What’s it like being Nordic?

What’s it like being Nordic?
Do you just sit around all day basking in the superiority of your haploshit?
Do Nordic girls have bunda?
Would you choose to live there if you had the opportunity to live anywhere?

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We just look down on all the genetic trash.

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t. 0.05% Danish

>What’s it like being Nordic?
Must be sort of boring I think.

>Do Nordic girls have bunda?
Nope

>Do you just sit around all day basking in the superiority of your haploshit?
If they are superior why are they being replaced by ragheads?

>Would you choose to live there if you had the opportunity to live anywhere?

Nope, Japan is better than any other place on earth and that's where I'm headed. The Nordicks can enjoy Abdullah and his five children.

How fucking fat do you have to be to be American and unironically call yourself Nordic
Cringe.

Lol.
Believe what you want American.

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Based and redpilled

Feels pretty great tbcfh
Weather sucks though

denmark isn't nordic

>Nobody outside anglosphere cares about haplo or heritage
You do realize this is Jow Forums? Europeans here clearly do and the biggest haplotype autist is a Finn. Your average American has probably never heard about haplotypes.

>What's it like being nordic
what's it like not being nordic?
>Do you just sit around all day basking in the superiority of your haploshit?
no
>Do Nordic girls have bunda
yes, a surprising amount
>Would you choose to live there if you had the opportunity to live anywhere?
If you mean anywhere in 2018, yes.
If i could time travel, no.

>What’s it like being Nordic?
very similar to being American I imagine.
No culture, so most hang on to a sort of 56% concoction created in the late 1800s.
Most people alive today are Americans with a different language. They grew up with American movies, celebrate american holidays, and follow american trends.
>Do you just sit around all day basking in the superiority of your haploshit?
No. Most hate their race and feel racism can only die if we everyone racemix.
>Do Nordic girls have bunda?
Since it became popular with hip hop and twerking more and more are focusing on getting big butts, yes.
>Would you choose to live there if you had the opportunity to live anywhere?
Yes.

You're going too far with your first two points. Otherwise correct

>they are more nordic than others because I say so
no fucknugget, the concept of "race" is idiotic, literally only americans think in terms of race. you nationality is based on your culture, not the colour of your skin
>inb4 somalis are swedes then
no, because the somalis we have here still subscribe to their tribal culture, maybe their grandchildren will be different. only time will tell

What’s it like being Nordic?
it's comfy
Do you just sit around all day basking in the superiority of your haploshit?
no, we work
Do Nordic girls have bunda?
no girls here
Would you choose to live there if you had the opportunity to live anywhere?
yes

I fell for the nordic meme and spent a year in Finnland
It's shit and even Germany is much better

sure you do Jose

Based and redpilled

You turks should stay in your own country

>our politicians literally sperg out if we aren't at least top 10 on every OECD list there is
this. caring about being high on various lists and retarded indices is our top concern.

And spent the rest of the time arguing like children without getting anything done most of the time.

>muh japan

if only there was an oecd basity and redpilledness index

danish politicians are based compared to sweden

Japan fucking sucks
But probably better than brazil

t. Arab SD-voter

If you are Brown, hairy and ugly you’re not Nordic.

You're right, hope things change for the better over there.

Daily reminder you are only Nordic if you are 185+cm with blonde hair and blue eyes

Feels great actually. We're sort of smug because we know how fortunate we are. Nordic girls vary quite a lot. Some are the short cute kind with smol boobs and some are tall, thicc, big booby mommies like pic related(even though it isn't a nordic girl). They always have nice proportions though and pretty behinds. They're not big like the nigger asses that you probably see every day but they have good shapes.

Why did you post a d*nish flag? There are no Nordic countries in s*uthern europe.

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Shut the fuck up sw*Den is a disgrace to the North

It doesn’t feel anything. It’s something I had no control over.

Yes, I am 197 cm and live in one of the happiest countries on Earth but what did I personally do to deserve it?

True enlightenment is when you realize all of us are just tiny cogs in the giant machinery of our species. I don’t feel “superior” to anyone else. I was just lucky.

I want to accomplish something on my own. I respect everyone who behaves in a civilized manner, pays their taxes and upholds our society.

I know this is lost on a lot of you but hate is the easy way out really. I would expect my other Nordic brothers to have the same attitude as me. We are privileged and should not resort to silly low hanging bait to gratify ourselves.

