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that video the yank posted yesterday about the millennial whoop or whatever it was called blew my fucking mind

my third eye is cemented open now

janny janny here he comes

is there anyone in britain named Yan itor?

yes
but im too tired
alas my friends will be counting on me

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No, a night in with the PS4 for me

>One of the judges has outstanding sexual assault charges against him.

i got a bridge to sell ya

i know, i keep hearing the millennial whoop on TV commercials now too. its fucking everywhere

i've had the "beep beep i'm a sheep" song in my head all day and the lyrics have taken on a sinister meaning

Of course not I'm in my mid twenties

imagine being a wagie

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What books you lot reading then?

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Please explain.

Interested.

to be a Jow Forums janitor is quite simple really we draw applications from all over the world! the criterium:
1) must be a virgin - this is NOT negotiable
2) must be a freak with no friends

sue

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cant remember the link, ask him

beep beep i'm an NPC

going out to this student event tonight should be fun. poly vs posh its called

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how do you test if a girl actually loves you

Post link

Too shy.

Can you, please?

Sounds perfect for me. What's the pay like?

I have a gf and 2 friends
Am I a social butterfly?

2 year old shreds cash his parents had been saving for a year

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furry freak

mate, could you post the link again for these two please

Men are Better than Women by Dick Masterson

ermmmm... errrrr *fumbles papers* *jumps out window*

tragedy & hope

youtube.com/watch?v=MN23lFKfpck

its this sound that is in a shocking amount of pop music.

*dabs and whoops*

some absolute troglodytes in Newcastle

Heart of Darkness

what the actual fuck?

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can put it back together easily

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if you look at her in the eyes and her eyes start dilating then she has feefees for you

extremely grim do not open

Watching Breaking Bad rn, no spoilers pls

home alone

you fuck her and if she cums on your dick, she loves you

>keeping a large sum of cash in an easily accessible place

wonder if they can bring it to a bank or something and see what they can do about it

how dare you speak to me like that

>you fuck her and if she cums on your dick, she loves you
rubbish
so if a random hoe i take back to mine on a nightout cums on my dick she loves me?

Tell the yank 'Thanks'.

dumbest shit I've ever read

first episode is wank it gets much better
fantastic series

nope its true and its backed by science

This post is NOT allowed on blue boards

some guy who posted this in here the other night was trying to say that this guy is alive, and thats "all he knows"

bullshit the person survived the internal injuries from that. the guy would have multiple organ systems absolutely destroyed theres nothing you can do for this guy at this point other than put a bullet in his head to end his misery

you lads seen that webm of the guy jumping off a bridge and landing arse first onto a street bollard? some photos of him floating about too. pretty savage

>nope its true and its backed by science
Post peer-reviewed literature using the Harvard referencing format then lad

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oooooh
right in the bumhole

What you having love?

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woah hadnt heard of this one. crazy. any links to any .gif's?3

This is what benders aspire to

kpop

giz a pint of your piss x

so my mate didnt have his ID with him when we went to get a couple of pints at spoons
so i was like "its okay mate ive got mine" and the lad ID'd me and asked if the two drinks for me and i said yeah they are
then he comes over and takes them off me, doesnt even refund it either. is he allowed to do that?

i wish a girl would call me "love" ;_;

thats such a nice term of endearment

Bottle of yakult please luv

ill ave a sniff of your arseole my dear

literal triple virgin back to back

they have all the power

hahaha, this guy

oh haha I just remembered my 7th grade year
I was a fat boy and was always bullied
we got some new transfer student: a fat south african kid named Coetzee or something similar
I encouraged everyone to bully him so I could breath easy
good times
then I became a skeletor lanklet in high school

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imagine actually saying this

cranberry juice please

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Haven't had a hug
In a long time

keep matching art hoes on tinder but no normal girls
really fires up the neurons

Give us a Carlin
An you got sosigs?
I'll fwor sosigs

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i match with slags would love nothing but art hoe matches

>what do you mean you dont sell capri sun

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grim grim grim

begone virgin freak

one milk please

>they have all the power

>guy from the bar follows him home and exercises his power
>makes user's mom suck his dick in front of the whole family
>takes a hammer to user's dads head and laughs
>demands access to their bank account and buys cocaine with all of their money

absolute power

Sad little virgin

why did you feel the need to say that?
why do you care so much if other people are virgins?
what are you trying to hide?

you're like the person who goes on youtube videos and posts comments about how they suck and your taste in music is superior to theirs

bender

gf calls me a druggie just because I do acid or md once a month or so

hello literal virgin

Don't give a single shit about his blogpost

Blackcurrant fruit shoot please

does everyone in england have at least one uncle who looks like this picture???

twitter.com/MessiAddicts/status/1047871266718285824

pull us a pint of your breast milk honeybun

Hope nobody ITT is actually a virgin

what the fuck is under his bucket

The idiot by dosto

did too much acid the other night ended up losing my shit in complete darkness and ended up pissing myself

if i met messi he'd be shaking my hand

It is the final form of the Anglo.

British doctors' liberal approach to prescribing anti-depressants may be one reason suicides among the elderly are so low