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Nigger

ah

If you've never had a pokey bum wank you need to experience it at least once.

i play pokemon go everyday

got poked on fb

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im reading the king james virgin bible

Sicily here
With a message for all you nurses
We are on to your bullshit

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I don't do the Jesus thing but this fucking kills me.
The archetype of the corrupt but inherently virtuous man.
Real shit.

you had BEST be careful with what you're doing

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nordic as fuck

Im southern European doofus

Imagine meeting Jesus and the first thing you do is call him a "rat fuck"

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This is the only Abel Ferrara movie i've ever seen, any others worth watching?

fact:
that chicks nails are super short because she masturbates a TON

looks like she just eats and fingers herself all day shes leading the most hedonistic life possible

(who is she)

abel ibarra and his 7 second rx8

An ideal America

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Abel Ferrara fucking based

When you went to peoples houses for sweets on halloween what did you do? You have to tell them a joke or something right? I can't really remember.

King of New York.
Funeral.
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Megan mccullom

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Blackout

Cokey
Do you order 1g at a time?
How much do most people order?
How much does a normal person use on a night out? How much do you use?

cutting my toe nails with a box cutter lads

>abel ferrara
i prefer james deen

Food is the key to a woman's heart

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>kike flag pushing degenerate porn
checks out

sounds unnecessarily difficult
nail clippers are the perfect tool for the job

So sweet

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what are your hobbies?

post link

what the fuck is this an interrogation?im fairly sure cocaine is ridiculously expensive in australia anyway to get through 5 grams in a weekend every weekend ud probably have to remortgage haha

have genuinely tried this before its awful

how did China end up producing everything?

Makes me pissed that Zeppelin are such jews with copyright and wouldn't let this stay in the final version of Bad Lieutenant.
Makes the scenes where he goes into complete unhinged crack psychosis KINO
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yeah couldnt find any at the usual spots though and i had the box cutter sitting there so why not
i did quite a good job considering what i was using

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Discussion of international cutlure with a diverse group of peers.

pitt the elder

Reading
Writing
Thinking
Drinking
Sinking
Blinking
Kinking
Loving
Strumming
Fucking
Mugging
Bugging
Cooking
Lucking
Nuffin'

this poster is statistically not white

I've literally bashed windows and slashed tires of California plates before and have told people about it and laughed after

>peers

i like to post on Jow Forums (a website with a focus on anime) :D

t. assravaged flyovers

my big toenail is so thicc i honestlly don't think a stanley knife (box cutter) could do it. did it take a long time?

doubt. but itd be even worse if it was true what the hell are you compensating for

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thats pretty disrespectful and downright wrong to be perfectly frank

you should make amends and try to be a better person

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the only good thing about California is the weather
that is literally it
I'm just joking. I hate Californians with a passion though, everyone does

lads I was told California was sunny and warm
What is this?

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and the dairy products

don't forget the dairy products

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The big toenail is thicc
And life is lick or be licked
Stick or be sticked
Or Dick or be dicked
So I hit and don't miss
Jump and think shit
I have never suckled on the tit
But I've felt enough clits
Forward go the hips
To not stand is to sit
Niggers have very big lips

Had In-n-Out twice
Burgers were nice but the chips are honestly awful

Bored out of my fucking mind

Might get addicted to smack to stop being bored

cali is weird in that if you go to the sf area youre probably in an area with one the highest concentrations of really smart and innovative people on earth but then if you go to the la area its one of the worst ones filled with low life immigrants right

In this vid she makes animal style fries at home

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took about 10 minutes but i went really slow because i was scared of losing control and cutting myself

watch this
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WTF flag is that for the Northeast?

California is full of cunts in fleeces and they call it 'tech wear'
I know it's full of gooks and low lives, you Jew, the question is how did they get there?

when I was bulimic I used to record myself binging on cake and pastries
no I don't still have the videos

You a girl? x hhe *tip*

Nazis are dead and I am not

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Grotesque.

I'm a Dengist

I love her

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any lonely man in?

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california was always filled with spics
asians and jews flock to the cities with the highest amount of jobs and industry for college educated individuals

am not Jow Forums lads

*pinches myself*
upon further inspection, i'm very much alive...my friend

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aye

Rate my youtube feed lads

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Once did one of those reaction time things where you have to press the lights on the board in front of you and I was so quick that the guy controlling the thing thought it was an error with the machine at first

I don't post here often any more but i honestly hate obsessive autists like this cunt
just fuck off you melt
write a blog you little freak

might tell the gf I love her this weekend.
2 months in what do you reckon?

>don't get the diet stuff, it's got chemicals in it

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Just trying to learn la
Last time a friend was open about it with me, he was paying $200/gram

bit early without context but it depends on the relationship, only you can know how she will react and even then you might be wrong. But me and my current gf told eachother we were in love pretty early and our relationship is still tip top so there you go

Umm wut

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Good post.
Piss off you tiresome twat

why do pubs only ever have diet coke in?

does she throw all that back up after? lol

mental how i can walk down the street and by an eighth of quality legal weed for just over $40

coke, tango and sprite isn't it?
pepsi owns fanta and 7up, I think

state of you ya little fucken gimp, sitting around at almost 4 in the morning saving loads of pictures of some fucking slag eating food and posting a different one every minute

get ya head checked you weapon

I am so sick of seeing niggers on BBC1
They are pushing it to the extreme now

go to bed dad

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good post

Probably lol

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i should become bulimic to become not fat