Daily reminder to part your asscrack and wash around your hole good, or stay poor

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This
Use wet wipes when poopy
Also moisturize yo ass

>moisturize yo ass
>don’t produce sufficient sweat and residual shit to naturally self-moisturize
You’re not gonna make it

Pump. Trying to help biz out here

I just soap up my thumb and clean my asshole inside and out. I'm super clean, user.

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I’ve never gone that far before. Does it hurt? I might try it tonight

No, it feels great. And it gets better over time. Try soaping up your other hand and clean your peepee while you do this to save time.

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Why would you need to part your asscrack when shitting? Oh, you must be fat. Yes, wash your ass, fatty.

Wtf not sticking my thumb in my peehole. That’s disgusting

Brainlet we’re discussing showering, not shitting