Getting paid to shit

I am constipated :(
It's annoying
Greets medfag, i know all about exercise. I've just been lazy recently. And the drugs don't help....
Actually the drug im on causes constipation, something about the dopamine stimulation and the gut.... or it just dries out my body

t. meth user

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Plenty of drugs can cause obstipation yeah. Please still do some walking as even walking 30 minutes straight every day will improve digestion rate and bowel movements. Recently I saw a rave druggie in the clinic who hadn't had a bowel movement for almost 2 weeks. His eventual shit took close to 3 hours to pass and hard as a rock. Rectal tears aren't fun user, take care of yourself

roger that
ty

i have similar problem

As a security guard i am literally being paid to sleep, spent my entire 8 hour shift the other day asleep in the company truck with AC blasting. Good shit guys.

Quality thread

lol, that doesnt seem very secure

About to go take a shit lads, wish me luck

Delivering the kids to the pool as I type. Being paid for that is priceless.

Get back work wagie me no pay you for poopy!

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