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Why does it matter if it's your child or someone elses? In the end you win, he's just the sperm donor you will actually be raising the kid

jews want nothing more than the destruction of western civilization

its not hard to pull ugly women if youre good looking at all

There's almost certainly more than one soulmate out there for people because I've lost two and met another one.

>jews want nothing more than the destruction of western civilization

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why is he doing this?

imgur.com/a/9bpGMIz

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(ne) t'inquiète (pas)
= don't worry

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hes right

does it also translate to "mind your own business"?

>soul mate
literal woman

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men will never know the excruciating pain of makeuptoil

Fucking love this webm so much, you can tell the pink bird isnt that into it and just playing along but the girl behind is turned on to the fullest

god I wish I was a lesbian so I could sexually assault other woman and get away with it

reminder that the jap flag is actually a reject living in Vancouver (probably an atrocity birthed from WMAF) whose full time job is posting on here.

OH JANNY ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK JANNY?

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Used to think about love and stuff a lot. Would be bored at work and would start thinking about my oneitis and it would cheer me up. Don't think about any of that kind of thing anymore. Used to think about her literally every day. Now she hardly passes my mind. No one does.
Reckon I've broken that bit of me lads.
Don't reckon it can be fixed.

christ he's an ugly bastard

it could depending on context

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Anyone ever play that arcade game of Michael Jackson? Think it was called Moonraker. Was fucking savage.

I am white

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opiods?
big fan

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*Moonwalker

if you lads need any advice about girls, just ask

Been farting non-stop all day lads
Reckon it must be cancer

Valium is a benzo you stupid fuckin retard
it says right there "DIAZEPAM"
kill yourself retard

Is Blackkklansman worth watching or is it as shit as it looks?

its all the same to me

anti white propaganda film

the idea is it's good because it's hilariously shit

might impulse buy a kindle lads

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opioids are shit like heroin, oxycontin, perocet
benzos are shit like xanax and valium

its no the same at all
underage fuck off

Anyone else notice how a bunch of #woke anti-racist/black oriented films have been surging lately? Wonder if it's just a coincidence or not.

best way to respond to a femoid who says "thank you so much :)!" when you compliment her looks?

it's decent until the end

why do lefties get so triggered at roman statues ?

I want to go bed but I also want to play a bit of red dead redemption

"just kidding you look like a pig with lipstick on"

3 MONTHS SINCE I LAST HAD A CHEEKY SPLIFF AND THE FRIEND I GET IT WITH IS ON A BREAK SINCE HE'S NOT WORKING ANYMORE

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uni toil tomorrow at 3pm :S

>lately
thats been a thing since the 60s

I'm Somali and I was watching Geography Now! do a video on the Arab world, and his Egyptian co-host said in Egypt they end a lot of jokes with Somalis as the butt of the joke. I was never aware of this. Fucking Egyptians.

drunk and in a bad mood again
thought when i got some friends life would make sense
instead, they make sense, everyone else is still a cunt. all the nice people in the world seem to reserve their niceness for everyone but me. i try to rationalise this sometimes: they're just pretending to be nice, but no, they're just nice to people who aren't me - objectively, they are nice, i am the subjective fuck-up in this equation. sometimes i think the only people i get on with are other subjective fuck-ups. objectively, they are nice.

i'm sick of being treated like a subhuman. ironically, i'm in a bad mood because i noticed people judging me, which is just being treated like a human, but generally i'm treated like a subhuman. people i've known for a long time will actively avoid saying hello when i sit beside them. sometimes i think "what a fucker, just say hello, i say hello sometimes", but the truth is that i'm the problem, he's not a fucker, i'm a fucker for existing and sitting near them, like a fucking termite infestation.

Bird who sings this tune genie in a bottle is so fit, just saw the video in MTV

gross
fuck off nigger

sue

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vaguely remember the movie (just one scene where MJ and the kids are walking through a forest)

didn't know there was a megadrive game of it until the AVGN review of it

lads lads, consider
why complain about no gf when you can simply become the gf

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look on craigslist, and kik groups in your nearest city. I have found it this way in new areas before

>I'm Somali

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ah yes i will surely be reading this epic poem of a reddit post, all neatly reddit spaced.

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there is no more repulsive creature on planet earth than the kike

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hi is schizo in?

do it or i'll break your legs you runtish little goon

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you called?

Dua Lipa is the definition of thick but still hot

Should just resign myself to writing unhinged manifestos disguised as shitty sci-fi novels like Phillip K. Dick.
Wish I was a yank so I could ingest a tub of adderall or ritalin.

Thinking of just asking said friend for contacts when the time comes.

youtu.be/Xc9l7pygQRo

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David Cross' whole routine at one point was basically about how legitimately bad Jews are, and how they're overrepresented in Hollywood because they look after their own.

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hi i just woke up and wanted to check in on you. see how u are. how r u?

Overwhlemingly average.

>why a gentleman should always congratulate beauty when he sees it m'lady

shan't be doing such a thing

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i only wish more kikes were killed

>>why a gentleman should always congratulate beauty when he sees it m'lady

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Cheesy Cajun Fries with Cajun Guacamole, Bacon and Fried Eggs.

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I find it ironic that the race that has indisputably contributed the most to humanity is yet the most hated. Without Jews we'd be so far behind, 2018 would probably still be the Dark Ages.

ah yes the britons

stopped caring about the oneitis when she kissed someone else in front of me

jews are responsible for bringing in non whites into this country

Am sad.

BM/AF - most based red pilled combo ever?

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Rasheed

I just assumed it was a blacksploitation parody that come and go every few years.

Mate's gf is medically mentally ill and unlikable, need her out of business

girl i liked did pretty much this to me when i was like 16
really made me sad

jews hate white people with a vitriol unmatched

you
are my angel
come from way above

sounds like u still think of her

Reckon it's about time to wank the sad away.

think of her less than I did before that happened

schizo didnt reply to me

>try to wank to nice or happy scenarios
>nothing happens
>suddenly swap it over to rape
>finish in about 30 seconds

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I think Big Tobacco should quit trying to sell cigarettes to children and the 3rd world, and instead turn their attention to apes and monkeys. Have you ever seen apes and monkeys smoking? It's hilarious. Philip Morris could do a massive marketing campaign in the jungle.

forgot about you lulw

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