>parents named me Hamilcar
Life ruined.
Parents named me Hamilcar
Juan Powell
Caleb Thomas
At least your parents aren't burgers or boomers
Oliver Davis
Your only nickname is ham
Like a nassally American who works in management but never went to college and lives in a town of 40 000 near but not on the coast in the 90s
Aiden Smith
You have it easy nigger
>tfw parents named me Bartholomew
I have life on hard mode
Colton Ramirez
ayyy
El Barto
James Davis
Kino names desu
Andrew Watson
>tfw parents named me Jesus
All the girls think they're so funny with their "I have sinned" jokes. Like nobody else has ever made them
Angel Morgan
>actually gave me a Spanish name
Madmen
Now, I can't even be Joe Gomez like in the memes.
Ayden Torres
My parents circumcised me as a baby AND named me Julian
Grayson Mitchell
>mfw my parents named me niggerkiller69
Hunter Evans
>tfw rodrigo
i hate this fucking name
Bentley Rogers
Not a bad name. Id go by barry
Aaron Hill
God i wish that were me
Nicholas Ross
I wish my name were Miles.
Ryan Bennett
>Parents named you "Ornicar" just for the luls
Cooper Cook
fuck you
my name is Sergay
Kevin Carter
Sir gayyyy ahahahahahahhaha
Carson Morgan
My parents named me xXx_akatsukiXuchiha_xXx
Mason Perez
>Sir Gay
Carson Cooper
I'm not familiar with the Dutch way of speaking but Hamilcar sounds pretty cool when I say it.
Sebastian James
At least your parents didn't name you Muhammad despite you being white and not Muslim
Juan Green
i swear to god i'm going to name my child Crisostomo if it's a boy, i hope he ends up being good looking
Thomas Gomez
They were ahead of their time.
Charles Sanchez
Asher Edwards
>be gay
laughing my ass off
Jace Moore
>named Arslan
Alexander James
Grayson Baker
>literal Kangz surname
Feels good.
Jordan Cox
do you have a brother they named hannibal? otherwise they're fucking retarded m8
Henry Anderson
CHI
Isaiah Lopez
Could've been worse. My mom almost named me Ross and said that if I was born as a girl she would've called me Chloe. Really dodged a bullet there.
Nathan Reyes
>mfw my parents named me kikedestroyer2006
Landon Robinson
>parents named me Lazlo
>fucking Lazlo
Adam Reyes
Yeah, the CHI girls can say my name perfectly but I hate the wh*Te people pronunciation of HeyZeus.
Blake Hill
that sounds like the name of some gay GTA character
Ryder Green
They almost spelled it László too but thankfully they realized that I would be born and raised in America
Joshua Morgan
>one chance at life
>parents named me Theodoros
They would've given me a gr*Ek name no matter what, but I wish it was at least a cool sounding one
Angel Rodriguez
Fucking fag
Nathaniel Wood
...
Lucas Moore
why Dick is short for Richard?
Isaiah Adams
Ryder Robinson
Attention campers attention campers it's tiiiiiime for camp lazlo!!
Elijah Collins
Rich and Rick are both common nicknames for Richard, and back in the day people liked to make alternative nicknames that rhymed (so Rick = Dick, Will = Bill, etc)
William Hall
Asher Ward
Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot you think I haven’t heard that before well your wrong that fucking show sucks too just like you on a Friday night stupid kid
Noah James
idk how it's seen in spanish speaking countries but rodrigo sounds fucking cool to me dude
Cameron Smith
EL AY ZEE EL OH
Easton Ross
>Ross
>Shitting on Bob Ross.
Landon Williams
I have a first name as a last name and a last name as a first name
>tfw smith wesley
Gavin Morales
Sounds like an action movie character desu I like it
Jayden Rivera
Where were they from? Mine are greek and stuck me with an unfortunate name as well (immigrant parents giving their american kids weird sounding foreign names is an atrocity)
Oliver Lewis
OP is retarded if he doesn't name his son Hannibal
Mason Price
>his son
No one reproduces in Jow Forums.
Julian Thomas
>Julio Cesar
>tfw everyone calls me Chavez even though I fucking hate him
Jose Ortiz
thats a very handsome name :)
unironically high class chad name
Easton Perry
Yeah man I agree, fuck the Romans!
David Harris
>tfw name Johnny
People who don’t know me well think I’m some cool guy.
Luke Morris
Hungary
Kayden Gonzalez
At least they didn't circumcise you.
Caleb Johnson
Change your name?
Gavin Ortiz
At least you share a name with some very accomplished people.
Cooper Gonzalez
Hungarians?
Aiden Sullivan
Jordan Turner
Eating sugar?
Brandon Brooks
Mais ou est donc Ornicar ?