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Potato soup, perfect for such beautiful crisp fall weather and can be simmer on the stove since he comes home at variable time on Thursday

heh.....dont make me post marriage cert with timestamp

youtube.com/watch?v=iv82_ZSwa4Y

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>potato soup
Put some ham in it.

>wake up
>see this
wat do?

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going to stir in some soy chunks flavored like bacon once I know he's close to home

did NOT die in a car crash on my way here buds. took the doggos out down the road for a walk, VERY muddy and gay

>soy
You really want to turn him gay?

rape

I want to buy a dog but my gf is afraid of them because she got bit as a kid
The dog was of course a pit bull

Dogs scare me just from reading about other people got bit and eaten.

Maybe get a lil dog.

Well Pitbulls should all be gassed anyway.
Get her a meme dog. She couldn't possibly say no to one of these puppers.

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I do want a small meme dog but she’s still really afraid
tfw no shiba

I wish I could afford to be an alcoholic or a pothead or something

Don't get her a shibe they're assholes and will tear up your house if you don't train them and if she's already scared of dogs that's going to be an issue. Get something easy to manage

oops just realized im not actually in drumheller so thats not the right flag :o

Like what

imagine browsing /cum/ without listening to
youtube.com/watch?v=SGF_iTLdw4U

Yeah what dog is dumb enough to not get into trouble but not so dumb that it can't learn anything?

He’s already impotent, how much worse could he get?

Depends on how much room you have and if you're going to get a purebred, Samoyeds are a good choice they're one of the gentlest dogs around but they're mid sized, goldens are about the same but bigger, for smaller dogs bulldogs and pugs are small and pretty lazy and don't tend to cause too much trouble

She’s still afraid of dogs so I’m gonna have to stay with cats

first off theres a BIG difference between being sterile and being impotent okay learn the difference

Prove it.

Impotence means no boner
Brainlet

prove what? that there's a difference?

Sterile: "not able to produce children or young."
Impotent: "(of a man) abnormally unable to achieve a sexual erection"

If you are asking me to post my man's erection with timestamp then forget it.

why do they keep hiring jannies?

you can cum without being erect dummies

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An impotent person can have their sperm taken out and used to fertilize an egg
An infertilite man cannot

So he’s sterile then?
Have you tried making changes to the diet?

gf is gonna make meatpies today lads

Well he could be omnipotent. Then he'd know you're shitposting about him on Jow Forums and could make you stop.

How

Any was he wants if he's omnipotent.

I don't believe in IVF anyway. But it depends on the cause of infertility. we don't know which one of us is causing the problem (or both, or if we are just unlucky), but he did fertilize at least one of my eggs which my body then promptly and heartbreakingly rejected.

We need to shill out time/money to get tested and consulted (insurance covers nothing).

fcionline.com/first-steps/fertility-awareness-checkup/
is what I am thinking about doing.

considering they do it for free, I'd assume turnover is brutal. the ""power"" kick has to wear off in like a matter of days.

gonna give ur gf a creampie ;)

but surely there's people autistic enough to do it forever

No

True I guess.

I've been here for over 10 years and I'm here literally every day, I would do it for free but I'm too autistic to do their little interview

haha just wrote about this:
No idea if he's sterile or not they need to count his sperm and do a bunch of tests on me. I am prone to think its me because of the early miscarriage. His sperm did get to my egg at least once. Maybe we are just unlucky, its "only" been 15 months. But I am worried.

Gotta cut back on the bread. It’s wreaking havoc on my digestive tract

Wasn’t saying you should use IVF just using it to show the different between impotent and infertile

Why are you all so obsessed with this f*moid and her impotent future cuck of a husband?

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and no changes to diet, though we are thinking of cutting out alcohol (which is suppose to reduce fertility). he'd never give up vegetarianism I don't think.

I’m not
I just explained the difference between impotency and infertility

gfs dad keeps asking me when I’m gonna marry his daughter

Heart aches

whats wrong? are you the grades man?

femoid I take. why you have to bully husband? it hurts

Keep torturing myself

Yeah, grades are all I have you know

And I ruined them

have you been studying for your classes and showing up to everything? or are you trying your best and still falling short?
talk to your teacher. and also look at getting more than just your grades to define you.

if you ruined them then start showing up and start really studying. if you are a zoomer right now you can't see the long term consequences of your actions but im coming from the future.

shouldnt it be half semester point? you have time to bring them up right?

cum...

