/brit/
Magnum murdering
Wait... Yanks don't have kettles?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Still eating soup lads
Heard yanks used to record tv adverts so they could watch them again later
We don't have kettles. We microwave our water, like civilized and efficient people.
>taking longer than 30 seconds to boil your "wa"
Nice link, spacker.
alright night lads
no one cares dong literally no one
There are ads from the 70s and 80s that are preserved thanks to people with VCRs wanting to record Johnny Carson.
>thin as Goering, tall as Goebbels, blonde as Hitler
Ah, yes, Aryanism
yes we are the flower of that enlightenment. and america is bringing humanity off world, thats our mission.
the goal is M A R S bitches. red rocks. this is why god allowed this nation to flourish. The New Continent, The New World, is to bring us into the new frontier. space muthafuckas thats wuzup. our kidsx will be vacationing on the moon and our grandkids will be vacationing on mars. and who knows where future generations will go.
people are even less about that nutcase that has been raving about yanks for about 6 monts non stop
Ward clerk? Yeah, love 'em
>he deleted it
fuck off proxy yank
None of you lads have heard this before but I think you all should
might have a wank
Daft cunt couldn't even spell me name correctly. Shall continue to enjoy this absolutely scrumptious soup.
I heard yanks bring their own toilet paper to public toilets
Who knows? Not me. We never lost control.
The kettle is much quicker, i make ice tea which i sometimes heat up in the microwave and in 2 minutes it's still not boiling.
Nurses? Nah.
What kind of soup, lad?
Ward clerk? More of a woman's job isn't it?
your names dong people that use names on this state of a website to try and stand out and be special are fucking dongs
sometimes I wanna disappear
Total fucking dogshit
Get a fucking grip posting this dogshit in threads I'm in
Bland even for a bland and dogshit genre
It's like you're trying to anger me
My microwave literally gets my water piping hot in like 20 seconds, are you a microwavelet?
Ice takes longer to boil than water
Baxters Royal Game™ soup lad
sometimes I wanna shag men
he's a good guy too
though less of a national socialist and more of a spiritualist
"dong" haha really funny word that
Putting your shoes in the freezer makes your feet feel amazing right after you put them on, plus they don't stick after as all the bacteria got HEEMed by the ice cold temperature
No
Na your wrong mate. Listen again.
>t. Chinkoid ant person
fuck the jews though
Why is she so beautiful and perfect?
I'd like to see Lachlan find a decent job
bad-_-boy
i heard brits give their tea a wee splash of urine for exquisite taste during formal occasions
remember when you went to "kindergarten"
must be all those jew cum facials
i wish real life were more like an MMORPG
based and redpilled song af Tbh
>yank hours
time to sleep
youtube.com
how KINO can NIN get
more of an emma roberts man myself
Mine's like 1k watts or something i think. The water is colder for ice-tea than it is for regular tea obviously but i think my kettle could boil a litre of water before my microwave boils a cup of cold water.
they actually microwave their water, like they put it in a bowl and toss it in the microwave
i couldn't believe it at first i thought it was a joke
yank hours and dougs on what a surprise funny that
Yeah. I do as a matter of fact. I'm an overseas born Brit.
I heard that Brits put a plastic bin in the sink when they do the washing up, is this true?
Why Roberts or Stone when you can have best Emma as a waifu?
best emma when she sees my willy
How do people get such terrible taste in music? I've often thought about it. I can only conclude that they simply don't know what 'good' is. Like to an average movie watcher, they might think films you usually see in the cinema are 'good', but they're only 'good' compared to other films they've seen (which are all dogshit). The same applies for music, obviously. The perfect example really is music from video games and popular movies, etc, because people think these are 'good', and I don't know how because 9.999 times out of ten they are terrible.
It's like they've gone down the wrong path somewhere way back in their youth, and that has permanently warped their overall idea of what 'good' means. They just have no ear for music maybe, or they quite literally just do not understand what constitutes good art in general, probably. It's just a song that they 'like' but they don't know why. Fuck that.
