Duck hunt

Finnish girl pressures you into going for a duck hunt with a shotgun

What will you do?

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bring duck costume and lube obviously

I don't like duck meat. I'd rather go deer hunting. Imagine the hot smelly sex you can have in the deer blind

Duck hunting is fun because duck taste delicious and you can bring your dogger.

she's pretty QT for a persu

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shoot ducks then shoot my semen into her holes? is this the correct answer?

go on duck hunt with shotgun

>quickstudy how to field dress a duck so I don't look like a noob

Inject her tight Finnish anus with my hot Gypsy load

Tell her I prefer trapping ducks because I don't like lead in my food.

I only hunt with bows and spears.

*Tips animal skull*

Ancient people didn't hunt birds with arrows, they used a big net instead.

Take to the duck to the vet, give them a home and live on their deliciously rich eggs.

Also a good idea.

Pressure her into going egg hunting with my sperm shotgun

I like ducks, so I will ask her if we can hunt other birds.

I don't have a shotgun so I'll guess I'll have to use her.

It's pump action (male)

Bring my tweed , game bag , hip flask and shotgun, maybe a sandwich and my doggo too as she can retrieve the birdies.

Tell her 12 gauge a shit, go 8 gauge or nothing.

>tag along
>try to mooch some ducks afterwards

t. expert duck bum

Be glad that she does not insist that we use bows and arrows.