Thinking about how I don’t have any friends and how I should kill myself

yes this is /cum/

you dont need friends honestly they are a bit of a meme imhe

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una vela

Moved out of Amish country, will miss the shops

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Having nobody to talk to in real life sucks though
I had a friend last year but she doesn’t live in this countr anymore
Really enjoyed talking to her and spending time with her

you can talk to mom
or try to get a bf/gf (dont get heavy)
or if you must go to some irl meetup

>tfw promised to take her to a movie but never did
>tfw I’ll never get food with her anymore
>tfw I’ll never go to the museum with her anymore
>tfw we’ll never hang out again
I wonder if she knew she was my only friend
I have a bad relationship with my parents
I would if I could
I’ve gone to a few and have never made any permanent friends
I’ve gottwn contact info from people but never did anything with them
My phone is full of numbers I’ve never talked to again

Normally try to avoid mom

why?

Dang I’m staring to miss the only friend I’ve ever had again
Need to forget about it since it makes being alone worse

I LOVE my mom can't imagine having a bad relationship with the very people who raised you. sometimes parents can be really abusive or whatever though I guess.

>I’ve gone to a few and have never made any permanent friends
yeah but you dont need "permanent friends" just someone to talk to irl right?

and next time you get those contacts invite them out.

if you live in chicago area ill talk to you irl if you need it.

Talking to someone one time isn’t the same as having people who genuinely like spending time with you and enjoy being with you
I talk to people in class and my coworkers but they’re not my friends

I’ve tried a couple times and I was either left on read or they canceled last second
Once I asked someone if they wanted to go to the bar with me and they agreed
As we were walking to it she tells me she has to go do something else and I never spoke to her again

I think I’m gonna get on that alcoholism train so I have something to look forward to when I get home

are you a woman? imhe as a barely functional autist I've had never had more than ~2-4 of that "people who genuinely like spending time with you and enjoy being with you" at any one time, and one is always mom and one is always bf. if you aren't a woman I'd also recommend not trying to go for girls as friends.

then you might make some few genuine friends beyond that. but you can't depend on them. when you get older you will learn to love yourself more and I think that makes a big difference because you aren't looking for validation outside yourself.

have my favorite meme video I always watched when I felt lonely:
youtube.com/watch?v=k7X7sZzSXYs

My mom had a mid life crisis in my freshman year of high school, started going clubbing with friends, etc. Ruined her relationship with my father and started being a shit mom for a bit. Ended up resenting her for a few years but I've since forgiven her and she's gone back to being an adult

No I’m a guy
I don’t try to be friends with girls it’s just what happened
My only friend I’ve ever had has been a girl

yeah but i can guarantee every time you ask those girls out as friends they are thinking you are maaaybe trying to hit on them. ofc they will act cold and distant or make excuses. I certainly wouldn't go alone to a bar with a guy who claims he just want friends. guys are more forgiving of your autism as well. offer to buy your buddy a beer or watch the game or whatever the hell guys do together.

watch the meme vid.

Bitch, I'm special.

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Well I kind of wanted to date the girl who ditched me but the girl friend I had was actually my friend
I didn’t want to try date her or think about her romantically since I didn’t want to ruin our friendship

Damn her photoshop is top tier mate

Like right now I don’t miss her because I wish she was my girlfriend or something
I just miss talking to her and spending time together

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Did not mean to hurt you

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It’s starting to rain and I’m done with work
Gonna sit outside the rain once I get home

yeah and that's the trade off. you kept her as a friend and you got her as a friend. alls well that ends well. but like almost every other friendship, it will fade eventually anyway.

moving forward though, most women are going to assume you are hitting on them and aren't going to hang out with you accordingly. especially if you are asking her to a bar.
just a really bad idea to go after friendships from women. come on.

outside in the rain**
Should be comfy
Gonna drink some hot cocoa and eat a sandwich

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Hate how my mom vents at me every night trying to ruin my high
(NEVER had an issue with me smoking, which is cool)

Like I said I wasn’t just going for friendship with that girl when we met we flirted a bit and ended up kissing
But that was the last time I asked anyone to do anything since my fragile ego can’t handle rejection well