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Eli Russell
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Samuel Gutierrez
skirts...
Eli Walker
If only our women dressed like this. I don't understand how they can wear the skimpy slut outfits in the freezing cold of Christchurch and Dunedin.
Gabriel Phillips
What about them?
Kevin Taylor
i want them...
Andrew Cox
Skirts are pretty neato.
Jordan Russell
Skirts are awesome
Joshua Myers
Jesus Christ how Cute and Adorable
>Iwn live a comfy expat recluse life in the village on Stewart Island, as Stewart Island is full and I would be unwelcome
>Iwn enjoy a similar existence in Fucking Nowhere, West Coast
Owen Williams
>West Coast
West Coast mentioned!
There is an American here actually, he's a teacher so it can be done.
I think there maybe another American but I can't quite remember.
William Torres
Post you dumbos.
Alexander Long
Thumbs up
Grayson Flores
Bored.
Jaxson Perez
>applying on studylink
>all my childs detail are still there except gender
>have to reselect in case that changed since last year
Christian Bailey
Well?
Did it change?
Cooper Hughes
Posting feels funny
Nothing planned? My entire night's empty. Might do a little drink and embarrass though
Kayden Diaz
No
If they try any LGBT grooming on her I will leave this country
John Powell
Going to get drunk too but it's a bit early for that I think.
Jace Morris
Do you watch streams? If so, who, when, and why?
Cooper Wilson
You ask A LOT of questions.
Why?
Nathaniel Lee
1. Whether or not answers are useful, people are good to hear and catalogue
2. Most people love talking. Giving them the floor earns social capital, helps you learn people (generally), and keeps your cards back
3. Statements burn social capital and kills conversation. Being heard is validating but costly. Questions sustain conversation while winning capital, not expending it
4. I'm an embarrassing person. Questions are my inroad. I like conversation, but not embarrassing myself. Unless I'm drinking, which is why I prefer staying in
What about you? Why are you so inquisitive? Throws my game off a little, kiwi
Noah Nelson
>Build brand new computer
>Literally it's taken so far 3 days to download a new video game to test out the machine because I'm stuck on ADSL1
>Don't even get NBN here till 2020
>FTTN garbage
>Was going to get FTTP in 2014 and literally 300m down the street from me has it already.
>Look at housing prices
>The difference between housing prices of FTTP and FTTN is the same as a place having a fucking methadone clinic open next door
>FTTN payers have to pay the same rates as FTTP despite you literally get nowhere near the same utility.
Literally anybody that supports the Libs are fucking retarded.
Alexander Hernandez
Done 4 the day
Christian Clark
Yeah I don't know all about that.
If you're all that scared of embarrassing yourself you won't get far.
I just ask questions because like you said it keeps things rolling but you seem to ask very much and kinda just wanna turn the tables on ya.
Stop electing retards then.
Put ya feet up buddy and relax.
Angel Nelson
>you won't get far
There's comfortable vulnerability/embarrassment if you understand something about yourself, and not-good vulnerability/embarrassment if you don't. The former is a tool, and the latter's a way for people to shiv you. You have nothing you keep quiet, or anything uncomfortable?
>ask very much
Bullshit questions and actual questions. I was actually curious about the stream questions. They're popular, and I used to stream regularly, but I don't get why people like them, or why they watch, when, how, etc. I never got solid answers. So pls respond
>turn the tables
Why bother?
Isaac Reed
Sick of seeing degenerate filthy wh*Toids everywhere. Can't wait till Australia becomes an Arab country
Xavier Brown
As long as your not aligned with Saudi and the US it's an improvement
Blake Green
>the latter's a way for people to shiv you.
Pick your company better and you want have this problem as much.
>the stream questions
I'm not too sure, I very rarely watch them and barely ever live.
Only maybe one or two people and they're Youtubers I find funny and even then I just use it as background noise when I'm doing other things.
So I'm not the best person to answer that one.
What sort of stuff did you stream?
>Why bother?
As I said before, I'm bored.
This, but the Chinese instead of Arabs.
Jacob Hernandez
This
I fucking hate those dogs, white genocide when?
Daniel Hernandez
>You have nothing you keep quiet, or anything uncomfortable?
Fugg forgot about this.
Nah nothing too out there, I'm pretty open in all honesty.
A few things I keep quiet but everyones got their secrets.
