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Best balk thread ever created

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Wow! I can't believe I'm here for this!

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You're welcome

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Cute Mickey Mouse

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I usually start by playing some stuff like this youtube.com/watch?v=gl3T3zW7gF8
with low volume and close every window/door to not have noise from outside.

Then I get in a position in which I most comfortable and try have my body on an angle of 90degrees so I can breathe more clearly, with my head kinda leaned on the wall (or whatever is behind me) so I don't clog the airway.
Afterwards I try to calm myself for a minute or two and then start talking my mantra (only in yourself). Mantra is some positive word or a short sentence that you repeat all the time and try to stay focused only on that. If you get defocused and your brain starts thinking of some other shit try to get back to the mantra ASAP. And never start a dialog in your thoughts when your brain is defocusing you.

So after you managed to get rid of the thoughts/scenes you don't need and only focus on your mantra now you need to start to use the mantra less and less to a point where you don't think about anything, which is quite difficult to maintain or even achieve for some people. Do this for 15-20 minutes every day and you are good to go, if you can do more minutes its even better.
Just have patience

it's a mousey-cat

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Can Holo be classified as a mousey-wolf

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No, she's a wolfie-wolf

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What about wolfie-human?

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Maybe

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>meditating
does anyone believe this shit unironically
BASED

Mousey-woflie-human goddess

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Balk! Balk! Balk!

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Helwo!

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What about a dinogirl

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t.spreads his cheeks to allah 5 times a day

Helwo

Dinogirls are very lewd though
Heyy how are u

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I'm okay. Why does everything in rural Bulgaria look abandoned?

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So am I

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l-lewdbro..?
Does it?

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Thanks bro. So at the beginning I assume its pretty hard to focus but gets better after weeks of practice?

i want a greek to fuck my gorrila ass

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uwu

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lmao

shut the fuck up

You can actually do it in the first try (to stay focused) but it sure won't last for long, just be patient and be persistent. It gets better by every day not weeks :D
But for evident results to show up you will have to wait couple of weeks.

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time for the german antipedo unit to bust my door down i guess

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Alright thanks, will def. try, just one last question, does it mandatory need to be in the morning? Can the music be listened with earbuds or would it harm the concentration somehow?

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What y'all listening to

This
t. meditating for 5 years every day

so what goals have you achieved in your life so far?

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Good night balk

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I love you

Based

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No it doesn't need to be in the morning but is the best to start the day with it, at least for me.
You can do it twice a day if you want it.
That's private stuff, I have my own goals

Those ads on Youtube are getting old.

Why does every failure in life always meditate? Does meditation keep them complacent with their shitty situation so that they don't want to improve or something?

Meditation makes you hungry for success because it feeds you with positive energy you brainlet

Meditation is what old people do to take their mind off their aching bones and get ready to depart the world. As a young lad you're supposed to go out and make something of yourself.
t. read on meditation

Facebook has like the lousiest support ever. Now I cant run ads for my meme site cause its “not a business model we support” whilst sites like slavorum do exactly the same. Their shop is though is filled with such shitty made stuff they wont earn too much, the shirts are so lousy forced funny I doubt anyone buys this shit.

-t. exposed

As if xpozed can pull funny memes

You take weed for aching bones.

Just because you watch porn doesn't mean you know how to fuck. Stop being insecure faggot and meditate for a month and tell us the results.
Everyone has 20 minutes to spare in their day, use them for something useful.

>You take weed for aching bones.
I see you're a junkie, no wonder you fall for this shit.
>meditation
>useful
It's useless bullshit and you're a brainlet if you believe otherwise.

are you doing anything this Halloween

owo
post butt, femboy

Maybe i'll dress up as a cute chick, but I already do that occasionally uwu.

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im visiting your mum

You are very insecure but its not your fault, its the environment in which you were raised in that makes you like this.

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I believe everything you say, junkie boy.

how is he insecure you degenerate hippy

>Halloween

praying in the mosque so we become an islamic state and ban this once and forever

you'll have to figure that out yourself

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>elin

elin or uninstall

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Based pseudo-intellectual retard.
>You're insecure because you don't tolerate bullshit or take a junkies word for truth

>junkie because I meditate

according to bg orthodox church meditation is bad

elves > elins

elves = cows

>said the пoп while exiting his newest audi Q7 and checking the time on his rolex federer limited edition
The church and its executives are bad spiritual leaders in most cases

Tatars are honorary Aryans.

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elves are best for playing priest though

-t. god complex
you still play?
i basically just log in for the daily stuff at this point

they don't have heychasts in bulgaria??

hesychasts*

I've been playing on and off for the past couple of months but I'm nowhere near endgame. I don't have enough time though I wish I could finish it someday

idk, i just remember watching some press conference where they said something about a snake entering your body through your bottom and going to your head etc etc (they were citing hindu / budist explanations of what happens when you meditate), said this is satanism and is not christianity, the bible already has all the answers for a good life etc etc

dungeons (instance matching) are the fastest way to gain exp, you don't even really need quests
as for endgame dungeons/gear, you need a guild for that ("skilled" players) and a ton of gold (grinding), so don't sweat it at all, dungeons rotate, you're not missing out.
real end game gear is slutty outfits, and real end game plays is taking screenshots and erp

Dunno, I like to enjoy the lore so I'd rather go with the questing route, thanks though.
>and real end game plays is taking screenshots and erp
So basically tera general..?

yeap

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...yikes

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saving turkish thread

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Thank you bratushka

saving turk thread again
you better wake up soon

waiting for ~4 hours to pass so i can go buy food
i've been starving myself like an idiot for the past few days

for what purpose

i shaved my head recently and it would be awkward when people see me
first thing i'll do is buy a hat (if the shops are open on weekends). been meaning to go for a few days now and completely out of food. no food = no energy = no productivity = no fun

put a hoodie on and buy enough oatmeal and eggs in nearby store to survive for a month until your hair grow back
I pretty much dodged army draft because of how miserable I would look with short haircut so iktf

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>oatmeal
surprisingly never tried those, sounds like a good idea
>eggs
can you just eat them raw?
i guess i'm still terrorized by the chicken flu scare from years ago
>army draft
i wouldn't mind going for a few years (not mandatory here). i hear you have an easier time owning a weapon as a reservist

>how miserable I would look
also i don't think i look all that bad. and more importantly i've come to not care what guys look like

oatmeal takes like 5 minutes to prepare with good stove
raw eggs have salmonella inside don't eat them

>5 minutes
can't you just eat it with cold water

yeah you can
I sometimes eat raw oatmeal from package when don't have a time to prepare it
if horses can do that why can't I

ebin
looking forward to it

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