Ywn live in Elsass

I wonder how expensive it would be to build a fachwerkhaus today.

You could probably use old railroad ties for the timber, but the plaster's probably expensive.

Nein, er hat elsass gesagt SAU FRANZOSE

absolut basiert

You gotta use the German meme characters, Janusz. It's Elsaß.
Or this.

I'm actually leaving in this kind of house, almost 200 years old and still up.
There are some guys building these nowadays, it's cheap for the material but it takes a lot of work force and some knowledge unfortunately lost because of the french nigger lovers.
The wood is often painted with old truck motor oil, it protects the structure from insects and gives a specific color.

Est-ce vrai que les alsaciens sont froids et sans un cœur parce qu'ils sont des allemands prétendent être français ?

Au premier abord on est en général froid dans la vie de tous les jours, mais les jours de fête c'est différent, tout le monde s'amuse dans un autisme germanique.
Fête du vin, fête de la choucroute, et les fêtes de la bière.

Ils sont encore plus froids que les autres français, surtout les français du Sud, ils parlent très peu. Alors déjà que les français sont froids, je te laisse réalisé à quel point ils sont tout renfermé. C'est tout le contraire de vous les Américains qui êtes en général plutôt avenant et vous en fichez du regard des autres. Mais à part ça, ils n'ont pas grand chose d'allemand, faut arrêter avec ces conneries..

Alemanische name, city names are german, we are taller, blonder than the average french. We are being colonised by your faggotry. Now fuck off.

Underraged neo nazis in teenager crisis like you aren't allowed to posts on this website.

It's a common feeling here, sperg all you want it's like that. Now you know why they are cold with you, auslander.

it's a common feel to want to be part of Germany in elsass or just independent from france? also do most people speak alemanisch or standard german in elsass?

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To be honest, people here love their culture and region, a lot of them work in germany for bigger wages, but the majority isn't consciouss or passively accepts the french domination, because muh nazis germans.
Also, alsatians live better than most of the french and have an arbeitkultur, it's comfy here, lot of work, the climate is very specific, that's why there aren't strong nationalists feeling, people contempt themselves in comfiness. But I can tell you, some people, and even the youth (mainly in the countryside) wouldn't mind a german annexion.
More and more people are getting pissed off because of the french incursion, last move : Alsace is no longer a region, but a part of the Grand Est region, and alsatians with a majority are mad. But as said earlier, they have high living standard and wont chimpout in Strasbourg to burn the european parliement.

>Wanting to live around Germans
Retarded

That’s pretty cool.
I like the plain beige plaster colors and the pastel painted ones

But it also looks like the newer ones use a mixture of brick and plaster, looks good.

>ywn live in German Danzig

Well it used to be all White and beige back then, but 20-30 years ago they began to color them with flashy colors.
My father built his house with bricks and made a slight point of architectural local culture with the wood pattern near the roof.

das

>that feel when my gf's parents live in einemn sanierten fachwerkhaus and they told me if I marry their daughter I can inherit the haus

Great feel, pic related similar color and style

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Eyööö.!

Eh basiert shwàbe

>Est-ce vrai que les alsaciens sont froids et sans un cœur
Pas vraiment, je travail dans un hôtel en Alsace et les clients généralement loue notre serviabilité comparé au français moyen.
>qu'ils sont des allemands prétendent être français ?
Peut-être, comparé a un corse ou breton on se sent définitivement français mais on aiment bien que les choses soient quand même "ordnung", les autres français peuvent nous sembler laxiste. Toute proportion gardées ensuite, pour avoir travaillé en Allemagne, on restent des fainéants qui se plaignent de tous et de rien à leurs yeux.

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Hi Demarcus Lohmann

Hallole Nochba :3

Alsace is quintessentially french, and if germans want it so bad it's because they don't have regions in their disgusting country as based.

as french as your football team you frog eating faggot

Wie ghet's bei dir jo ?

Explain to me how it is french.

Jetzele isch Freitag, kam ma endlich ausruh

>he believe Alsace is germanic because of germanic people
lmao, and your country is populated by retarded why don't you call your country retardlanden ?

it's beautiful and nice not like Germany and absolutely like France.

>this is the best French banter

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I Rest my case.

French people give me the crepes.

germans are just french in denial

>>

Esch a racht brudi, jetzt drinkm'r a Bier (Paulaner bitte)

Not really, you are Franks that got assimilated i to Romano-Gaul culture.

indeed we are franks, you're the one in denial for being something else

>French
Hmmm

>Alsatian is a Low Alemannic German dialect spoken in most of Alsace

>Every picture looks like a German village

Yeah sure it's French. I'm suprised you frogs havent thrown up public housing towers there.

