/brit/

bold claim

see

If a nurse were to so much as to lay her eyes upon my willy and not say something nice about/to it I'm gonna chin her

any high 24/7 man in

Whenever I go to the hospital to have a surgery or something I almost fall in love with the cute nurses that ask me questions.
Fucking Freud man.

you'd probably get an "aww"

There is no need for an Australian nurse to be using inches, an imperial measurement, in a clinical setting.

please stop you have unironic autism

have a mole near my willard so if I ever fancied it, I could justifiably whip it out in front of any female GP I visit

My post lads forgot to put me name in the box haha