You have 10 seconds to act as Italian as possible

mamma mia my meat-a-ball fell on-a-the floor what am me-a-ganna-do

No money, no job mama please let me live here until I'm 40

youtu.be/gyfnUhQJcpk

OOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!!

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Bullying a cunt when it's 3:00 AM and they're all asleep and not able to defend themselves isn't very nice.

Italian tourist: Alora, scusi, ma dove sei la chiesa di 'blablabla'?
Me: Well, you have to cross this street, then...
Italian tourist: Non inglese, io capisco lo spagnolo

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FRATELLI ITALIA

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based

wtf I love Italians now.

best post T B H

And fuck Joe Piscopo.

>Hey did I tell you I'm a baby boomer, I'm Italian, and I'm from New Jersey?

Once you've heard his radio show once, you've heard everything he has to say.

He looks like a literal CHI lel

SIAMO NOI SIAMO NOI
I CAMPIONI DEL ITALIA SIAMO NOI
SIAMO NOI SIAMO NOI
I CAMPIONI DEL ITALIA SIAMO NOI

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THATS 25 AMERICANS BABY!
i love this man

*wears puffer jacket*
*prays to the shared community holy statue*
*wears glasses and has beard*
*shaves sides of head and wear longish on top*

Italian wines are better than French wines.

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ITT: Faggotini

kek

*deal with most people as if you're always right and everyone else is wrong all the time*
*say doing that is not in your culture and blame the french for being the ones like that instead afterwards*

*when your ideas have been contested just open both of your hands wide open, push your elbows back, lift your shoulders a little bit as if you where quite confused, and make a facial expression that hints the idea of "what does that even have to do with the matter being discussed here now?"*

I watched a black person pump my gas.

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this whole thread is cringe and blue-pilled

I never sleep

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>if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a...
We say that too kek

Aiy, that's a real a nice.

sangwich

t. erroni

i don't need to act

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So I put a horse's head in his bed...

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is this true? like can you understand each other without English when you are talking about basic stuff like the direction

Cappuccino pepperoni spaghetti

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Is it true Italians spend several hours a day eating?

i'm underweight

eeeyyy shut upa witha noisa

*deletes eagle from flag*

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>qsq nessuna rumena disadattata molto carina al mio fianco

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Hello i'm italian

How did i do guys?

kono giorno giovanna da

che plebeo..

You ask me to act as Italian, but you don't ask with respect.

>watched family guy too much

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*drinks wine in the middle of the street at 10:30 PM*
*almost kills a pedestrian on his bicycle*
*doesnt clean up dog's poop*
*smokes*

>bycicles

I know what I said

*proceeds to commit acts of corruption*

Today I will watch the opera Aida, I would whistle to the singers like Italians do in La Scala, but it's just a cinema broadcast, so it will be pointless to whistle

kek, pretty good

among Spanish and Italians, yes

Do you hate Italian tourists?

if we speak properly and slow enough yes, Spanish, Portuguese and Italian speakers can understand each other just fine.
if you have a very thick accent and use weird dialect/slang words then it's impossible.
most of us spanish speakers can't understand Chileans and they're supposed to speak the same language.

holy shit why are we so based??

SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI

Ey Giovanni I will now lick your cheek

Yes, and it works for Portuguese too but french is a little dificult.

>a little difficult
it's literally impossible other than when they use very specific phrases.

Do you have the taste of a liar on you?

ITS GELATELLI!!!!
NOT ICECREAM!!!

right, but it's much easy to read and understand french than listen to it.

*makes the best luxury cars in the world*

My uncles father died cycling in Italy because some fuck ran him over
American MotoGP driver Nick Hayden died the same way

Yes, i can understand most of spoken spanish easily without having ever studied it
Written french is also understandable to a degree, although less so than spanish

I declare you a enemy of Rome and all good romans must damage you in all ways possible both direct and indirectly.

bippity bappity boppity

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*Invades a country*
*Ends up losing clay to the invaded country*

Italian and Spanish are two dialect of Latin, Dante Alighieri considered both part of the same language Latin-derived, "Lingua del Sì" then there were "Langua d'Oc" and "Langue d'Oil" (French, then French people ethnically cleansed Langua d'Oc people).

AYYYY I'M-A FROM NEW JERSEY HOW YA DOING TOOTS GIMMIE A CUPPA JOE OVA HERE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I'M WALKING HERE I'M A JUST TRYING TO GET A PIECE A PIZZA DIS FUCKING GUY A VAFFANGOOL OH OH OOHHHH DIS FUCKING MAMALOOK OVA HERE FUGHEDDABOUT IT I'M-A FROM JERSEY HOW YOU DOIN', DA NAME IS JIMMY FRANKIE PAULIE "THE CLEAVER" GAULTIERI, YOU A WISE GUY EH? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKIN' TA YOU KNOW WHO I'M RELATED TA I'LL BREAK YER FUCKIN' HEAD

>NEW JERSEY
>Italian

that only happened when dumb krauts lost WW2

*prevents all terrorist attacks*
Heh, nothing personell, the rest of Europe

Why are italians always angry manlets?
every italian i know is angry as fuck and under 5ft8

>5ft8
Sorry, I don't speak Barbarian.

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>then French people ethnically cleansed Langua d'Oc people
It's called assimilation

160 cm

Moron.

>making a desert and calling it peace
I'm 184cm and kinda average

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I got scared too

too low percentage
you are a proud MVTT my friend

Absolutely based

Sorry for hearing you about this, hope they caught the bastard at least
As for Nick Hayden he crossed with the red light in a roadcross if I remember correctly

>Fat
>light brown hair
>eating a würstel

It looks more like a german

Hey! Watch it!

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PORCO DIO MAIALE

kek

i still live with my mom at 40 and i am 300lbs because i stuff my fat sweaty face with pasta non-stop

yes if you speak italian its very easy to learn spanish

I’ve been reading a book on the de Medici family this summer.

I thought it was really interesting, Florentines are based

>qsq nessun golem femminile dalle fattezze seducenti al mio fianco

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