You can be fined for over 2500 dollars for smuggling Kinder Eggs into the U.S

Let that sink in for a moment.

It's been like 20 years and Americans still haven't learned not to shove a chocolate egg inside their mouth in whole, because there are plastic toys inside.

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What's the big fucking deal? Kinder Eggs taste like wank anyway.
I want to know why Freddos cost so much these days. I've seen them sold for over £1 in some places.

I swear if Freddos were non-perishable they'd be a more worthwhile investment than bitcoin.

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i just bought some you retard

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Try smuggling a light bulb into Europe.

They're not the same kind. Theres no cream or whatever inside kinder surprise its just chocolate with a toy.

It's EASTER, faggot leaf.

can i ask
how do you even think they're the same when the ones in the picture look super different from what you have available?

I get the meme factor and all, but there far more hilariously nanny-state rules in America than a ban some chocolate eggs.
Not being able to cross the road for example.

>smuggling shouldn't have consequences
Not to mention the ban was lifted last year. But I guess you still post this retarded shit regardless.

its the end result of board soccer moms looking to ban something that could potentially harm their dip shit children and they dont want to take personal responsibility

Why do Europeans put plastic in their chocolate?

You're complaining a singular snack not in a big package costs 1£ when here you'd be lucky to get 2 mars/bounty/snickers/whatever small snack for 2£ or 3 for 2.5£..
When a big pack will have like 10-15 pieces or something and cost like 5-6£.
Same thing with 1.5L bottles and packs of 6x1.5L where you can get like 2/3 of 1.5L for the price of a 6 pack..

>article from 2014
they're legal in the US now last i heard

>Why do Europeans put plastic in their chocolate?
thats china dude

No. It's because some idiot in like the 60s put poison in a bunch of stuff similar to Kinder Eggs.

It caused outrage across the US because it poisoned like 2000 kids

source?

Last year I had to sacrifice two packs of dried sausages to US Custom to get inside the US.
Those were really good sausages.
I only hope they ate them or feed them to their working dogs, and not simply destroyed them.

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>some idiot in like the 60s put poison in a bunch of stuff similar to Kinder Eggs.
Proofs

my friend works at the airport in customs, he said they are suppose to "dispose of" confiscated goods, usually the staff just eats it

>british chocolate
>good

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It''s extremely good.
And even then, next to the stuff you guys make actual, genuine shit would probably taste pretty good.

Don't let the flag fool you, I'm from that plucky little country that runs Europe :^)

>british food in general
>good
nice try brit fag leave the cooking to the frogs, italians, and asians

>he said they are suppose to "dispose of" confiscated goods, usually the staff just eats it
That's what I'm hoping.
I had to stand for two more hours in lines because of that, but on the other side a was able to observe some fascinating things:
- Armed custom officers are just as stressed out as cops - one leading me and some Frenchman for baggage retrieval almost pulled gun on us when we tried to keep up with him.
- You shouldn't be a snarky, sassy person to Custom people, even if you are a wife of a diplomat
- Black women love their phones
- They don't read signs
- Custom officer can confiscate your phone
- If you are trying to "smuggle" dried sausages, you have to stand in a longer line than a man with minerals in his baggage.

Interesting experience, overall.

yeah dude america is an awesome place its just a total cluster fuck in general

Put some ketchup on the moon and they gonna go there again to eat it. fucking fatasses

oh yeah, violating your right to privacy and right to dignity for literally no effect is very much an American phenomenon
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never said my country was perfect
not sure why your so butthurt maybe your a bit thirsty?

I hope you don't fall for the 'muh hersheys' meme

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I'd gladly give up my kinder eggs for firearms.

LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE

You should look into your laws, maybe you're in a better position to have them than you think? Picture directly related, from a "count you're cunt's freedoms" thread a while back.

Although it is true that we don't have based second amendment, which is a grave injustice.

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hell yeah dude

KinderSuprice is seisze.
Dark chocolate only please...

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>Armed custom officers are just as stressed out as cops - one leading me and some Frenchman for baggage retrieval almost pulled gun on us when we tried to keep up with him.
be american or visit usa, get shot
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>Custom officer can confiscate your phone
why do people want to visit that shithole again unless for work or to stay there as an illegal alien or something money related, i wouldn't even think to visit it as a tourist, at least its mainland

Not the same we have in the rest of the world, they have a special kind of kinder surprise, for their special kids.

afaik also you can't bring nearly any medicine with you without some a mount of paperwork but people usually do it regardless