Traditionally wood naturally rich in oil and resin was used for this purpose, because it was protected against the weather and insects naturally.

Here people traditionally used fir wood grown in the alps (the rough climate high up makes the trees produce very much resin) and in the 19th century teak was also used by people with too much money.

>Every picture looks like a German village
LMAO, alsace is way better than any german village

Ahhh sachma, Geschichte ausm Paulanergarte

wrong
"French" people are Gallo-Romans who got conquered by the Franks and got their identity replaced, now calling themselves after their conquerors
we Germans simply are a bunch of Germanic tribes calling us after the Germanic word for "the people" (Deusch/diutisc)

My parents house is new (built 4 years ago) and it's a timber frame house.
Pic related is their house

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comfy
in which region of France is that?

>literally called Frankreich
>they are not franks
lmao

Normandy

kys

Ich muss sage dass Kwak bier von Belgie isch aù güeut, àber Hefeweizen sin brima uezs

you're not speaking the Germanic Frankish language, and most French people aren't ethnically Germanic either, you're a Romance-speaking people (ethnically mostly Gallo-Roman) who got conquered by a Germanic tribe
Actual descendants of the Franks can be found in Belgium, the Netherlands, and parts of western-central Germany (Franconia)

You literally are not Franks.
A few thousand Franks completly assimilated 6-8 Million Gallo-Romans?
I'm sure thats why you speak a Gay Romance language unlike """"""""Charlemagne""""""" who spoke an Old-High German Dialect.

>kys
montre moi comment faire je ferais pareil que toi

>A few thousand Franks completly assimilated 6-8 Million Gallo-Romans?
literally centuries lasted since the franks conquered France then broke into what will become Germany in the future lmao

Du, probier mal des von den Stuttgartern, des war leckeres, hab aba nur den Malteser probiert

keep LARPing my "Frankish" friend lmao

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frank was a germlanic tribe, it doesn't mean you're germanic that you're a frank lmao

>franks were germanic
>being frank doesn't mean being germanic
ok

franks were part of germanic tribes, every germanic tribes aren't franks, you unified your tribes a thousand years after the franks actually unified themselves, you're actually the one larping

Not every germanic is Frank but all Franks are germanic.

it's like saying you are american with an australian passeport because you have british descendants lmao

I'm not calling myself Franks, neither are we Germans as a nation.
You "French" however are a nation of literal non-Germanics larping as Franks, French comes from Franks
A part of the Germans however are actual Franks (the Franken/Franconians), and other Germans are way closer related to the Franks than any "French" is, being Germanic like the Franks too

You Realist that having bajuwaren or saxons in one country doesnt Make their ancestry less germanic?

Need more attention

Nö, because germanic is not german.

Ich verstech nix, froch

Wàs esch des Malteser ?

>any flag other than US
>tp

>tfw Venetian instead

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Isch ei Weizen

You guys are ok historically, except for fucking Byzantium.

Ich hab nemi k'hert... Malteser...
Näachstes mal vielleicht, Stuttgart Oktober fest isch besser als München oder nit ?

Desch heißt Wasen, und natürlich isses bessa :^)

they better pay debts next time :^)

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>natürlich
Jej, eyööööö den
"Wir können alles, aber nicht Ohrdeutsch"
Warum Ba/Wü isch so viel basiert ?

>Elsass
I assume you're talking about the French region called Alsace.

>innocent Jews

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Etwas isch im Wassa das uns basiert macht, selbst die Gelbfüßla sind basiert

fuck off to Germany if you don't like us, because we will never let you go.

>because we will never let you go.
lmao

we're all FRENCH BRETHREN

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I thought the EU was supposed to stop you fellas from getting your nickers into a twist over this stuff

No, it was put in place to keep the Germans down and we Germans turned it around and put all others down

we're proud celts, tho

Imagine wanting to live in medieval villages.

I can't imagine NOT wanting to live in a medieval village t b h. I mean they're updated with modern utilities and shit so why not enjoy the comfy?

Because ugly medieval architecture, medieval jobs, stupid people etc. I know first hand since I live in one of those.

I live in a huge city but I'd prefer to live in a tiny white town.

Then maybe, just maybe, you should refrain from posting "YEAH KILL EM" under a German flag you fucking Hunnic brute. It's too easy to tu-quoque anything you say.

You would escape back to a city very soon. There is a reason why vast majority of population in every at least somewhat developed country lives in the cities and why when big city dwellers only visit during weekends and then go back.