Tell me stories about ignorant foreigners (especially those from anglo/western countries) when they visit your country. Here are a few stories from Slovenia
>Meet 2 Australians in my town >Decide to show them some interesting areas in my town >"Oh nice user, but we want to see the wartorn parts of your town too" >Say wut!? >Instead invite them for a drink and explain the wars in the balkans during 90'
>A group of Danish exchange students come here >They brought toilet paper and tampons with them, cuz they thought we don't sell those items here
>A French tourist arrives at a camping place >He wants to pay with kunas (croatian money) >The cashier explains to him kuna is not a currency in Slovenia >The French man is confused and asks how is it possible that the same country has two different currencies? >kek
Look I understand what you're trying to say, but being an ignorant tourist is fun. Tourists are ignorant by nature, deal with it
Jason Brown
Dubbya mixed up Slovenia with Slovakia during a diplomatic meeting.
Charles Perez
>ignorant foreigners Še največ izkušenj imam z Ljubljančani čsi
Blake Harris
>be dumb foreigner >go for a swim >sees rough seas >decides to swim anyway >drowns
Wyatt Flores
Saw a chink sit on a relic in church once. Guards told him off though and he looked like he was about to try. They should have thrown him in jail.
Christopher Rogers
Can't blame him. They're both irrelevant meme countries with near identical names and flags
Evan Smith
Lmao
Camden Butler
about to cry* damn it
Ethan Stewart
pretty much everyone thinks death camps were Polish and people ask why we decided to genocide our Jews
Colton Gonzalez
It happens every year and it's almost always in the same damn place.
John Anderson
Whats so special about that place? Except for dead foreigners
William Moore
It's called Dwejra. A popular diving & swimming spot. It's where the Azure Window used to be before colliding.
Alexander Hall
>chinese tourist bumps into me inside the louvre >doesn't apologize hate those insectoids
Adrian Kelly
Any serious head of state would have looked it up beforehand though, or be surrounded by actually competent people.
>irrelevant why meet them, then?
Nathan Clark
This summer I went out behind my house to go fishing and found some Germans camping on my property. I see a tent, walk over to it, they see me and ask me if I live around here. I say yes, this is my property, then they try to show me on a map where they thought they were.
They show me this little bend in the river and point to a small bend on my property, I told them it's down the river further. The scale of the map messed them up. I told them they could stay, I wasn't worried about Germans leaving any garbage there, so it's cool.
Aaron Smith
I see
Charles Kelly
Did they dig holes?
Ayden Thomas
>I wasn't worried about Germans leaving any garbage there
You must be the only one in the world... In Belgium "acting like a German on vacation" is proverbial.
>Czech tourists come to the coast >get bored of swimming around in the pretty sea >"lets go climb the Dinara mountain, its just a little cute hill anyways" >goes to climb a steep mountain in flip-flops >is kill/has to get rescued by helicopters many such cases sad!
Ryan Jones
Only holes were from the tent stakes, they asked if they could build a fire.
I thought they were very "Green" people, no?
Ethan King
nah Germans are pretty okay tourists at least here
Brits on the other hand... holy fucking hell the degeneracy is real
Gavin Kelly
Last summer a lost Polish tourist tried to make a signal fire on top of a mountain above Bar. He ended up burning half of the countryside
That's a big fire! Why didn't he just go down the mountain?
It's much easier than going up
Brayden Morales
No idea, he probably got off the usual mountain roads and wanted to explore the wilderness.
Jackson Wilson
>not shooting at them to give them the full American experience
Juan Reyes
We control the population of British wildlings with balconies.
Adam Howard
here they self-regulate via knife fights
i guess the open availability of stainless steel knives in every slightly larger shop gets to them in some primordial way
Elijah Kelly
Ampak oba sva žabi :(
Josiah Bennett
It was a God's punishment from a catholic BVLL against orthodox heretics
Aaron Collins
Got food poising in Belgrade Wasted whole says by vomiting Would love to visit again tho.
Jack Moore
*days Also. I spend 4hours in Zagreb and that was not enough. Should've stayed at leas 2days there
Jack Edwards
>>The French man is confused and asks how is it possible that the same country has two different currencies? >>kek he was playing 4D chess with you, insulting you silently
Julian Hill
Love Balkans!!!!
Matthew Bennett
Stalking geisha girls are getting a serious issue these days
Levi Edwards
Yeah why did you do it, that's pretty mean
Nathaniel Nelson
there was this arab fellow who told me he just had gotten here saw him a few years later and he was still here, the idiot must have forgotten how to get back to the airport
Brandon Gonzalez
I live in Munich, and I never really encounter ignorant tourists.
Except for the Chinese. They let their kids piss and shit on the streets in broad daylight. Last time I saw it, I yelled at the mother in disgusting and was immediately swarmed by a horde of tiny, angry, yelling chinamen.
Colton Mitchell
>chinese tourist exists fuck off
Jack Fisher
When I'm in Germany with German people I usually talk about the war, funny how the reactions vary from people to people. A girl once apologized to me, a guy was making Hitler salute for fun, another one was trying to make excuses for Germany and denied the Holocaust, another girl acted like normal Germans people were the victims of Nazism.. I know talking about it make me a bit of a dickhead but still
The weird thing about Chinese tourists is that they always walk around in huge groups, and never, ever, split up. Like a swarm of insects, they move as if they were a single mass.
Jeremiah Foster
there's no meaningful distinction between them
Julian Brown
They walk on the grass in national parks here a lot even when the signs say don't
Joshua Gomez
I despise them so much.
Easton Rodriguez
Slovenia is great, while Slovakia is the "Literally who?" of countries.
Lucas Collins
Literally monkeys behaving as such here in tourist zones. Loud, restless and obnoxious.
Chase Johnson
Some American soiboy dressed like a fucking clown (he had a ship captain hat and one of those Texan necklace things) spent a whole two hours looking in amazement at and taking photos of the train we were riding on lmao what a fucking faggot
