Culture Pals - /cp/

I'm at work edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
interpals.net/

Website with pastas and scripts:
Https://culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed) (embed) (embed)
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

Previous:

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Other urls found in this thread:

interpals.net/russiangaycouple
youtu.be/hEvGKUXW0iI
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youtube.com/watch?v=T5Us4svCwXQ
youtu.be/hnH_RGyzbSU
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youtube.com/watch?v=V8xb5uywGsY
youtu.be/GfZPtkqXQIA
youtube.com/watch?v=QJ5DOWPGxwg
youtu.be/sHVIVNoIPVM
youtube.com/watch?v=qDIkX5jldac
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youtube.com/watch?v=KWtzGq0m3pM
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

1st for
>tfw no qt spic gf

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Time keeps moving on and on and on
Soon we'll all be gone

tired of lying in the sunshine
staying home to watch the rain
you are young and life is long
and there is time to kill today

Have there always been so many indonesians in that site? Honest to god, they're a swarm.

I
AM
BEAUTIFUL
NO
MATTER
WHAT
THEY
SAY

Had a bad dream

So did I. I dreamt of my childhood

;_;

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interpals.net/russiangaycouple
r8 my profile lads

He’s perfect for you

Based

No u

50 days till christmass!

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Just came to say it's actually 80

That’s when I see my qt!

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sorrry

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to be based or to be redpilled - that is the question

Both desu.

Poos are based and redpilled

Do you have any fun Christmas songs from your country?

youtu.be/hEvGKUXW0iI

Contrary to the title of this edition, I am no longer at work

What do you do?

youtu.be/oVVdNWX_5Go

You can't be a time thief then.

youtube.com/watch?v=T5Us4svCwXQ

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Computer stuff

Not gonna lie thieve a lot of time

youtu.be/hnH_RGyzbSU

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youtu.be/qYRd1yJnv3k

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Good song

Extreme cringe

youtu.be/GfZPtkqXQIA

youtube.com/watch?v=QJ5DOWPGxwg

youtu.be/sHVIVNoIPVM

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Like

youtu.be/nVMCUtsmWmQ

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Top kek

ok what the fuck

*sniffs*
Yup, it still smells like virgin in here

.

Cam smell you from all the way over here lad

That’s something a virgin would say

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Why is Michael Buble such a good singer? Plus his wife is hot.
>tfw no hot argie wife

t. virgins

>t. virgins
This post reeks of virgin cope

Is this a good bio lads?

>I aspire to be a polyglot. I want to be able to travel all over Europe and have the ability to talk with anyone, anywhere. However, at the moment all I know is a handful of words in German. With any luck, I'll get there one day.

for reference, I do intend to learn a few more languages, but I don't know about traveling in Europe. I also know around 1.2k words in German.

he has a BEAUTIFUL voice desu. swear if he knew Hindi, he would be huge over here. he has the perfect voice for romantic Bollywood songs. don't know how to describe it but his voice just sounds right for that genre
love Booblé
youtube.com/watch?v=4dXx-i9_SpQ

Add something about dabbing on the haters in there

based post

Just had to let a girl know 'country's full

this, but unironically

Where's she from

South Africa (not white)

>44 year old man messaged me asking me if i'm open minded
what wisdom does he have for me lads?

>messaging with africans

She messaged me first announcing she's gonna move here, it's only polite to let her know

Well then good job. Let those smelly coons know that they won't make Europe their home

screenshot your conversation?

Can't stand this global citizen bs

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hahah
she seemed nice :(

These types of people are cancer

Please leave the general
doors closed for bullis

lmao

Post convo

This desu

>tfw you find a literal 10/10, but you won't message her because you're just average

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Don’t say this. Maybe she has a dead personality

Not a bully just stating facts

>been studying nonstop the past week and a half for midterms
>finally fall break
Time to waste my time with aimless walks and foreign thots

Turn those walks into jogs and get Jow Forums

Yes but then I go back to sitting at my desk all day with the blinds closed and only going outside to walk to classes. And to think my majors are supposed to be outdoors-ish

What's your major?

Archaeology and Biology

>tfw everyone ignores you on interpals

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would you say you're ugly?

I have had multiple gfs though, so no.
Maybe my profile pic and description is really shitty

Nip gfs while you're teaching English don't count. Have you had any actual gfs?

But you’re yellow... ip girls love the yellow penis

>C pointers
Fucking kek

I'm not teaching english rn and my gf is japanese

So no is the answer, you haven't

Why dont japanese count as gfs then?

Virgins

fuck no, you sound boring as fuck if you're not a wymen.
this. my profile is a huge meme and i get """"platonic"""" girlfriends in my dms
"yo, are you from tennesse? cuz the only mail you get must be from inbreds"
it's that ez.
post your profile, I'll chat u up no homo
>live in el stinkydor
>walk outside get macheted or raped
>stay inside and /kode-with-karlie/

fyi

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>trifagging
>replying to multiple posts at once
Why is this allowed? these should seriously be bannable offenses

i joined Jow Forums in 2003, i've earned this right

>i joined Jow Forums in 2003, i've earned this right

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Do any of you guys think about Christmas presents as early as now?

Yeah, I already bought my gf her gifts

how about for your family?

Not yet, I won't be home at Christmas and I'm going to buy them stuff from where my gf is from as gifts for when I get back.

>South Africa is welcoming to white people
>your country is boring without brown people
Sorry buddy, you have to let her move to your country. After all, who will cook the food?

Post funny/random msgs plz.
Thanks!

what do you mean funny? funny how?

post brofile

Because they're too easy

idk. there's like only one pic in the entire thread.
I don't want to make one.

>ditching your own family for an e-thot
Truly pathetic

how the fuck are we funny? funny how? funny like a clown?