>Yellowstone volcano erupts
>Americans gain refugee status and move to Europe
>spread our "mutt' genes to the locals
>Europe gets mutted
like clock work
Yellowstone volcano erupts
Asher Parker
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Ian Miller
>Yellowstone explodes
>America rapidly descends the first world ladder
>No longer a world leader
>No longer the "best" country in the americas
Volcanic winter doesn't sound so bad now.
Brandon King
I'll have no problem with Argentina being the best country in Americas, as long yuros get fucked
Justin Diaz
The whole world would collapse overnight if Yellowstone blew, Americans would just be the only ones lucky enough to die quickly
Adrian James
This is the only time I've been happy that I live in New Jersey
Xavier Morales
>The whole world
No, if anything the world would finally evolve.
Sebastian Butler
30mm of ash isn't enough to die from
t. survived mt st helens
Gabriel Myers
A supervolcano would create a global nuclear winter you dumb fuck
Evan James
maybe for one summer, that's not enough to kill people.
Levi Howard
You will be sent to death camp instead of entering their countries.
David Wilson
Jack Wilson
So when? We just had tsunami couple days ago.
Carson Lewis
>move to Europe
I doubt that would be possible.
You cannot just walk or cross the atlantic on a raft like muslim refugees.
Gavin Cooper
Or you can just go to Mexico, I'm sure they'll be more than happy to open their gates to you, given how you've been nice to them.
Kayden Murphy
rapefugees NOT welcome, i hope that mutts get machinegunned when they try to cross the atlantic.
Luke Reyes
The entire Northern Hemisphere would be plunged into an ice age if that happened.
Benjamin Gonzalez
>Americans gain refugee status and move to Europe
no :^)
Ian Anderson
How exactly would they move to europe?
Matthew Reed
Everyone would have to move to the Southern Hemisphere if the Yellowstone volcano blew. In the case of North Americans, South America. In the case of Europeans, probably Africa.
Elijah Gray
>moving to africa
Nah I'll take a jacket
Lucas Morales
I don't think you understand exactly what an ice age is.
Blake Mitchell
Couple of years of colder climate doesn't mean a new ice age. We'll be fine.
Levi Walker
>america turns into somalia
>euros flee to the middle east
talk about what goes around comes around...
Luis Martinez
Joshua Long
I don't think you understand what a joke is, but I am used to that from americans on this site.
Brandon Stewart
You do know that it's hard to discern someone's intent or tone of voice from looking at text on a computer screen.
Isaiah Thomas
I know that, but you could have absolutely known it was a joke from the way it was written and context. And I am not memeing when I say you are bad at detecting irony, sarcasm or jokes, I see it every day on this site.
Sebastian Allen
We will need a wall to keep all those mutts out of my country
Landon Jones
We're to the point that even satirically stupid posts could be genuine thanks to Jow Forumsddit so I don't really blame him.
Aaron Foster
*nauru sinks into the sea under the weight of seppo boatpeople*
Leo Richardson
Now the wall doesn't sound half bad