/brit/

>too working class for the middle classes
>too middle class for the working classes

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Need the poor ground up into flakes for my fish.

being white should be illegal

emo females need boards.Jow Forums.org/int/thread/95767544to come back

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did the man clip the spanish waiter round the head

still can't admit it
have no ability to pair bond anymore

havent fed my fish for yonks. its crazy theyre even still alive

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_butter

anyone up for a bog butter sandwich

>too autistic for the normies
>too normie for the autists

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well i have no need to admit it these days

oooh what is it?

all women should be slightly chubby

I get over my working class background by having a generic British accent rather than a regional one and being more clever than most of the middle class mongs I meet
meritocracy has worked out alright for me

the Irish built america

still regretting all those character building opportunities i snubbed. DAFT CUNT me.

my poos always sizemog my willy

The English, Germans and Dutch built America and the Irish, Italians, Poles and Jews tore it down

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nintendo switch

Why do Irish come here? I thought they hated Brits?

impeach him now

I'm like this too but I still don't fit in around the middle class

Why did you order it from America? With the customs fees etc it would be cheaper to order it from England.

was always worried in high school of looking like i was trying to hard but then the people who were obviously trying to fit in ended up ahead of me in the pecking order anyway

Spent over a hundred quid on anime figures, love wasting money me.

/brit/ is the only general on Jow Forums that isn't a hub for gay anime roleplayers

I also ordered a couple of things from America, from Bozeman Montana to be specific.

A confirmed Chad messaged the findom catfish account the other day. Blew my mind

they're traitors

sissy germanic boys cant handle the raw power of the Gael

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Well for me I voted for this girl, I don't really understand what the vote is for but I like this one the best of the 30 odd entrants.

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love the idea of dungeons & dragons but hate the kind of people who love the idea of dungeons & dragons

>1 second

fucking perfect

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I also want to commit suicide

Toil looms

how much for this whore?

if someone squares up to you should you always punch first

good shout

unitoil looms

watching this on nofap is liking watching a car crash, I know I should look away but I just couldn't
now have a throbbing erection pushing on my waist band

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thought I had to go to my German lesson in 20 minutes but I've got another hour left
decent, might have a quick nap

Everyone knows this
Or just headbutt them

I learned this the hard way after someone headbutted me when squaring up and my eye swelled up like a balloon

>always
not if you're on cctv or something

don't square up to people like a savage, a true warrior solves his disputes with intellect and words, not fists, don't be such a brute

cooor

Germans didnt come to America till after us. stupid little germanic bootlicker bet you call yourself nordic aswell fucking gobshite cunt

can't believe there are "straight" "white" men who prefer bums over chebs

what ethnicity is this

Lost a fight against a manlet but smashed up a nigger who was taller than me with bigger reach

have you ever?

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awoooga

/éire/ is dead half the time and full of stupid weebs the rest of the time. Its shit

It's awkward to punch down unironcally and the manlet is lower to the ground
Just makes things awkward and unnatural

Your face is shit.

do you wanna delete this one mate yeah?

currently downloading start wars battle front 2 (2005) for a gaming night :D

Pennsylvania was little Germany at the time of the revolution

The Irish that existed in America at that time were almost exclusively Scots-Irish

Who the fuck are you?

brazilian?

will be campaigning at the next general election as an independent. my flagship policy will be the imprisonment of all women under the so-called Slags Charter

did you get sparked by a midget?

business idea: bait a lad at work to make him square up to him then beat him bloody infront of all the lasses to assert dominance

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I know damn well these cunts are open

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youtu.be/KUXEXDrmknU

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*punches a lad who squared up to me*
*gets done for assault, battery or even GBH*
*loses job, life, everything*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, at least you were 'ard for 10 minutes or so, totally worth it

I'm gonna start spamming a picture in each /brit/, BUT I'm giving the choice of that picture up to you
throw your hat in the ring and I'll see what I can do

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haha

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Nah not knocked out just he won
Win some lose some

*suplex a lad who squared up to me*
*completely mess it and die instead*
At least the ladies didn't think I was a wimp

It's broken and I can't fix it

Seriously.
I'm no Christian but it's my favorite film.

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they might just not be doing uber

they haven't switched on their orders machine

>suplex
hello literal WWE child

Tarquinplex

Tarquin can't fight lad

*affects a foren accent*
bring back the liu kang gimmick

based yank

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hahah EPIC, sure showed those LEFTY KEKS with this one!

Did like it but didn't enjoy the cinemotagogrphy much.

even a surname would do

Was thinking of the webm where a lad dies doing that

they were on a few minutes ago then disappeared the cheeky pricks. reckon they got a bit busy and turned it off

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