No, it was total dogshit. Music for numales like that guy who roundhouse kicked that women recently. This is the music he listens to.
has anyone from britain ever referred to themself as a brit i dont think they have funny that
I heard some Brits have a hot tap and a cold one...
Based Dogshit poster
agree to disagree
but only if you agree to seek psychiatric help
My microwave is like half the size of my fridge, feel sorry for you mate
I bet your willy is also puny hahaha
That's normal, we have that too
good to know and I hope you too have built some character by washing your hands in cold water
I think nowadays people underestimate the value of adult diapers, being able to poo on the go is not only very time efficient but relaxing and soothing. What I do is dig it up out from my arsecheeks (sometimes I have to dig in very deep and get my plain fingers in the shit vein) and I'm able to just throw it out in those dog poop bins you see everywhere
hahaha got one of these in the bathroom, completely senseless imo
at least the sink looks good
emma truly is the best emma
BY FAR
No I always wash with piping hot water because I'm hard
Finished me soup lads
the only emma
/our emma/
will you post a track or album or something that you think is good at some point
washing your hands in the sink with water is weird now apparently because it isnt luke warm
no
Naa numales dont even know about this band. This band is more for stoners that spend too much time on bandcamp.
Also if you cant appreciate the instrumentation then I really do not think you are fit to define whats good or not.
any /whitelightning/ man in?
Rating out of 10?
i am the needle in the vein
i am the high you cant sustein
i am the pusher, im the whore
i am the need you have for more
I want to smell her farts.
mate are you taking the piss its guitars bass and drums
thegringatrail.blogspot.com
my uncle lived in northampton in the early 90s and thought it was bizarre, he reckoned it was something left over from rationing during the war
>be me at the local pub on a Friday night with the lads
>sniff a few cheeky lines in the pub toilets with my mates in the toilet
>go to the bar to buy a pint
>accidentally pull out the rolled up note I just used for a line
>the barmaid alerts the manager and I get barred from the local pub
I am the bullet in the gun (and I control you)
I am the truth from which you run (and I control you)
I am the silencing machine (and I control you)
I am the end of all your dreams (and I control you)
Imagine writing about the dirty things you want to do to her on the /tv/ board
She's totally the type of Emma that would read it and enjoy it.
Corrr blimey!
i just wash my hands under the hold tap takes a few moments to go really hot anyway so you get the 5-10 seconds you need fo luke warm water. although i only wash my hands when i;'ve got them really dirty rarely after just using the toilet
old tv ads are comfy as fuck
based boomer yanks
its so all the bits of left over food doesnt block the pipes you absolute fucking mongs
Both of these Emma's are HIGHLY overrated, lets see a proper British lass
she probably rubs her clit all day to the thought of internet virgins jerking off to her
she jerks off to us jerking off to her
its quite beautiful, really....
what a little pussy bar girl. i walked into a petrol station with one of those rolled up notes and the girl said "could the be any more rolled" and i jokingly told her it did that in my pocket to itself and she laughed
oh might be, my great-granddad was like that he'd cut round the moldy bits on bread and stuff
Also, sometimes people who think they have a good music taste because they listen to more obscure bands and all of that, but just because they're obscure it doesn't mean they're not fucking dogshit. In fact, most times obscure music is dogshit, and it's rare to find a gem that is obscure and is great. The reason being most good music will find it's way out there regardless, even with the internet which you might think would make it more difficult to sift through endless piles of dogshit, but no, it makes it easier for good music to be heard and found by people who know what 'good' is.
OBvious examples being some obscure 70's music that is being released now and within the past decade that had faded into obscurity in the 70's but with the internet has since started doing the rounds again and is being rediscovered now, because all it takes is someone to upload it somewhere and that's it...
But the vast majority of Bandcamp bands, Soundcloud artists, etc, are all dogshit.
I don't need to
>This band is more for stoners that spend too much time on bandcamp.
Haha I wrote that post above KNOWING what type of music listener you are. Quite unbelievable really, isn't it?