Let’s try not to make life harder for other humans ^_^

> What’s it like being Nordic?
See this > Do you just sit around all day basking in the superiority of your haploshit?

No. Absolutely not.

> Do Nordic girls have bunda?
I’d say it’s pretty popular here now. Almost everyone lifts weights.

Would you choose to live there if you had the opportunity to live anywhere?

Yeah.

Peaceful and content
Certainly not a place where passionate wholehearted souls are born, the Germanic lifestyle goes against every principle of human greatness

Yeah, better to tear your country apart and flee to Scandinavia.

actually, if I could choose to live anywhere else I'd choose to live in Iceland.
Americanized and extremely feminist, but atleast I'd be fluent in a tongue that is very close to old west norse

>What’s it like being Nordic?
it is fantastic
it is funny that we are actually the best countries in the world because i cannot imagine my life any worse than this
i just simply love it

>Do you just sit around all day basking in the superiority of your haploshit?
no, not really
we do have some prejudices that other countries should rule themselves better but not necessarily as we do

>Do Nordic girls have bunda?
not that much

>Would you choose to live there if you had the opportunity to live anywhere?
no, never

>>What’s it like being Nordic?
>it is fantastic
...
>Would you choose to live there if you had the opportunity to live anywhere?
>no, never

leave the based bosnian poster alone

no wait sorry
i read that wrong
i want to stay in denmark forever

Only the most necessary of dumb people without standards that were fleeing war, mostly genetic trash and you have my approval to throw them out anytime, just not back to us

OP here. I actually just made this thread to find out if the girls had nice butts. Thanks for complying.

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Read the rules, fuckhead.

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Finns aren't nords. Did the yurts and cavalry charges not alert you to something being up?

Finland is considered Nordic.

its considered nordic but not scandi

>A Dane who loves there country and wants to stay
>Let me guess - Immigrant?

Finland is about as nordic as a Capri-Sun.

nordic = scandinavia+finland

Yeah fair point sorry.

all countries with cross in their flag are nordic.

yeah man my country has the highest ihdi in the world this sucks

This.

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Greek buildings look comfy

is it nice to live in such a azure place

What he said.

I could have told you that mate, only nordic country better than germany is maybe norway

Based Nordic Dominican Republic

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based and nordic
christ be with you

Not anymore though
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_inequality-adjusted_HDI

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Let's find out

All Nordic countries are better than g*Rmany in every possible way

Norway is better than us for sure, it's not even close

>in every possible way

Most ways, sure. But this is overstating things a bit.

>What’s it like being Nordic?

It is very boring, mediocre, safe. Our economy keeps everyone at average wealth, which is good. But our culture is a destructive mix of hippie feminist 'everyone is a crying child who just needs a hug' socialism and edgy, ultra-ironic, 'nothing is serious, nothing matters, everyone who tries to be good at anything is an idiot' nihilism. Add to that, that most people are extremely introvert, it is no surprise that many here end up with mental illness like depression, lonelyness, anxiety, etc.

>Do you just sit around all day basking in the superiority of your haploshit?

No. Thinking you are better than others is seen as very shameful here. Look up the 'law of jante' social code.

>Do Nordic girls have bunda?
Strength training and fitness has become really big here. So lots of girls do have a nice full ass. But otherwise they are naturally flat, since we are white and not african or south american people.

>Would you choose to live there if you had the opportunity to live anywhere?

I do have the opportunity to live anywhere. My education is very much directed at the industry in my country, so I am not sure I could get employment anywhere else. The thought of adjusting to an entirely new culture and system scares me. But I know that many succesful people want to get the hell away from here.

"In every possible way" for me means good NEETbux, no turks and autistic people that leave me alone
Finland is utopia on earth for me

Good, honest answer. No matter how amazing a country seems (and is) on paper, there will always be people who are discontent where they are.

Only Norway is better than us. Other nordic cunts are kinda meh

Fair enough. For those criteria, nowhere beats Finland.

As a tourist, I’d pick Germany over any of the Scandi countries to visit.

god i wish people left me alone

Apart from Norway yeah

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I’ve got beautiful subarctic nature all over the place where I’m at. When I travel, I’m all about old cities and old culture.

>Germany
>old cities and old culture
All their relevant cities were bombed to shit.

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The important thing now is to post nordic girls' butts

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Has Finland been mentioned yet?

>you nationality is based on your culture, not the colour of your skin
t. New Swedes

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Is that Bubbles?

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