Wyatt Long
>Pick your company better
Everyone's a snake, though. It might take years, but everyone tries to burn you down eventually
>I watch them very rarely and barely ever live
Same. They're boring and ask too much. I have no idea who they're for
>What sort of stuff did you stream?
Did a twice-per-week gaming stream, but my connections ass and games worth streaming are also ass, so it was more like a town hall thing, or a radio show. People showed up, we talked for a few hours, and that was that
>bored
Posting is your primary bored activity? I used to play games, but they've been driving me mad the last year or so
Also, let's hear something uncomfortable, my guy. Embarrass yourself por favor, and maybe we'll get far for once. Anything about yourself that makes your skin crawl, that you don't understand?
Bentley Butler
>I'm pretty open in all honesty
People don't flip shit on you? You know every single person you meet will come after you one day
Joseph Lewis
>Everyone's a snake, though
Thats a very cynical way of looking at things, although I can see a wee bit of truth.
>I have no idea who they're for
Neither.
>like a town hall thing
That doesn't sound too bad, if you kinda know the people and some strangers drop on by sounds like it could be a laugh.
>Posting is your primary bored activity?
More or less yeah.
I do play games sometimes but I have a short attention span.
>Anything about yourself that makes your skin crawl, that you don't understand?
Nothing is really coming to mind.
I'll something more specific.
What sort of things do you want to hear?
Not really no.
>You know every single person you meet will come after you one day
Then I'll get them first!
Jayden Rodriguez
>very cynical
If you'd like to measure upbeat-dicks, I'll bet mine's longer. Life's neat overall
>wee bit of truth
Do people not fuck you, or do you give them nothing to fuck you with? If you give them room, they'll get you eventually. It's like clockwork. Tell someone something embarrassing, and it'll show up in a few years to haunt you, my guarantee
>could be a laugh
It was fun-ish. Got tiring after a while. Never got back into it. I might start doing a talkshow while I'm exercising, but even after months, I still can't understand stream watchers
>More or less yeah
Same. I've browsed for years, but only got into regularly posting this last year or so. Nice for low stakes conversation
>short attention span
You can't stick with them, or you're moving onto other things regularly? It's hard to play anything for more than an hour without feeling bad
>What sort of things do you want to hear?
Nothing in particular. I struggle believing anyone's 100% comfortable, though
>I'll get them first!
Not buying that 2 b h. You're too sweet
Elijah Rogers
Ah yes. My younger normie brother is home from working at Toowoomba for the week. Cannot wait to hear the events that make me feel like a failure again.
Evan Flores
Fuck, finally home
I've been wearing thigh high socks all day and they're soaked in my body juices, can't wait to get them off.
Cooper Sullivan
>If you'd like to measure upbeat-dicks
Lets not...
>Do people not fuck you
Generally no, I don't see why they would...
>If you give them room
It's like the saying give an inch they'll take a mile but I haven't had any issues like that at all.
>I might start doing a talkshow
Go for it, you could find the joy in it again.
> I struggle believing anyone's 100% comfortable
Yeah I don't think anyone one to be honest.
>You're too sweet
I'm glad you think so.
G R O S S
Carter Hernandez
Yes, very gross
But now they're in the washing machine so it's okay
Colton Brooks
Good, very good.
Why were you wearing thigh highs all day, out and about?
Evan Ross
Going out on a Saturday? I laugh
Owen Parker
Because they're comfy, and what else am I supposed to wear to work
Carson Wright
Might start drinking some good ol' fashion booze.
Fair enough.
Owen Miller
You're the neet, right? Do you have any larger direction? When I was completely directionless and hopeless, I was losing my mind. Where are you headed, or how do you stay sane?
Luis Bailey
>walking through the park
>see some van scum pull up
>security guard comes out of the bushes
>sends them on their way
Aaron Nguyen
Yup thats me.
>Do you have any larger direction?
Not at the moment, no.
>how do you stay sane?
Don't know, I don't really have a problem with that actually, quite happy to go with the flow.
Spooky, could have got kidnapped.
Charles Ortiz
>I don't really have a problem with that actually
>quite happy to go with the flow
I agree, everything's pointless and beyond our control, enjoy every sandwich, appreciate the moment and such, but I still enjoy working towards/thinking about things. I'm wondering how you flow without any particular direction. I'd have your mind and disposition if I could, my guy
Also have you worked? If so, what did you do, and for how long? I'm go-with-the-flow, but yours seems stronger than mine. Did it help?
Luis Anderson
Do you ever go to the Asian grocery store?
