Chatting to Swede

>Chatting to Swede
>"I speak 4 languages"
>I ask what languages he speaks
>"Swedish, English, Danish, Norwegian."

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>talk to one of the different varieties of Serbs
>Bro, I speak like 6 languages!
>Ask him which ones
>Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian, Slovenian, Montenegrin, and English

>dude I speak Dutch and Flemish lmao

8 for me.

yeah, but now you're just making shit up
scandies and yugos actually pretend to speak different languages, the flemish and dutch don't, at all

What makes you say we don't have different languages?

No not generally, maube I'm being biased though but I can't understand danes for shit. Norwegians are a mixed bag.

Said nobody

>Chatting to Swede
>>"I speak 2 languages"
>I ask what languages he speaks
>"English, Arabic."

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>>Chatting to Canacuck
>>>"I speak 2 languages"
>>I ask what languages he speaks
>>"Mandarin, Cantonese."

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Hahaha Sweden more like gay cuck soyboy fag

It's just the accent, you could 100% understand it written

kek

Speaking to a Spaniard
I speak ten languages!
Spanish (espanol) Spanish (Mexican) Spanish (American) Spanish (Peru) Spanish (Argentina) Spanish (Chile) Spanish (Colombia) Spanish (Guatemala) Spanish (Venezuela) Spanish (Equatorial Guinea)

>chatting to a fellow american
>i speak 1 language
>and not very well..
fuck my educational system

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Based Bruce

you mean Bruce Lee

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Because you have common skandi threads and one can understand them even with pakkoruotsi.

Why are anglos like that?

It's the same with romance languages they just learn the same shit 4 times like eating the same burger but with a different colored dish each time.

This but unironically

lmao I used to do that years ago

No Swedes speak Arabic, not even the Swedish/Arabic hapas lel :^)
The Arabs stick to themselves too much (^:

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Spoken Danish is actually hard to learn for Swedes and Norwegians. As in for them to speak it, not just understand it. Written is basically the same shit though.

if he could actually SPEAK them fluently, then it's impressive to some extent desu

>chatting with Spaniard
>"dude I know 5 languages!"
>Spanish, Galician, Catalan, Portuguese and English

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Depends on the individual 2bh
It's not that hard to get the hang of if you give it some time imo

Also this

>he is a linguistic cuckold forced to forsake and betray his mother tongue and speak the Language Of The Anglo in order to communicate with any community of decent size or relevance.

>try as he may to pass himself off as an intellectual for knowing additional thirdie languages, he can never match the skill of the Anglo in the World Language.

>these facts slowly eat him alive inside, and iota by iota causes the very essence of his soul to seeth in agony whenever he sees an American, British, Australian or other anglo flag.

It's our world. You just live in it and speak our language.

We acknowledge your linguistic tribute to us.

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I'l bit on this bait and give you a (You) because I'm drunk atm, but many tiny languages are better than few wide-spanning ones. English is easy af which is why everyone speaks it, and it allows intercommunal communication. In the light of this, EFLs are the cucked ones tbdesu.

>those are all five distinct languages
what language do you speak up there in Cartelandia, wey?

>some foreigner makes a thread making fun of monolinguals
>knows only his native language and English

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lmao swedes on suicide watch