/brit/

might start watching emmerdale, corronation street and eastenders

reposting pic because it should be pinned to all threads

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I just got my DNA test back, 68% British

pretty happy with this

a japanese woodcut
a small sculpture
and a print
your post has no reference to the posts in question and has no reference to reality

business idea: make up dna results and sell them to gullible yanks

anti-intellectualism is probably my biggest problem with the Nazis

love her

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do you deny your being a pseud?

lads I got a call from someone saying they're from HMRC and I'm being charged with fraud and they gave me a number I need to call
freaking out dont understand and dont know what to do

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"God, I've never had my pussy eaten quite like that! Thanks, user."

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don't think it's possible to describe yourself as a psued, a fraud perhaps but not a psued

It is a scam lad
HMRC would contact by post if it was real

what kind of fraud?

in legal matters the less you say the better and get yourself a good lawyer.

ahh yes hmrc always does its most important tax fraud calls at 11.30pm on friday night

its a scam. Just google the number

>tfw they'll never bring back Dream Team

*longingly hugs my cherished Harchester Utd scarf*

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any pics x?

Eating pussy is for plebs,eating ass is the masterrace

Would you rather accept a yank who is 68% british, or a somalian who speaks perfect posh?

shilling yourself on /brit/ again lauren?

doxxable info

yes hello sir i have new evidence that you have defrrauded your money sir. the only way to fix this is to call 888-888 before it is too late

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Gee, did he have a name like David and spoke with a really heavy Pajeet accent?

HMRC? At this time of day? At this time of week? In that method of communication?

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typical indio

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nazism was primarily an anticommunist movement that flourished thanks to german industrialists and british/american backers

No Somalian speaks perfect English, they all have that hint of African oogabooga language. Also yank, because s*malians are horrible fucking crims.

*pumps a white baby into you to honor fallen south african farmers*

Glory to the government! Pray for the big tech and big pharma!

I now feel validated

brb masturbating

anyone remember dogging?

open.spotify.com/track/5uVAeAn8eplSUydrWU3ci9?si=VllHDemFS5OWK832_MOMWg

want to die so badly, ugh

Never a fan desu, all videos for it are shit.

lol

the archive clips from the BOC videos on youtube are comfy af

>ywn grow up in late 60s/early 70s North American suburbia

ah, mcdonalds music

Yanks are unironically more English than the modern English themselves.
The accent they have is evidence of that

Watched Arby 'n the Chief today and it made me really sad.
Was walking my dogs and I really wanted to cry but I couldn't because all I feel is numb.
My life never makes me sad usually it's only when relativity strikes and I compare it to how I used to be. Only then do I realise how shit it is now.

you have a very sovietcentric view of history

Hello yank, enjoying your holiday?

gf pissed all over my bed and claimed she was "squirting"

fuming

lauren has a really nice body 2bh
trying to find pictures of her ass on google and i can't
seething

bbc = biased bolshevik coons

dont rly go to mcdonalds dont think it's that nice

One of the main failures of multiculturalism was that, while the British went through a sort of collective course in de-racialisation, the prejudices of minority groups were left untouched by the authorities and the chattering classes

>dont care about business idea i already make enough money i have no faith in people
but its not about making money, if anything you'll lose money. Its about doing eventful just for the fun of doing it.

Just imagine having a basement brewery to serve the neets, the toilers and the autistic virgins. A place like /brit/ where like minded folk come together to drink to fight off the loneliness and depression evident in all our lives. It would be very special even if it doesnt work you can just go back to your estate after however long and continue sitting in the dark.

would they though? maybe they think people would just ignore the letters or they would go to the wrong address or something

some kind of tax fraud, I figured it was something to do with inheritance money I've received in the past

this was earlier, I've been in bed freaking out for hours

I hope so, it sounded very legit though

He had a quite a strong london accent, which makes sense since HMRC offices will be there

this doesn't sound fun to me

same plus it makes my poos too hard

hitler's worldview was also sovietcentric in its own way, given his primary goal in life was to invade, conquer and colonise it

what do you mean? is the typical yank accent closer to the original english accent at its peak?

youtube.com/watch?v=NxVOIj7mvWI

sick of fucking fleas

shit bottle is getting full lads

toilberg just asked me to come in tomorrow

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they had a nice stadium

nice to know you're similar to hitler i guess?

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hey homealone, ill soon be finished with The Idiot. Rec me one pls x

>just asked me
at midnight?

Best thing to do is to google the number, a co-worker of mine was contacted by them some time back (he was tax dodging) and that was by post.

Yes, basically

teacher in school showed us this video and a few of the accents in there blew our minds. it sounds like rednecks mixed with modern northern english people

Saint Patrick is the patron saint of which African country?

snap

NEED to get a fancy college degree so i can marry a wholesome middle class girl

lmao slowest reader eu gj tho, have you read any jose saramago? only started reading him this year but he's really really good already shot right up among my favourites

190 makes this general special

hoi toid on the sand soid

ironically art hoes are significantly less hoey compared to business school girls

So you dont like the idea of having your own pub that you and your mates (us in /brit/) can drink in??

had a good wank

"Uhhh, user. Last night was OUTRAGEOUS. I haven't been fucked like that in years.. *flips over* how am I going to be able to walk today..."

you people are not my mates though and no I don't want a pub i'd rather a club than a pub.

whats sadder, 190 taking his trip off and posting about himself or some runt pretending to be him anonymously as a gimmick?

AAAAAGGHH

would you?

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all art hoes cheat so keep them at arms length

>art
genuine but misguided pursuit
>business
subject for those who didn't put a single second of thought into any aspect of their future and wanted to go to uni for "the experience"

the girls at the masters frieze were absolutely stunning, quite a few were wearing very strange choices tho and opted for croptops or see through shirts bit weird for early afternoon art buying

Could kill mcD's chips and a vanilla milkshake. Match made in heaven that.

where's 190cm

a virgin made this post

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germany, japan and China were blown to smithereens 75 years ago, are now the 2nd, 3rd and 4th biggest global economies and leftoids think africa is a shithole because the borders weren’t drawn properly 300 years ago

googled the number and got nothing

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any luck?

*sigh* fine go on then