James Martin
Occasionally. We have a few flip groceries nearby. My grandpa's flip, and likes fish-heads and whatnot, so I drop by and grab him stuff occasionally. What about you?
Jaxon Howard
>Also have you worked?
Yup
I was a basic labourer for a contracting firm, a house painter, took a shot at being a baker and worked at the fisheries, filleting fish and unloading fishing boats.
>Did it help?
I guess, if you go lose your mind and I don't then it must have.
I would if we had one, please send more Asians.
Carter Nguyen
Yea, for drinks and snacks. Some can be a bit weird but most are good and cheap.
Colton Morris
Yes, although usually just for instant noodles and drinks
Christopher Gomez
Do you live in the middle of nowhere?
In walking distance I have a flip, chinese and 2 indian stores.
Gabriel Torres
>basic labourer for a contracting firm
Love you. Hate wage labor from the bottom of my heart. Was baking ok, at least?
>if you lose your mind and I don't
I'm not losing my mind, my guy. Just trying to make my existence sustainable. I hate hate HATE wage labor and never want to go back. Want to enjoy work but that's another thing
Also, by upbeat-dicks I didn't mean real dicks. My meat-dick is very small. Upbeat-dick is your soul, and I'm sure ours are very happy. I'm glad your ego is more cooperative
Why do you hit them up? I wouldn't visit them if not for gramps, personally. Dislike sarsi and blood sauce and balut 2 b c h
Aaron Gray
Sorta yeah.
>Was baking ok
Yeah was pretty good actually.
>I hate hate HATE wage labor and never want to go back.
Same but I'm probably gonna have to go back to that.
>Also, by upbeat-dicks I didn't mean real dicks
I got that, I was just playing around buddy.
>I'm sure ours are very happy
I wouldn't say that, more like content.
Thomas Hernandez
The snacks are more interesting and I'm trying to stop carbonated drinks to which there isn't really any good western alternatives.
Aaron Rodriguez
Liam Wilson
I went to the NZ First convention last weekend. AMA.
Logan Miller
>Sierra Leone
Hows things treating you there buddy?
Noah Lee
Fun game time. You have ANYTHING you want: why do you want it, how do you feel, and what will you do with it?
>no western alternatives
Just drink water, my guy. Tell restaurants I sent you-- I run the water mafia-- and they'll give you water for free, with every visit. No need to thank me, I know, I knoww. Why're you trying to stop?
Oliver Robinson
Infinity dollars.
I want it because then I can get whatever I want.
I'll feel pretty damn chuffed.
>what will you do with it?
Fund an army to make my Island my personal kingdom and make myself king of it.
Cameron Johnson
>whatever I want
>chuffed
>myself king
VERY good, my guy. Owning your domain is pretty wicked. OFF THE CUFF what would you name your island? And what would happen there? Would you be as cute as panama? And what people would you encourage to live there?
>king
Hot low key BUT I'M NOT GAY so don't tell anyone
Dominic Peterson
I feel like I'm addicted, I crave energy drink worse than weed.
Tap water tastes or chlorine here
Jayden Roberts
>I feel like I'm addicted
That's sugar, my guy. Companies add sugar to everything to extract your wealth and kill you. I have no solve-all method, but please, drop it and drink water, then avoid sugar when possible. Less money in these cunts' pockets, and you'll lose 20 pounds in 6 months without even exercising, and you'll feel way better
Carson Sanders
Black Hitler is the worst
Just look at that mostache.
David Jackson
*cracks open a cold one instead of a coffee*
Yep
Camden Nelson
Fuck I'm hungry
Might have popcorn for dinner
Ian Brooks
>he doesn't have coffee cold and from a can
Josiah Powell
Russia is TOO cute. Hold on, drinking more AND a coffee
Joshua Roberts
>what would you name your island?
Hmmmmm don't know, I might just call it South Island or Buller.
Both have a nice ring to it.
>And what would happen there?
Well with infinite money, everything will happen there.
>Hot low key BUT I'M NOT GAY so don't tell anyone
I don't believe you.
Noice, having a nice cold beer as I type this out.
Mason Ramirez
I brew my coffee, I don't want to buy overpriced "Le Starbucks" cold coffee cans for like 4$ for 200ml
>Russia
>cute
Is this the Opposite Day?
>mixing caffeine with alcohol
Not that dumb, sorry
Jack Gutierrez
> I brew my coffee, I don't want to buy overpriced "Le Starbucks" cold coffee cans for like 4$ for 200ml
I was joking, do those exist or are you messing with me?
