You guy's are so retarded haha

You guy's are so retarded haha
you work so hard for your bitcoin then when the lucky gamblers manage to get anywhere they have to launder their money (and not get caught(impossible) ) because the IRS will certainly investigate and take away your funds when they see a large whooping amount of cash just *plop* into your account lmao


This board needs to be strictly financial and NO CRYPTO

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Holy fuck learn English

Implying we simply send it to our account.

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I made money investing, fuck girls hotter than this, and its easy to cash out. U MUD BRO?

>all I have to do to "launder my money" is declare that I invested X amount and cashed out Y amount
Feels good.

>be user that has a fully functioning brain
>only cash out what I need to live a frugal lifestyle
>keep the rest in crypto

cope harder boomer wagecuck poorfag nocoiner

How stupid is this fucking idiot? IRS? are you retarded? The world doesn't revolve around America you dumb kid.

Say Cheddar ;)

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you're retarded, if they ask for taxes it means crypto is legal and if the transaction records weren't enough of a proof then we would've heard about it long time ago.
You either pay taxes and enjoy your money, or sell it on black market with no taxes and enjoy it too but being more cautious

Yea I just paid taxes and bought a new house. So IDK but you should go fist yourself

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Let's have an actual discussion on this topic so that we can be better informed as citizens of this great nation. How does the IRS know what's in your account? Do they file a request for information from your bank? Does it require paperwork? A subpoena? What indicates to them that they should do this in the first place?

My understanding is that two things exist which might indicate to the IRS that you are a possible target for investigation: CTRs and SARs. A CTR is a form that is filed when you transact any amount over $10,000. An SAR is essentially any amount deemed suspicious by the body responsible for handling your money, usually your bank. So, if you're a NEET and you suddenly start depositing $9,000 a day for three months straight, you will likely have a large number of SARs filed by your bank. Moreover, you will be guilty of something called 'structuring,' because you're most likely intentionally trying to stay under the $10k threshold.

Anyone else have any other useful information on this subject?

congrats fren

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omi FUCKING GOD look at that tight little ass and that soft hair

The male curse. I have trained myself not to look too long at attractive female's when out. It's too tempting. Puts unstable thoughts in your brain. My friend visited me this past weekend from his smalltown. He has a smokeshow down to earth girlfriend that guys here would kill for. First thing he says to me when we're walking downtown is how many of these girls he wants to fuck. Lol. Add another to the list. I've never met a HSMV guy in my life that doesn't want to fuck other women.

Just fucking venting brahs is all.

Ha wow put this in your cringe too you faggot

HSVM?
Yeah I got a great gf but I think about that shit all the time too

>mfw my long term capital gains are just low enough to squeeze in the 0% tax bracket

Joke's on you faggot.

Oh yeah I know how to get you guy's to come into my thread. It's all about the girl ;)

This new cringe meme is unironically pure cringe.

As he should be. The average sexual attraction span for women is 1 year, after that point, she's thinking of other people and he should be too.

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0 tax on crypto gains kek.
Already bought an apartment, a car and going for a 3 months vacation in Spain to take a rest from outtrading newfags
Meanwhile burgerjeets make retarded pay your taxes bait threads.
Top fucking kek

get out degenerates

just imagine sucking farts out of that mighty brapper

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Lol you europeans might not have the IRS on your back but you do have BIG BROTHER watching you so be careful whatchu say ;)

He's a fucking demi-god so probably 10 years for him. She's still smitten as fuck and they've been together nearly 5 I think.

1 year hey? I'd like to see how they came to that conclusion. Was it a survey? What demographics were asked? Hit me with the source.