords before the Seven Years War?
woah dude you should be a guest writer for black mirror with material like that
Dave is a waste of life
Nary a pixel
reply burger
Dave is the best poster in this general by far
you should, it'll happen to you to
false rape accusations are the best reason why you should never have sex with a feminist, no matter how easy they are to fuck
Fuck off Dave you insipid cunt
a toildrone's lament
He is though
Women shouldn't be allowed to vote
I applied to one job last week and didn't get it. Fuck, I need more motivation.
who says im not working on the new season
keep and eye out
-J.R.
virgins shouldn't
currently putting French Fries (the crisps) in my mouth and pretending to be a Lovecraftian abomination
>my ex used to beat me
every girl ive ever spoken too
serves you right for not enjoying beyonces work
Would you suck me off for two dollars?
>sex before marriage
go back to land owners I say
they at least have a stake in the future they vote for
imagine the butthurt little cunt who made this ahahaa
What's your point?
shan't be reading that cope
freak
>I was raped once
yeah yeah change the fucking record girls
they meant that they used to "beat them.. at mario cart." girls are bad at all types of games.
anime
Precisely
saw an amazing ball kick yesterday. he kicked it well hard and it went in!
saw a helicopter earlier, turned to the GF and said "a hind D? What's a russian gunship doing here?"
needless to say she didn't get it
they've all been raped at least once
fuck that sounds awesome
*pats you on the head* lil scamp :3
‘nce
Not sure it can get worse than this
Imagine being NEET lmao
surely no one is that pathetic here right?
wagie cope
nice to you too x
youtube.com
havent seen liverpool poster for days
I am a NEET
mad to think black swans don’t exist
܂run along to bed little wagie, toilberg's not going to be able to buy that third investment property if you're not there at 8am sharp.
would rather be mates with a VF NEET than an arrogant student
t. normalo-chaddite toilman
yeah I'm a neet
but I'm also a wingnut
i'm self-employed you dumb little cretin. enjoy your crippling depression, no gf and lack of direction in life you suicide case in waiting
I am a NEET.
Any italo disco man in
youtube.com
holy SHIT
shagged more birds than you've had hot dinners kid
used to wank to the california gurls video so much
they do though, see some in the river near my house sometimes
TURN ON CNN, SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM SHOT IN BACK OF HEAD
love reading about serial killers like jeffrey dahmer, ted bundy and so on, extremely interesting stuff
unironically think being a police detective investigating a serial killer is one of the coolest jobs in existence, up there with military fast jet pilot, early era archaeologist unearthing egyptian tombs, astronaut and so on
reply burger
love the film Zodiac simple as
of all the people I hate, I would say I hate journalists the most