User, sell me this pen

user, sell me this pen.

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>the pen is $2, sir
>*receives $2 from you*
>*gives pen*
>thank you for shopping at user-mart

write your name, mother fucker

>I'll give you $1 if you write your name on this piece of paper
>what? you don't have a pen?
>I'll sell you this one for $5

when was the last time you used a pen?

is that a lamy scribble? Buy it. Is german

Put it up your asshole and ask for money on internet forums.

this pen is the only one that will ever draw predictive meme lines on your printed charts to help you reach the promised land

all other pens will lead you to eternal wojack posting

>user begs for Link
>Other anons demand pen in pooper
>sell user pen
>user puts in pooper
>user awarded with stinky linky

Partnership with Wal-Mart confirmed, buy now or stay poor user

fuck off it's mine

You know, you look more like a sharpie person. How about you stick a sharpie up there cause that's the only way a retard like you can make money.

$5 per sharpie, they're nice and round buy yours now

yes this is a very gud pen. you can write wiff it. buy now or ragret

Here sir this is a pen. If you own this pen, I will not shoot you. Would you like to buy this pen?

There are only 21 million of these pens ever going to be made, as the materials used to create it are still minable but soon these resources will deplete. One of these pens is a good investment for the future as it is a valuable asset which can't be replicated. Maybe in the future someone will find a use for this pen other than writing and that could revolutionise our writing implements forever.

Only $7500.

JUST SAW THIS PEN AT CHASE!

Sell it to Jow Forums? Easy

>Every pen you buy earns you one BIC COIN
>It is essentially worthless now but could be the next bitcoin
>That will be $5
>Sells out in 30 seconds

This pen was forged by the blood of the 6 quadrillion jews who died in Auschwitz.

sure

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Warren Buffett wants to buy this pen.

Ma niggas i heard you was lookin for a pen.

>I could tell you to write me something important or that would make you need it etc...
>I could just be up front until you that this here laptop can do all of that and more, and I will throw in this portable printer/fax so not only can you email whatever I wanted you to write but you can print or fax it to me as well.
>Doesn't stop there the utilization for it can be much personal for your own needs, to fulfill things you want all behind the convenience of a screen, what your favorite show and type me a message.
>or you could with this pen, that I make more money in percentage on yet is limited in every other capacity.

buys pen I win.

If you don't buy this pen your mom will die tonigh in her sleep

The pen is not for sale, sir. Only the elite of the elite are able to possess such an item. Why don't you go down to Staples and get something more for your caliber.

>This pen will be worth $100 one day.
>I can sell it to you for $2.
>All your friends already bought one.
>You wanna be the only one who didn't buy?
>Think about all your friends pointing and laughing at you for a moment...
>So how many are you buying?


Gotta invoke that FOMO. Works so well on normies it's ridiculous.

Scarlett Johansson Masturbated with this pen and you only have to use it on your jacket poket to get any woman you want. Magic powers from Scarlett pulsating pussy

ever hear of a pussy fountain pen?
you're about to buy it
Pussy. See you thought it was gonna provide pussy like a fountain or some shit. But it is a pen for limp wristes faggots.
Now write your name faggot!