It's Friday!
/ausnz/
Caleb Ortiz
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Jayden White
I can't go to Yemen, I'm an analyst
Logan Sullivan
Any plans?
Alexander Rivera
I don't know.
Maybe, we'll see.
It might be a quiet night or I could get drunk with my buddies.
Joseph Moore
Did your extroversion develop, or were you born that way?
Bentley Diaz
>extroversion
Wouldn't have a clue but it's getting worse over the years.
Becoming more and more of a social recluse but still have a way to go before I'm totally gone.
Isaac Harris
>3am
You feel it too, don't you? The body I've lost, the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting
Cameron Cruz
>more of a social recluse
How many times a week do you get out? Besides for groceries I mean, and with or without pals
Isaac Wilson
Good. Defy your circadian rhythm. Become a vampire
Oliver Adams
Once or two a week.
This one has been a busy week with me being out a fair bit.
Benjamin Martin
Heck it, I'll eat a burger or something when I wake up
Benjamin Martin
Why's this week so busy?
Why are you up so late, Russia? Normally you're an early sleeper
James Myers
I'm gonna go to Westport and beat his ass.
Caleb Morgan
>Why's this week so busy?
Just is, no reason for it.
I'd rather you didn't beat my arse...
But you can come to Westport.
John Adams
>I'd rather you didn't beat my arse...
Tooooo bad
Lincoln Evans
Oh fug.
Easton Cooper
How long have you two known each other?
Austin Davis
I just felt a chill go down my spine.
Adrian Hughes
I'm fucking bored at the shared housing place lads. I have a bullshit psychologist appointment at the hospital at 2 pm. More waste of time.
Colton Hill
Just want someone to end me.
Isaac Bell
Is NZ haunted, creepy, chilling, unsettling, or otherwise spooky?
Matthew Hernandez
At least you don't have to deal with damn yanks in your home 24/7
Liam Hughes
You couldn't get one in your home if you wanted one
Oliver Gray
Fucking newfags man
Austin Carter
What anime should I watch?
Nathan Morris
Asobi Asobase
The only good anime released in years
Josiah Turner
Sabrina the teenage witch
Jack Myers
>Steven
>Adam
>Jason
>Zane
>Leonie
These are the people I'm living with lads.
Carson Perry
Zante always asks to borrow money from people.
Caleb Sanders
happy Friday /ausnz/
Austin White
>Adam
Wow, I bet that guys real cool
nerd
Eli Baker
All those names are pretty awful
Hopefully they don't steal all your stuff
Thomas Cruz
What a cunt.
Is it strangers or the people in the house?
Cameron Martinez
>newshub.co.nz
Wtf I love Simon Bridges now
Dominic Moore
Yeah I saw this on the TV box last night.
Was worth a giggle.
Jose Diaz
I always lock my door when I leave.
People in the house
Liam Wood
I wonder when politicians will realize the only way to win the young vote is to be a good memer.
It's the only reason ACT or NZF gets any votes at this point.
Jackson Adams
Zane is an alcoholic lads. He also can't sit still for very long. Hmmm
Josiah Nguyen
Sounds like westie to me
Ethan Edwards
How do I get a cute and smart Australian bf to spend the rest of my life with?
Logan Jones
They try sometimes but most time it doesn't come off too good.
Hey!
I can keep still, I'm rather good at it in fact.
Juan Johnson
>I'm rather good at it in fact.
Being passed out drunk doesn't count
William Howard
Yes it does!
Sebastian Nguyen
>Red Hummer
>big Sikh symbol sticker across the back window
Jacob Murphy
Your future landlord reporting in
Lincoln Flores
Feels bad, should I try stand up to my property manager or will I get on some kind of black list?
Nathaniel Jackson
You can't be worse than my current landlord
Ian Carter
I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS.
Daniel Phillips
Off to the psychologist soon lads. *yawn*
Gavin Howard
Based chink taking the country by storm.
Parker Roberts
At the hospital now lads.
