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BANG
LYRICAL BLOW TO THE JAW
Risky business being this early.
Great meals fade in reflection. Everything else gains. You know why? 'Cause it's only food. This shit we put in us keeps us going. It's only food. The great fucks you may have had, what do you remember about 'em? I'm sayin' what it is. It's probably not the orgasm. Some broad's forearm on your neck, something her eyes did, there was this sound she made. Or it's me in the uh-I'm tellin' you, I'm in bed, the next day, she brought me café au lait, gives me a cigarette. My balls feel like concrete. Hey. What I'm saying: what is our life? Our life is looking forward, or it's looking back. That's it. That's our life. Where's the moment? And what is it we're so afraid of?
told the yanks i'd filtered them but i didn't really
Anyway, they are waging a gender war against us, maybe we should prepare for armageddon.
saw kurupt fm do sets at raves 3 times
sue
anti-semite is a great description for myself, as it describes what I'm against: semites, which include both Hebrews and Arabs
Just discovered Christine and the queens lads.
Really loving this song
right ear keeps spasming
need a portuguese or spanish wife
chrstina's analysis is spot-on and her video helped me decide whether or not i wanted to buy that lingerie.
catyank's 19th nervous breakdown
Yeah, okay, but why would you shoot a man BEFORE throwing him out of a plane????
You are now aware that there are no Australian pornstars
back from my 2 week (TWO FUCKING WEEKS) ban lads
what did i miss
love sue. sue me
oh what the fuck
this makes so much sense now
I've always been a high functioning autist
fuck sakes lads I've got the 'tism
how do you not know angela white
>knowing pornstars and having favourites
cringe
We should arrest all women and put them in jail
Didn't know she was Australian. Looks like prime British slag.
anime
going to take my meds lads! it's happy time!
got to say I'm really hating middle class southern accents since moving to England for uni
i miss the soft Welsh accents of home
Used to like August Ames but someone else is my favorite now
distinct lack of schizophrenic rambling ITT
melvin wrote a poem and everybody loved it
wretched whore
>unitoil at first light
there's one directly below your post
fell in love with my escort
Trump protests were actually anti men protests
showed my mate the 56% face meme and he thought it was tony abbott
>uni
>toil
alri cokelad
Soviet soldiers with a kitten in Stalingrad.
going to get one of these as my first motorbike lads
Would sooner die a virgin than shag an escort
we call him cokedave now
i’m transphobic
125?
yep, Ford sure doesn't make them like they used to
my gimmick predates cokelad
cokelad's the one who argues with "dave"
600
Estuary English is more cancer than ordinary English. It's advanced cancer.
wouldn't Obama be a more appropriate choice for being a mutt
anybody who uniposts should be ground into a fine paste
shagging escorts is fun but would not recommend it to lose your virginity
it's nothing like proper sex
timothy james byrne here flat spracklen house dukes place marlow it's the ... 8th of October 2018... teddy's got the swyper... let's do a secondary date check.. oh the bears are watching... heh... batman... adam west... now these people have been messing me about... I want to be made a united states citizen and given a green card... please come and send in some people and GET. ME. OUT. OF. HERE. I am being abused and harassed and constantly being messed around in this country... the NHS are trying to put something on me... there's that sh-craphead upstairs and his van... always coming and going and coming and going and he's always messing me about... ok. selfie.
yea that’s what I said la
Why do white people do this?
HALLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's well known now that cokelad is dave
why are you such a fucking racist?
it's only dumb yanks who do that
we do this, we really do haha
there is no singular dave, there are several dave-esque posters
me and cokemong are both in that category
cokelad literally has an ongoing, 10-month argument with "Dave" about teachers crying in leaver's assembly and girls wearing croptops
they are two distinct posters
find this quite amusing
Dave is an abstract concept
Having emotional thoughts and experiencing emotional feelings lads
cokedave argues with schizo
why do black people do this?
god that looks peng
im hungry now
And-e was-e is-e this-e?
Why do white people do this?
this is still my favourite internet image of all time
I am Dave.
should i marry up or down lads? the ex made me realize i can marry whom'stever i want
What's this?
no schizo, dave and cokelad are separate
schizo and dave aren't actually real but exist in the mind of whoever is arguing with them
dave is a collaborative project
Me too I'm a misogynist
fuuuuck i need a French gf to whisper French stuff in my ear until I fall asleep sooo bad
you should marry an A list Hollywood actress
i am beyond help
>He fled into exile firstly to Oman and then to the United Kingdom, where, as of 2012, he continues to live in Portsmouth with his wife and six children as the Head of the Zanzibari Royal Family and as the Sovereign of the Order of the Brilliant Star of Zanzibar and the Most Illustrious Order of Independence of Zanzibar.
fucking hell, who knew portsmouth was home to royalty
french girl recently joined a mutual [spoiler]discord[/spoiler]
trying not to fall in love with her but she's making it hard
*takes a drag of my cig*
haha yeah man I remember the days of the dave project when I colab'd with a bunch of other artists like myself, ah yeah those were the days
*lightly coughs*
Women have betrayed me and I will never trust them no matter how sweet they act
im sure that is not true!!!
>should i marry up or down lads?
Good question. Ideally through excercise, work, and employment you should make yourself as high as possible, and then marry someone who's either one tier up or down. Someone at the height of their confidence might decide soon after you're not the best they can get, but someone who was in a lower state of self-evaluation when they married you might decide later that they "deserve" better than you.
>the ex made me realize i can marry whom'stever i want
What do you mean? Please elaborate.
lock me in a room with taylor swift and we'll fall in love within hours
Knock Knock
Nothing, not genocide, not chemical warfare—nothing—is more abhorrent to the progressive left than this idea: the restriction of sexual freedom. All of their most treasured laws and saints revolve around it. They worship sexual release.
Their holiest sacrament, the murder of the unborn, is a twisted echo of the sacrifice of Christ, the life of an innocent given as atonement for the sins of others. Abortion mothers repeat the words of Christ but grimly, “this is my body...”
>What do you mean? Please elaborate.
i can make any woman fall in love with me
Dave is an organically composed telepathic neural network
the latest quality meme contributiom by my boomer Facebook uncle
called in sick and toilberg seems angry
animated spiderman film has an anime jap schoolgirl character and its already dominated the trailer response and sent the pedos wild
Dave was actually a yank this whole time
don't ask me how I know