I want to walk there, but I don't want it to be at mine
/brit/
Josiah Foster
Henry Sanders
i ate two crumpets with vegemite
Noah Kelly
>need to go to a high class whorehouse 2bh
Just pop round your mum's
Kevin Harris
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”
Brody Collins
I've got to get out of this frame before I'm tamed. Why can't you leave me alone, for just one night?
Matthew Watson
fuck off billy
Jaxon Roberts
Dylan Adams
she sent me a photo of clothes she bought today and they were lace so I could see her nipples
Nathaniel Parker
What the actual fuck are you after then
A mommy prossie to pick you up and take you round hers and then bring you back?
Adam Watson
there once was a young man from Gosham
who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
his wife said Jack,
if you don't put 'em back,
I'll stand on the bastards and squash 'em