Tell me stories about ignorant foreigners (especially those from anglo/western countries) when they visit your country...

Tell me stories about ignorant foreigners (especially those from anglo/western countries) when they visit your country. Here are a few stories from Slovenia

>Meet 2 Australians in my town
>Decide to show them some interesting areas in my town
>"Oh nice user, but we want to see the wartorn parts of your town too"
>Say wut!?
>Instead invite them for a drink and explain the wars in the balkans during 90'

>A group of Danish exchange students come here
>They brought toilet paper and tampons with them, cuz they thought we don't sell those items here

>A French tourist arrives at a camping place
>He wants to pay with kunas (croatian money)
>The cashier explains to him kuna is not a currency in Slovenia
>The French man is confused and asks how is it possible that the same country has two different currencies?
>kek

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Look I understand what you're trying to say, but being an ignorant tourist is fun.
Tourists are ignorant by nature, deal with it

Dubbya mixed up Slovenia with Slovakia during a diplomatic meeting.

>ignorant foreigners
Še največ izkušenj imam z Ljubljančani čsi

>be dumb foreigner
>go for a swim
>sees rough seas
>decides to swim anyway
>drowns

Saw a chink sit on a relic in church once. Guards told him off though and he looked like he was about to try. They should have thrown him in jail.

Can't blame him. They're both irrelevant meme countries with near identical names and flags

Lmao

about to cry* damn it

pretty much everyone thinks death camps were Polish and people ask why we decided to genocide our Jews

It happens every year and it's almost always in the same damn place.

Whats so special about that place? Except for dead foreigners

It's called Dwejra. A popular diving & swimming spot. It's where the Azure Window used to be before colliding.

>chinese tourist bumps into me inside the louvre
>doesn't apologize
hate those insectoids

Any serious head of state would have looked it up beforehand though, or be surrounded by actually competent people.

>irrelevant
why meet them, then?

This summer I went out behind my house to go fishing and found some Germans camping on my property.
I see a tent, walk over to it, they see me and ask me if I live around here. I say yes, this is my property, then they try to show me on a map where they thought they were.

They show me this little bend in the river and point to a small bend on my property, I told them it's down the river further. The scale of the map messed them up.
I told them they could stay, I wasn't worried about Germans leaving any garbage there, so it's cool.

I see

Did they dig holes?

>I wasn't worried about Germans leaving any garbage there

You must be the only one in the world...
In Belgium "acting like a German on vacation" is proverbial.

collapsing* lol.

Yeah.

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>Czech tourists come to the coast
>get bored of swimming around in the pretty sea
>"lets go climb the Dinara mountain, its just a little cute hill anyways"
>goes to climb a steep mountain in flip-flops
>is kill/has to get rescued by helicopters
many such cases
sad!

Only holes were from the tent stakes, they asked if they could build a fire.

I thought they were very "Green" people, no?

nah Germans are pretty okay tourists at least here

Brits on the other hand... holy fucking hell the degeneracy is real

Last summer a lost Polish tourist tried to make a signal fire on top of a mountain above Bar.
He ended up burning half of the countryside

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That's a big fire!
Why didn't he just go down the mountain?

It's much easier than going up

No idea, he probably got off the usual mountain roads and wanted to explore the wilderness.

>not shooting at them to give them the full American experience

We control the population of British wildlings with balconies.

here they self-regulate via knife fights

i guess the open availability of stainless steel knives in every slightly larger shop gets to them in some primordial way

Ampak oba sva žabi :(

It was a God's punishment from a catholic BVLL against orthodox heretics

Got food poising in Belgrade
Wasted whole says by vomiting
Would love to visit again tho.

*days
Also. I spend 4hours in Zagreb and that was not enough. Should've stayed at leas 2days there

>>The French man is confused and asks how is it possible that the same country has two different currencies?
>>kek
he was playing 4D chess with you, insulting you silently

Love Balkans!!!!

Stalking geisha girls are getting a serious issue these days

Yeah why did you do it, that's pretty mean

there was this arab fellow who told me he just had gotten here
saw him a few years later and he was still here, the idiot must have forgotten how to get back to the airport

I live in Munich, and I never really encounter ignorant tourists.

Except for the Chinese. They let their kids piss and shit on the streets in broad daylight. Last time I saw it, I yelled at the mother in disgusting and was immediately swarmed by a horde of tiny, angry, yelling chinamen.

>chinese tourist exists
fuck off

When I'm in Germany with German people I usually talk about the war, funny how the reactions vary from people to people.
A girl once apologized to me, a guy was making Hitler salute for fun, another one was trying to make excuses for Germany and denied the Holocaust, another girl acted like normal Germans people were the victims of Nazism..
I know talking about it make me a bit of a dickhead but still

>denied the Holocaust

What holocaust?

the one where 600,000 jews died

The thing that happened in Poland

>The thing that happened in Poland

Why are they so bloodthirsty?

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The weird thing about Chinese tourists is that they always walk around in huge groups, and never, ever, split up. Like a swarm of insects, they move as if they were a single mass.

there's no meaningful distinction between them

They walk on the grass in national parks here a lot even when the signs say don't

I despise them so much.

Slovenia is great, while Slovakia is the "Literally who?" of countries.

Literally monkeys behaving as such here in tourist zones.
Loud, restless and obnoxious.

Some American soiboy dressed like a fucking clown (he had a ship captain hat and one of those Texan necklace things) spent a whole two hours looking in amazement at and taking photos of the train we were riding on lmao what a fucking faggot