Tell me about your cunts spies

Wow it made me chuckle...

>two incompetent blokes
Sounds familiar.

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Do Russians not believe the narrative then? I thought everyone there was on the Kremlin line. Is it dangerous to disagree with it?

That show was initialy intended only for Jow Forums public, otherwise Kremlin wouldn't show it on RT.
In Russia only vatniks believe in propaganda (do you think all those funny images were image somewhere outside Russia?).
Nevertheless, as Scripal recently said, Putin can do ANYTHING.

That's true. We're so much more weak than BASED Russia, with our safety standards and working infrastructure.

Based Russian recognizes that his country is what's wrong with this world.

>Is it dangerous to disagree with it?
Yes, everyone disagree with them are getting shot. Don't Daily Mail tell you that?

Why is it that instead of making itself better Russia tries to make everywhere else worse?

"images were image" () = "images were MADE"

That's the purpose of Russia in this world, isn't it? Every country has its own role on this pathetic planet.

Russia is much more better now than it was in 90's.

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In other way he () wouldn't reign for 19 years.

Even if this Governmental statistics is true (possibility ~ 25 %), in 90s Russia had 142 millions, now - much lesser.

>now - much lesser.
It's not

t. knower from the police

I don't care were you get this shitty knowledge, we have 145 mln of people now.

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Our GRU faggots are "better".

+15, дaжe нe cтapaeшьcя гoвнo

Дa пиздeц, пpивык к хaлявнoмy бaблy из бюджeтa.

тaк этo жe пpaвдa.

>Do Russians not believe the narrative then?
You need to be a very dumb to believe in it. Nobody believes in "businessmen just wanted to see some church" story, but no one want to admit our fuck up. If you do crossborder killing, you need to do your job right, to minimize the possibility of an international scandal. These dumbasses did not even come up with a plausible cover up.

>Is it dangerous to disagree with it?
Dangerous, if you have any weight in Russia.

Do you think the GRU will be disbanded after the series of massive fuck ups recently? I don't see how an intelligence service can continue when they're clearly useless and unable to cover their tracks.

It was dust into your eyes, and you swallowed it.

>the GRU will be disbanded
This is like disband police for highly publicized crime. Some higher ups definitely will lose their posts.

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I hope they also accidentally set off a nuclear device in London

Don't give them any ideas.

Very rude

You deserve it, since you did nothing after Litvinenko's murder.

we all do

I barely know anything about them because they are competent

England becomes considerably whiter and more conservative. Global financial system collapses. It could work.

Based and pizza pilled.

That was the shitty government of the day trying to make friends with Russia, for some unknown reason.

Our tabloids are hilarious.

>some unknown reason
You serious? We bought and sold your trashy island many times.

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Based

>We
Our Jewish oligarchs

>porn on the front page of your newspaper
>call other people laughing stocks

Incompetent to the point we used them.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Chapman

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegals_Program

Rita Ora I'm guessing. She's some Balkan slut/singer/actress who moved to the UK as a kid.

Why do Russians elect a Finnish midget?

>Russia is much more better now than it was in 90's.
The 90s were shit for you though. It was a chaotic period. Hell even the early 90s here sucked as we had a recession. I remember a lot of kids parents lost jobs and my parents adjusted the food we were eating to save money. Chuck "steak" is utter garbage.

1. He's an ethnic jew.
2. 60%+ of Russians didn't elect him.

A lot of drinking, a lot of really poorly maintained infrastructure and life-vital equipment.

The ski lifts don't have seatbelts or locking drop-down bars. The zip-lines are prone to snap or be too low. Elevators malfunctioning is not uncommon.

It seems like Russian, state-sanctioned hits, but a lot of it is just incompetence. When the soviet "federation" was dissolved, all the state regulations that are in place (like the USA has -- building codes, beuracracy, etc.), and the people that write them and enforce them, went out the proverbial helicopter.

B-but I thought they were based...