ITT: Say something nice about Switzerland

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It's the best country on earth and I'm going to get my masters there to relocate

One of the few countries I don't feel a deep hatred for.

Cute guys

There are nice immigrants there
locals are absolute trash

Thank you but please stay out of Switzerland. We are full, desu.

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Swiss Germans aren't anywhere as bad as other Germans, although Luxembourgers are probably the best. Haven't met an Austrian yet though.

im austrian what do you want to know

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I wondered if French people hate Swiss French the way Germans hate Swiss Germans

I am coming to Switzerland for residency then citizenship

Study financial math or statistics if you want to make real money.
t. also want to live there a while, but my master’s was in pure math and can’t get a jerb

Too late

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We don't really think about them. At least with Walloons, there's mutual banter, Swiss French are very distant.

All types of Germans are actually the same narrow-minded genocidal jerks.

I got accepted to ETH Zurich for a masters in electrical engineering but didnt go because im poor and didnt get the scholarship. It is a nice place though

Who’s that Belgian comedian who’s really big and has the joke about being robbed and being raped? There was a show about him recently on the radio

Do you have kik Burgerdesu?

It’s very hard to make friends here. If you really wish to come here I can help you finding locals to hang out with. Otherwise you might become very lonely here.

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Dude you couldn’t get a loan?

That’s one of the best universities on the planet

This goes more or less for every burger.

We don’t use stuff like kik or whatsapp in America
I only know what they are because of int

I have already identified you as the Swiss who wants to assassinate immigrants, no thank you friend also I am a loser I do not need friends

I agree
t. had a german boss and hated him
And his fucking daughter who didn’t even work there but hung out all the time

t. used to work at Evonik plant

We only use WhatsApp here. And if you want a head start with locals from Switzerland you better drop some fake socialmedia or kik ID asap. I’m not kidding with foreigners feeling fucking depressed here because no one gives a shit about them. Even people from Germany suffer here

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I am impressed by how much they bastardized the German language.

Good cheese and usually polite

You are hurting my feelings Burgerdesu. Everyone needs friends

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Tell me what you think of this image first

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>that 700 yr old boomer who puts holes in his cheese

That woman will have back problems sooner or later and also pic related

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I guess I could have, but fafsa doesnt work there (it does for some overseas unis tho) and I got into a higher ranked university (overall, about the same in subject) for a PhD, which is free tuition and about $34k/yr. So just a better financial decision imo. My advisor has good connections too so I could probably try to go there for a post doc afterwards, but right now im mostly looking at corporate labs and RnD or government labs

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Whatever here is my kik ID. Cappa_appac, your choice at the end, user. But anyways I hope you will enjoy Switzerland regardless.

granit xhaka is a cutie :3

And pretty good at what he does.

being cute!

Thanx for the knives, they kick ass. I'll buy some more some day to support your economy.

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Me so jealous of you:(

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>Landlocked country

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Your flag's a big plus! I like that your immigration system is complicated to keep the 3rd world hoards out, but I think native Europeans should be welcomed. Also, the 4 languages and overall feeling I got there made it feel like home...10/10 would be a Scheiße Ausländer.
I see on Jow Forums that Swiss are racist, anti-immigrant, will isolate you blah blah....I would move there, get a job, contribute just to shove it in their faces. I am isolated right now in a soulless American shithole - The worst kind of isolation. I would rather be alone in the Alps than here any day. Your move, Switzerland

Imo you are welcome as long you can contribute to society and or economy

What qualifies as "contribution"?

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Having a job for a start is a small contribution to a greater good. Having good qualifications is even better because you can share even more knowledge to your co-workers and show them different ways and opinions from another country.

But even if you have a factory job and do some “low education” job, your small part also end up make profit for everyone else.

And I’m rather stoned now so I hope it makes sense to you.

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Of course! I am not a welfare queen.

The imagery of Alpenhorns, and clocks just made it a magical place when I was growing up. I enjoyed being able to speak German and French when I visited 2 years ago. It was fun trying to understand Schwiizerdütsch, but French fixed that problem. So for me living there and working would be a massive help with my language knowledge. My French and German skills have faded a little over here.

People keep voting for less immigration

My plan is the same but for my PhD, I hope swiss people aren't as hateful as they appear to be here