Sebastian Evans
I am a nigger and my father is missing?!!
The light novel adaptation
Sebastian Morris
Wew, 60 Mbps down & 22 Mbps upload on 4G at the hospital. WHY CANT I HAVE THIS SPEED AT THE SHARED HOUSE.
Parker Ross
Cameron Ortiz
That would be too much to ask for.
Heyo.
Thomas Williams
Heyo
Oliver Scott
How are you, Israel?
Anthony Miller
Hungry
Logan Smith
What do you normally eat for breakfast? Feeling hungry too
Benjamin Johnson
Then you probably should eat something mister.
Jonathan Campbell
Whatever there is, I have some cream cheese and smoked salmon I prepared yesterday so I'll have that with toast.
Yes.
Josiah Stewart
Do or did you go to yeshiva?
Hudson Moore
What about you, Kiwi? What's your normal breakfast?
Tyler Price
Never.
Honestly if I had a choice but had to go religious I'd go with some form of Christianity since they focus on more important values while Judaism is just sucking God's dick the whole time.
Grayson Long
>tfw it gets hot as fuck and rains afterwards for no reason
Sebastian Collins
>christcucks
Ethan Morales
Fucking psychologist nearly had me crying. I need to eat my HJ's now.
Carson Smith
>HJ's
give me some
GIVE ME
Christopher Edwards
Leo Sullivan
>So user where do you see yourself in 3 years time?
I WANTED TO SAY DEAD.
John Miller
Could really go for a yummy HandJob right now.
Austin Scott
Hmm yes.
Daniel Fisher
Nugs are in the oven lads
Got a WHOLE bunch of onion rings as well
Dominic Collins
are australians nice?
Andrew Wilson
are americans nice?
Julian Jenkins
americans are all niggers
they'll attack in an instant if they smell high fructose corn syrup
Benjamin Martin
t'was a retorical question
Hudson Collins
Send me some nuggies and O-rings please.
Please Please Please Please Please....
Gabriel Garcia
Imagine actually unironically waking up in the morning
Ayden Williams
Can't, I only wake up in the afternoon.
Although waking up itself is all sorts of heck.
Carson Parker
Mornings are the best time of day.
I'm also so happy when I wake up to yet another beautiful morning.
Parker Miller
Stop sleeping until afternoon hits then
No they aren't, mornings are heck
Juan Hill
That's just because your attitude is heck.
You've got to approach each day with a smile on your face.
Carter Wilson
I woke up at 7am today
DON'T talk to me about heck
Andrew Lewis
Hello I am here to talk about heck.
I have a smile of pain and lack of sleep on my face
Jayden Gomez
THATS THE ONE THING I ASKED YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT!!!!
*curses you to heck*
Brayden Bell
I'm sorry but I'm all about that heck. We can talk about whatever you like, last time I heard being rape victim was your jam?
Ian Powell
That sounds more like a grimace but we can work with this.
Even if you don't feel good if your body smiles your mind will soon follow.
Logan Taylor
Stop this positivity, it's creepy.
Lincoln Stewart
My body is slam dunked from the 9th floor, that's how it feels, so I wouldn't call it smiling
Mason Thomas
I want an energy drink, but I don't want to stay up late.
What do?
Christian Foster
I want to hug Akko
Hudson Flores
An Aussie called me "mate" today
Levi Peterson
cunt
Gabriel Miller
How is trying to spread happiness and joy "creepy"
If anything you are the one being creepy.
Well just try it, be like the happy people in the painting.
It was probably sarcastically
Brayden Barnes
Are you trying to drive me to suicide?
Chase Edwards
>How is trying to spread happiness and joy "creepy"
Because it's WRONG
>If anything you are the one being creepy.
How am I being creepy?
Gavin Ross
That's not spooky, but I can't look away
James Adams
No
I'm just trying to drive away all the heck that's in your mind.
The only things that's wrong here is....
Evan Campbell
The Jewish girl you mentioned: How long were you together, and why'd you separate?