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I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson

rock and roll ain't worth the name
if it don't make you strut

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this cocaine im snorting absolutely balls to the wall good but its almost like a paste its so hard to cut up and the stink of petrol/diesel is overpowering. damn inefficient jungle chemists it should be odourless

he doesn't know who you are you literate fucking gerbil iq retard hooker
he's dumb as fuck he doesn't get it
stop trying so god damn hard

lets be honest ive got nothing against nazis per se but i bet the food served there sucked dicks. british food back then was tragically boring german was probably the same

Pathetic

i don't get it

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Some people don't understand the difference between nationality and ethnicity

I don't mind the apathy. But there is a lack of high points, and that's where heavy drugs come in

So only Native Americans are true Americans?
Aboriginals are the only Australians?

Think it might be time to go to bed.

people who talk to you if you use drugs a lot always say "you are hiding from problems" or "there is some issue that's causing this". i can live my life perfectly fine sober or just drinking now and then. but it's SO FUCKING BORING

This gets confusing in places like Russia and India

America wasnt america until americans made it america same with australia

i stood upon the rocky shore, i watched the tall ships come
for forty thousand years i've been the first australian

What is most popular fast food take out in Britain

>my life is shit
>will I take steps to improve things?
>nah I'll just base my entire life around drugs instead

I'm not all that familiar with kraut food but what the fuck even is British cuisine?
>baked beans
>Yorkshire pudding
>meme dishes like haggis n shit
>fish and chips (which isn't inherently british at all)

thank you sir but i'll stick to my Slavic food

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wholesome way to eat for sure

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This is a proper British dinner. There's nothing wrong with it at all, it's just fairly plain. This part of the world isn't blessed with natural spcies besides things like mustard

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the gigner porn star alice green is born 96??????????

>gigner

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There's nothing wrong with eating this way but you know what this is to me?
The boring ass poverty meal me mom and dad would could and me and my sister would piss and moan about cuz it tasted like shit. just saying.

well it isn't. it's a traditional british dinner with a fair bit of meat. slavic food is awful and their countries are also wank

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I want to fuck Emma in every hole.

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It's downright exciting compared to what I grew up with, overcooked roast and peas. At least I was nice and thin

Why am I not in the least surprised the Leaf idiot is diaspora from some East European shithole?

my mum is such an excellent cook but eating her food for 25 years has made me really sick of it. she needs some new recipes

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MODS!!!

Ponder for a moment if you will what scam the "hunt for extraterrestrial life" type shit is.
Like those guys who devote their lives looking for signals or trying to put the pieces together.
Major world powers are in contact with and work in partnership with our space-norseman ancestors.
There are Tall Whites that live and work as humans, quite possibly in the US government.
Your governor might be a Norseman from outer space. Seriously.

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mum used to make spagbol at least once a week, sometimes twice or more
when i was about 14 i decided i'd had enough and instead made myself beans on toast or something instead. she still kept making spagbol for just her and dad anyway. i assume it was out of spite by then

I've learn to make out the facial phenotype.
I can detect me a "Tall White" now.
Seriously. They're in congress, they're in the Kremlin.
Holy shit.

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mate my mum's like this to fuck. the few times i've dared make my own food because i don't want what she is cooking she pretends she;'s fine since she realises how absurd being upset at not being ALLOWED to cook for me is, but she's seething. she'll be angry and short for the whole day. the next time she cooks you'll get barbed comments like "if it's good enough for your tastes". so OCD. i could ask her to clean my car with a toothbrush and she'd do it

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Don't know who my father is

Don't you SEE. Don't you SEE how it makes the Eagles flutter. It's so fucking real.
Imagine the poor bastards that went crazy and were institutionalized for realizing this?
It makes me want to cry. It makes me want to cry.

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Last night when I looked up in the sky I saw something in the sky that was abnormal and all of a sudden I had the most peaceful, euphoric feeling come over me. I didn't say anything at the time. I know you'd call me a schizo freak.
I want to cry.

thank you for your service

lads I feel really pressed
earlier today I was at my cousin's birthday party. I gave a little speech that I thought was full of power and emotion but I think because I mentioned race and how my cousin was kind of a cuck (but I said it politely) that no one really clapped at the end. I got a few disgusted stares also
Not sure how to feel about it

schizoleaf you aren't slavic you're a mutt

I want to hump Emma Watson.

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cocи хyй cyкa бeлaя

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hmm

date in 12 hours

women like a forceful man, grab her for a kiss

What's his name?

it's a girl hehe

Heil Europe lads

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spank her bum without warning, she will love it

Everyone knows. It was always what made the most sense.
Everyone knows we didn't crawl out of a soup.
Deep down, you always knew. You always knew where we came from.
God is real. He's on earth, he's on our blood, He's in the stars.

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Choon lads.

Love some creamy tomato soup me

solve this English quiz by yourself and report your score
be honest :)

learnenglishfeelgood.com/english-relative-pronouns4.html

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tears man. fuckin tears.

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we need a new to inject some life into brit

I'm real glad y'all were here to do this with me

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toilberg is making me toil on a Saturday

That's a black man's penis painted white I can tell. Gtfo Tyrone

imagine posting an imagine of your medium sized willy on /brit/ thinking it's gonna make you a cut above

that's a willer

what kind of man posts his cock on in the internet for all to see anyway?
My willer is thick but I wouldn't post it on this fucking forum that the world is watching.
I'm a man stop acting like a girl.

It does look fairly wide to be fair to him

Copppeeee

>My willer is thick but I wouldn't post it on this fucking forum that the world is watching.

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got an average willy in every way

wish i didn't have a skinny willy
not that its ever mattered

Imagine the smell.

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It is thick. It's weird it's like a shark fin or something I can't describe it.

still the 6th of october

need to pump my cum into a little girl ASAP

as the most handsomely endowed gentleman on /brit/ i feel you should all pay extra attention to my opinons and bow to me

I feel as though she is the most beautiful girl in the world.

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can you wear a go pro and upload the footage so i know what it feels like to go on a date

*groans with slavic angst*

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why’d you go outside for that lol

why are you such a selfish twat?

That's the real one. You and me.
I know. They can tell too.

Who're you hoping for?

You don't get my cock hard like they get my cock hard, girl. Believe it. I'm going to fucking destroy you. Just give me time.

Ronnie James Dio \m/

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stop rubbing your multiple dates in my face