/cum/ Canada, USA, Mexico

STOP

After the pendulum inevitably swings back and America falls under Democrat rule I wonder what it will look like. World is a crazy place

cats been hangin with me more lately

alcohol make me want to PUKE

Based ps Chile is my 2nd favorite South American country

weed + anal(receiving) = pleasure

>tall
>handsome
>white
>not a drug addict
>no debt
>still no qt asian gf

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god i wish that were me

>tall
>not handsome
>white
>love drugs
>no debt
>have an Indian gf

my cousin is a short ugly manlet broke socially awkward pervert and he got a qt asian gf. Try going to asia?

wear your one piece shirt too

bought a colorchanging lightbulb that uses 2.4ghz wifi to be controlled by a phone.
You would absolutely not believe it but, it needs wifi in order to be controlled. lmao
So I bought pleb singlecolor red lights instead (which were initially for backup)

alcohol is hard to do large amounts of because of the nausea and it makes me feel like a school shooter

gonna head off to work in a few minutes

where do you work? the night time store?

im a bouncer

Your health is low
Got any Potions? Or food?

whoa.......do you have......muscle???

I have two survival block things that taste like poptart crust that I got from my friend

>one piece shirt
?

sorry must have confused you with someone else.

yes

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some other ohio man mention how his one piece shirt help him talk to girls

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lmao from far away it looks like a giant butt.

based.

Thought the dude was doublecheeked up on a Friday night.

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Jane from Tarzan in Kingdom Hearts is really pretty. I like her bare feet.

where do you work?

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im a housewife (advanced level neet)

move in with kids = expert level neet
move in with grandkids = master level neet

are those coins still a thing? i thought they crashed. dont go on Jow Forums

who the fuck is cat you cheating piece of shit
you know how hard it is to keep this pussy for you??? I could easily find bigger hairier cocks somewhere else, that wont take this shit for granted like a greasy 14 y/o ballsack like you

you're a girl?
i gotta head off to work now anyways wish me luck housewife thats not mine

>going to work at night

can we bully the vagina person until she shows tits?
this was never a question back in the good dope days

im way too old to be a girl but good luck!

ummm hes a bouncer with muscle?? follow the thread!

Hello frens, I am white?

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Don't tell me what to do, crossdresser.

sharpie in pooper you smelly cunt
RITE NAO!!!!!

love these boobies

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i lived through good old days! im married and this is a blue board!!

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the whitest
giwtwm

...........

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Might have to throw out a few pairs of underwear because of poop stains that won't come out

translator note: this pic represent the good ol days

I've finished twin peaks season 2 and I have to say it's been pretty decent, there are way too many attractive woen on the show though. pls don't spoil

do not reply to vagina people or non/cum/ flags

I like the boomer she gives me hope I'll find a an autistic wife someday

canadians are so fucking retarded no wonder this general is dead

Another day of getting snubbed and ignored. Meanwhile tall blonde surfer coworker has girls flock and pursue HIM without having to put in any ounce of effort. "Just be yourself bro"

>giwtwm
?

woensdag

if i threw away all my stain underwear there would be about 4 pairs left.

giwtwm

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please apologize

god i wish that were me

giwtwmgf

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me too

being social is about making people think youre approachable and maybe having some comfy kneepads

>"Just be yourself bro"
I thought this was WELL and LONG acknowledged as a total meme. Like 10+ (more?) years a total meme.

jokes on you you dont even know i have vagina unless i brag about my husbando I could just be an especially autistic male or trans

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You're snubbed and ignored because you're ugly inside and out.

holy moly its POURING rain!

im not soory eh, yoo arr donchyano

he might be ugly inside in but lets not pretend that has anything to do with getting snubbed.

Women are good judges of character. They can sniff a beta a mile away.

theres an irl asmr going on with the rain in my apt its quite nice

anything that claims to be a woman is mentally ill, there's no unknown unknown about that to not know about

matt...

Too bad they cant sniff out abusers and assholes and flakes until too late. Sniff powers only work on ugly losers

Nah it's just about being good looking. He literally doesn't have to do shit. Girls flirt and pursue him after meeting them doing daily fucking tasks like laundry, going to the store, or the bank. I struggle to get a single look or a smile from a stranger and am still a kissless virgin. Not to mention fucker got tons of money from inheritance and spent it on stupid shit even though he was a recovering drug addict. I never did anything wrong my entire life. Never drank or did any drugs, and I didn't get a single cent from my grandparents. They gave their money to my stupid heroin addict cousins cause they "felt bad" and were hoping they'd go to college. Instead they're just going to shoot it up their arms and legs.
I wasn't born bitter and resentful. I used to be shy, but still with hope. The world and other people made me what I am.

I am an unironic supporter of the "just be yoursel" sentiment. Obviously this comes with the caveat that if you believe your current self is impeding on your social interactions then you should do something to change yourself in a way that you find satisfactory.

tons of the maleoids on /cum/ are mentally ill too. Cmon now don't be an able-ist.

>wah it's the world's fault I'm a loser!

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dont you ever call my precious munchkins mental you steaming slithole

When was the last time you made a female friend?
+1 year ago

The sentiment is a good one and one you genuinely feel once you get to be a certain age. It feels so good being yourself and not the plastic version you were in college or highschool.

On the other hand, everything I can see points to the 2010s dating world being one very unfriendly to men as themselves.

uueuu lat

You're pathetic

It really fucking is. I didn't choose to be autistic. I didn't choose to have a retarded dysfunctional family. I didn't choose to be a scrawny manlet.

It's not too late
You can still choose to end it all

You choose all these things. Get surgery to be taller and hit the gym and stop acting like a fruit and make your own functional family.

I am legit an incel ally even though incels hate me and themselves they are honest more often than not.

dont be like that.

boobs
now

~4 years but I'm an almost shut in

I seriously consider it every day. Especially when I'm sitting for over 2 hours in traffic every day just going home and shitpost to a bunch of strangers on Jow Forums. Absolutely nothing to look forward to, and nobody to give a single fuck about me.

I cant wait to go to the big city!

> nobody to give a single fuck about me.

-Mom
-Dad
-God
-Siblings
-Pets (get a pet if you dont have one?)
-Guardian angel
-ETC

Easy others to say. Yeah bro let me just go start a totally normal functional family when I just fucking told you I'm a kissless virgin that nobody fucking wants or cares about.

youtu.be/-QWL-FwX4t4

im very thpaniche

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I told you to do other things before that, you drooling retard. You deserve to die alone and reincarnate as a cucumber.