>mixing caffeine with alcohol
Pussy, I'm in my third redbull and vodka
Joseph Gomez
Come on, kiwi. South Island is a boring name, even for you. Buller is cooler, but get me both excited and insecure, so I can't judge that one properly
>everything would happen there
Like what? I'd sponsor new and upcoming artists to make something, then promote their work, and keep everything fun in the meantime, and give the blue collar sweethearts funbucks and nice scenery to enjoy themselves around town
>I don't believe you
Flexibly straight/disconnectedly gay isn't 100% gay so bear with me
>having a nice cold beer
Grabbing another shot, hold on. We should do an awkward, uncomfortable, no-subject podcast at some point
Benjamin Taylor
>Opposite Day
No it's Forward Day and your skeleton ass is really hot
>redbull and vodka
WEAK AND WEALTHY. Take a caffeine pill and cheap but inexpensive 100 proof rum
Eli Wright
Yes they do sell that here in some supermarkets.
>mixing
That's killing your heart too much, and my heart is known to malfunction a bit, so I avoid it
I don't know what the heck are you on about, but sounds gay as fuck, did chemicals in the water got you?
Joshua Gray
>killing your heart
Only you're killing my heart, Russia. If you were a woman, or I was correctly gay, I'd be on you like white on rice
>chemicals in the water
Nah, my guy. I'm a well water American. Everything I say, I mean, and no government or peer-group can claim responsibility. At least until we stop talking and move on to better things arbitrarily
Connor Collins
I think I know the reason you consider your friends "snakes". Do you just progressively get gayer and scare your friends off?
Brayden Rogers
Absolutely not. Gay is for people I don't know, and who don't matter. I injected the gay on one guy I cared about, and that was a serious, embarrassing mistake. Now I keep gay for random, cute online guys like you, my guy
>"snakes"
Don't fuck with me on this. I mean this going forward. Every person has an agenda, and something to earn from you, or an expense to cut by dropping you. Most people drop me because I stop serving purpose, and most people go for my throat because I stop offering them my resources. It's a building game. My 1 (maybe two) friends like me because I'm quiet, out of the way, and helpful when necessary
Joshua Richardson
Wow, don't creep on it like that, that sounds even worse than just being gay
>another nihilistic rant
Stop demanding anything from people and they'll do the same. That's how it works, I have at least 5 friends to which I only talk to and mostly do nothing more
Asher Lee
>Wow, don't creep on it like that
HUSH, I don't care how it sounds. Nobody knows me. I'll enjoy you however I want
>nihilistic
I'm not nihilistic, though. Meaninglessness isn't a weight, it's a freedom. Nothing matters, so our accomplishments are ultimately worthwhile, not ultimately worthless. I wrote a book, right? That's 10000000x cool because most of humanity will never do that. That's wicked. One of my goals is finding a naturally sadistic woman, right? That'll be 1000000x cool because my existence-dick is big enough that I believe it'll happen. For me, because my birth-body tells me that's the thing to want, once I find it, I'll be super happy. Need to find some randy bitch to take my friend's wedding though lmao
>I have at least 5 friends to which I only talk to and mostly do nothing more
Sweetheart, sweet boy, I'm so happy for you. But those people don't cut it for me. They're landmines waiting to hurt you if you give them honesty, and and black holes waiting to suck your time if you give them just your attention. I like talking to action folk, if I'm giving them my time. Entrpreneurs are fucking stupid but worth knowing, for intance
David Bailey
Nah stop that shit, it's just uncomfortable at this point, drop that.
You demand things and are treated the same way, it's simple
Aiden Baker
>drop that
What specifically? And why? Details are important
>You demand things and are treated the same way, it's simple
Are you saying I'm projecting? If so, I disagree. I learned my behavior over years, interacting with folks, not pushing myself on them
Dominic Hughes
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Also your self research means nothing. It's foolish to think that you know yourself the best, a lot of unconscious things you do, you will never recognize and overlook, and unless someone tells you that, for example your trusty friends, you'll always be semi-blind. That's why I hate "everything is subjective" point of view, this defensive attitude makes people dumber
Brandon Taylor
>You know
I'll passively obsess over you if I feel like like it until I don't
>It's foolish to think you know yourself best
I agree. Nobody knows themselves. Better to act and observe, than think and act, then observe, if you dig
>I hate the "everything is subjective" point of view
God damn it, man; I really liked you
>semi-blind
Your imperfect form makes you permanently blind, my 'enlightened' philosphe
>makes people dumber
Why? Because they accept their experience as-is, rather than tracing things to the source THEN accepting things as-is?
