What happens here?

What happens here?

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>no Kansas City
>no Saint Louis
>no Jefferson City
Who made this map?

Hybrid Union/Confederate territory.

Honduras, man, we need to sit down and have a little talk.

Stay away from it

Pretty much this.

It was me.

I was wrong though. It does have those. I'm an idiot.

>rednecks
>meth
>depression
>suicide
Get me out of here.

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It's county seats you dumb fuck

The South and Midwest had a baby.

You're right.

What city?

We call it 'Misery' because it's so boring.

t. deep south

Isn't the deep south even worse?

'ate illinois
'ate yankees
'ate tornadoes
'ate coastals

love me guns
love me meth
love me bbq
love me arch

simple as.

at that point its just a different circle of hell

At least you're close to the beach and Disney World.

Never been to Disney World. Never will.

My mom was there once. It's expensive and overrated.

Kansan here and we are better than misery

Until a tornado blows down your double wide.

Missourian here who lived in Kansas for year and I completely agree.

I always wondered what history books in schools there teach about the Civil War. Missouri was one ridiculously divided state.

What's better, KC or St. Louis?

KC

how so? I've heard St. Louis is more like an eastern city and KC is more western

>All those squares.
Amerirulers

The Midwest is flat as fuck.

MURDER

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>us virgin islands

what in the fuck

Utter shithole that somehow makes my state look good by comparison.

Austin Petersen lives there & that's where the media screwed him.

Average American life that you will never fully experience because you will be hurled back across two borders within hours.