What happens here?

The South and Midwest had a baby.

You're right.

What city?

We call it 'Misery' because it's so boring.

t. deep south

Isn't the deep south even worse?

'ate illinois
'ate yankees
'ate tornadoes
'ate coastals

love me guns
love me meth
love me bbq
love me arch

simple as.

at that point its just a different circle of hell

At least you're close to the beach and Disney World.

Never been to Disney World. Never will.

My mom was there once. It's expensive and overrated.