>defensive
What are they defending? If you say 'reality,' you're full of shit. I've met at leat six people preaching 'reality' and they're selling the same faith-based bullshit everyone is, in different way
Don't make me laugh, Russia
Kevin Perry
If that makes you laugh then so be it, since you immediately jumped into defensive position as if I was attacking you or something, I won't go into further discussion on that topic. That's not a philosphical question, that's psychology.
Joshua Rivera
>immediately jumped into defesnsive position
>that's psychology
I'm offering you room to explain yourself. Language barriers aside. Do your best: Tell me what's wrong, and why it's wrong. The floor is yours
Colton Cox
To clarify: I'm trying to understand what point you're making. Be clear, concise, and convincing, and I'll listen
Easton Phillips
soon...
Julian Fisher
I already said everything, I don't want to spend next 2 hours in pointless discussion with no way to resolve it. I'm not saying that subjectivism doesn't exist, mind you. I said that you can't always lean on "that's subjective" argument especially when there is an objective truth on a topic.
Oliver Reyes
Henlo lads.
Robert Ross
>I don't want to spend the next 2 hours in pointless discussion
Good choice, you adorable mook.
Okay though, forget the arguments. WHO decides the objective truth? God? The State? You?
Where does objective truth come from?
>you can't always lean on "that's subjective"
Again, who determines objectivity? And why are they objective? What makes something objectively better than anything else? I'm saying 'objectivity' is shot full of holes from the outset, and anyone claiming objectivity (and anyone following objectivity) is begging for a boot on the throat.
If I'm alive and surviving, I'm better than you. Coping is your job
Hudson Jenkins
Earth is round. Is it subjective? No.
The length of a side of a triangle is less than the sum of the lengths of the other two sides and greater than the difference of the lengths of the other two sides. Is that fact subjective? Can you say "that's subjective"? No you can't.
Dostoevsky is a great writer. Do I like him? No, and that's my subjective opinion. Do I aknowledge him as a great writer? Yes, I can't deny that, because that's objective truth.
Do I really need to make this pointless argument?
Jason Bailey
>round
You're entering vocabulary, which is already subjective and arbitrary.
You're stuck on language and ego, which are tools, not reality.
>Do I really need to make this pointless argument
No. You're silly, and more interested in your mechanisms than existence. Even if you wanted to answer my questions, you didn't-- Objectivity's definer, and his qualifications, will go unknown I suppose
Your godawful suppositions aside, what are you trying to prove? I'm telling you nothing, but you're keen on telling me SOMETHING, and I have no idea what or why. Please, Russia, enlighten me with your objectivity
Dominic Sanchez
That is exactly why I should've not answered in the first place. You're not interested in answers anyway, too far into semantics
Josiah Cooper
Everything is semantics. Our next evolution. words-creatures above us, are wholly semantics and beyond us should they exist. Words =/= Experience, and that aside, you can't even words me *whatever* you're trying to say
>You're not interested in answers anyway
I'm interested in whatever you're even trying to say. You don't even have baseline arguments / suppositions. You aren't saying anything, but you're getting worked up regardless
Matthew Long
Fuck semantics. What would you like to accomplish with your life?
Lincoln Long
You don't actually need arguments for that, because it's not up to debate.
John Sullivan
You already asked that, I don't have any solid objectives
Grayson Hill
>You don't actually need argument for that
For a logic-boy, arguments seem very important. Self-evidence isn't true, after all
>it's not up to debate
That probably makes life easy. What isn't? And who decides it? Which god? How? What qualifies them? You still refuse to give me a straight answer. I'll still love you regardless, sweetheart
Noah Collins
>You already asked that
Very sorry. More interested in the pillars you build your life around than your individual goals
Easton Edwards
I don't get where you're going with it. That's the very definition of objective truth, it's not up to debate and you don't need argumentation, because it's already proven.
Extremely broad question
Adam Hill
>because it's already proven
By who? For subjectivity folk, like me, it's proven by ourselves
>Extremely broad question
I have no idea what statement you're making, what assertion you're asserting. You're trying to say something, but you're saying nothing. Now you're just arguing objectivity vs subjectivity, which makes me just want to bully you, because both sides are sales memes, and ripe grounds for memes and bullshit semantics, which you objectivity folk love so much