Daily reminder to part your asscrack and wash around your hole good, or stay poor

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This
Use wet wipes when poopy
Also moisturize yo ass

>moisturize yo ass
>don’t produce sufficient sweat and residual shit to naturally self-moisturize
You’re not gonna make it

Pump. Trying to help biz out here

I just soap up my thumb and clean my asshole inside and out. I'm super clean, user.

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I’ve never gone that far before. Does it hurt? I might try it tonight

No, it feels great. And it gets better over time. Try soaping up your other hand and clean your peepee while you do this to save time.

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Why would you need to part your asscrack when shitting? Oh, you must be fat. Yes, wash your ass, fatty.

Wtf not sticking my thumb in my peehole. That’s disgusting

Brainlet we’re discussing showering, not shitting

No, you're supposed to clean the outside, silly. Just make a 'C' with your hand and rub up and down.

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If you shower, aren't fat, and pee correctly, there is no need to do this, unless you're an OCD autist. Besides, didn't your dad teach you to wipe your dick off after peeing with toilet paper, or do the shake?

I don't know what to think these days, you autists don't even know basic hygiene, and then sperg out overdoing shit you don't need to, because you're germaphobes (and that's probably the least of your issues).

It's just being safe, user. I do this once, sometimes twice, a day. I like to do it in the gym shower after a hard workout. Sometimes my gym brothers help me out and make sure I get super clean, they're really nice.

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Can you help me too, user? I like being very cleaned as well

That doesn't make it better, autist.

>doesn’t wash between your crack
>leaves toilet paper crumbs and literal shit left hanging out between your crack
Not gonna make it hygiene wise

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My gf and I clean each others cracks in the shower first then in the bedroom

Girls are icky

Sure, I found this new trick where you can clean my peepee while I clean your asshole. It's super efficient

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you aren't supposed to rub soap and fragranced shit on your dick

You are all dirty fags if you don't stick the tip of your finger up your asshole to clean it.

ITS NOT GAY i swear

I have a special soap.

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Does anyone else wipe before they shit? I started doing it last week and it's so much faster and easier.

tell me it's coconut oil

You'll have to find out for yourself.

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>wipe before they shit

uhhh what

>didn't your dad teach you to wipe your dick off after peeing with toilet paper

WTF, there's no way people actually do this. Otherwise there'd be tp next to the urinals. Never seen a dude leave the urinal and head into the stall to clean up.

i did this and i can say it really worked i'm really clean now thanks user!!!!!!
i love getting cleanup tips from my frens!

>he clearly was stripped of his masculinity and is a cutlet

Men with real penises make a habit to wash the foreskin.

>shit before shower
>throughly clean butthole
>don't fart all day
>butthole still smells by by end of day

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I had that before. Your diet is shit and your arsehole leaks