Duck hunt

I only hunt with bows and spears.

*Tips animal skull*

Ancient people didn't hunt birds with arrows, they used a big net instead.

Take to the duck to the vet, give them a home and live on their deliciously rich eggs.

Also a good idea.

Pressure her into going egg hunting with my sperm shotgun

I like ducks, so I will ask her if we can hunt other birds.

I don't have a shotgun so I'll guess I'll have to use her.

It's pump action (male)

Bring my tweed , game bag , hip flask and shotgun, maybe a sandwich and my doggo too as she can retrieve the birdies.

Tell her 12 gauge a shit, go 8 gauge or nothing.