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fuck up lachie

Why are hapa girls so perfect?

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Woad? Yeah, love it

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still laughing thinking about the neighbours dogs boner

Getting my penis checked out by the female nurse tomorrow lads. Hope she won't laugh.

don't worry they're all chaste, pure maidens

>lyricspammer
>lachlan
>schizoleaf
who will the based kiwi btfo next?

himself

me probably

bold claim

see

If a nurse were to so much as to lay her eyes upon my willy and not say something nice about/to it I'm gonna chin her

any high 24/7 man in

Whenever I go to the hospital to have a surgery or something I almost fall in love with the cute nurses that ask me questions.
Fucking Freud man.

you'd probably get an "aww"

There is no need for an Australian nurse to be using inches, an imperial measurement, in a clinical setting.

please stop you have unironic autism

have a mole near my willard so if I ever fancied it, I could justifiably whip it out in front of any female GP I visit

My post lads forgot to put me name in the box haha

Take a wild guess.

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Another point that is worth considering is how the nurse had established their frame of reference for inches. You have to remember that the imperial system is not commonly used in Australia.

2.75 hours of toil remain till I am free for the evening.

its used for height and penor

A nirse inspected me willy a few months back.
She actually made a kinda disgusted face before even seeing it.

probably too small to accurately estimate in centimetres

Lachlan/Melvin/Tim/Luca/Lyricsspammer are all the same person

aaaaand there goes the stock market

see you chums, got an open window with my name on it

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bold claim

Nurses should be sexually lobotomised.

two of those posts are mine and I have a gf

>ex called me a fuccboi on facebook again

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heard nurses keep a roll of measuring tape on hand incase they ever need to measure the willy of their sleeping patients

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what phenotype is this

whatever Andrew Marr is

Ah yes I'm gonna show the potential gf my impressive resume of /brit/ posts haha she'll be absolutely gagging for it right after

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im melvin and i can say with confidence that i am none of those posters

Slavo-Semitic

Women are chattle
More akin to barn animals

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Me?

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So even Melvin's not Melvin

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fucking hell how is this real hahaha

Left: mum's results
Right: my results

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straight white male gamers are the most oppressed group on earth

reminder to report spamming

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Nowt wrong wiv that

freak got what it deserved

currently imagining a scenario in which i am back in school and the cool kids take me under their wing for some reason and i flourish into a chad

>this window will close in 3 seconds

there's an emu joke here somewhere

im melvin and i can say with confidence that i am none of those posters (except for myself, melvin)

why are they even separating by gender anyway

people other then chads should have girlfriends

Hello Guys I am intellectual

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smellvin

>virginia
thats why

Currently in tge bath

piss off

a lot of virgins are they haha

I'll play it out till it's played out.
I don't think so. Just seems to be getting bigger and bigger.
Don't doubt me.
"It's better to burn out than to fade away"

normies have girlfriends they're just not as pretty

melbint

*never closes*

bellskin

*screams*

It's played out to those who want me to leave for their own benefit.
Meaning, it isn't played out at all.
What am I going to do? Get a 9-5 and die slowly?
I'd rather make a difference and die tomorrow.

if you guys keep making fun of me (melvin) you will not like what happens. just a warning

been in a parasocial relationship for 12 years

durreys mayte

mugvin

Smellvin’s fat sausage fingers mashed out this post

piss off

alerting the fbi to this post

on melvins side here
*smacks him on the back so he he loses he breath*

stop trying to put those thoughts into my head

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Здpaвcтвyйтe

Wonder what the future holds

what do you mean

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tune

reminder that non-brits wanging on about nonsensical bollocks is off-topic and should be r*ported as such

why are things automatically wrong if hitler mentioned something even slightly similar

sorry i made a mistake
*smacks him on the back so hard he loses he breath*

This is why and when I'll leave eventually.
Not because the feds v& me but because I'll have something more real, more palpable to do :^).
You guys like cariboo country? In Canada?
Cheap land up there. Lotta room for activities. Drills in the woods.

Got 70 years into my Ironman EU4 game but made one big mistake so I had to dump it

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Pickle niggers in the thread tonight
Pickle niggers getting lynched real tight

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