Drink milk

>drink milk
>drink breastmilk from a 700 kg, four-nippled animal

>drink coconut milk
>drink grated pulp of a hairy nut

>drink soy
>drink soy

Literally cannot win

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>kg
time to fuck off home hans

lmao
Just drink almond milk

Drink human milk

Drink goat milk. They don't weigh 700kg. Also, goats are way more based than cows. Goats can climb crazy locations on mountain sides and climb trees and have awesome horns and can fight you and fuck you up. Cows and dumb.

I mean you'll absorb the awesome powers of the goat when you drink its milk. What "powers" of the cow do you absorb when drinking its milk? the power to be a lazy fat fuck and say "moooo"?

Over a billion people think cows are holy so I guess they are doing something right.

Yes but those are mostly Indians and look at what cow worship is doing to them. Not really turning them into Aryan übermensch, is it...

Don't be so sure. Cows are going to make them a superpower in one year and three months.

>drinking milk
>not making yoghurt or cheese with it

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>he's not /almond/ in 2018

I use almond milk in my White Russians.

I'm addicted to putting milk in my coffee. I know it's unmanly, but I just can't stop.

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>tfw no cowtit girlfiend who will moo for you

Basado

Only chocolate almond milk is drinkable.

dios mio, la abominación autistica

Coconuts don't lactate stupid dummy

Everyone does that you tard.

>drink breastmilk from a 700 kg, four-nippled animal
When you put it that way, it sounds pretty metal

Goat milk is way tastier and more nutritious as well
Same with goat cheese

Drink human blood

Isn't animal milk essentially their filtered, fattened blood?

The cool kids on /ck/ don't, they say only numales do

Not really... If you see it like that pee is filtered blood

They're probably trying to be hardasses.

Almond milk is a meme. It completely lacks the texture of what atleast makes soy milk a fake milk. Almond milk is water with white added.

Spot the 16 year old. I know you're at the age where you believe dumb ass high school memes like "men only drink black coffee" but in a few years when you reach comfortable adulthood you'll realize how god damn dumb you sound.

I drink soymilk since childtime.Adding some suger makes it better.

drinking coffee is unmanly. It is a woman's drink

get a girlfriend, force her to induce lactation, drink it right from her tits
bonus points if it's against her will