/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

anyone ever get woken up on a weekend early by this? suddenly mimicking a car alarm?

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comfiest birds

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they always think they are gunna get something out there in that grass... its 1.2.3 run a little 1.2.3 run a little.

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wow Jow Forums is so cool it has secret societies n sheit please impregnate my wife notch

@96805638
fuck off pisscord faggot

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tfw no one to play terrafirmacraft with anymore

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Republic_(18th_century)
b&rp
shame about the flag tho

hardly hidden if you spam it everywhere

@96805638
this is honest to god the gayest shit I've ever seen

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Bout to head downstairs to OBLITERATE some leftovers

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even more than this?

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is that even good?

the Village People are barely even bisexual by contemporary standards

yeah? well you're barely heterosexual by contemporary standards

FACT BLAST: Queen was more influential than the Beatles and lennon fanboys are still seething about it

Yea but not as much as this

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impressive triples my Georgian compatriot

Fuck no, or rather I've never tried and don't want to
Nutella is common, saucisson is common, mixing them isn't

solid post

got you beat

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i'm not gayer than the union
rude

>posted as i blow my boyfriend and dildo my asshole

didn't know you were gay
you probably shouldn't use a toy while blowing someone

>arkansawyer comebacks

no u

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no anime you faggot pedophile

no an arkansawyer comeback is when he spits on your chest lmao

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i do what i want

kek

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>ill just keep acting like a faggot, that'll show him!

spamming anime is NOT an argument
try harder libcuck

How do I get (You)s in real life

just be urself

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This is me btw

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behave

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Bitch why u leave rabbit if planty aint on

fuck off anime pedophile

i leave even when he is on, my internet is dogshit and it makes you all sound like robots.

no u

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fuck off anime pedophile

Last thread was goat, no anime

no u

i wouldn't do it if people would stop being assblasted about it

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this might be the most gay.
what are you actually eating?
why are all of mike judges shows about people who don't feel comfortable in their own skin?

Fight your shitposter nature

>being a mad mentally ill nigger
sad!

i'm not posting there so what's the point
stupid georgian kys

>sad!
yikes!

mad nigger lmao

Leftover aligot and probably a toast of blackberry jam afterwards
Imma let you google what aligot is I can't be arsed to explain while eating tbf

>dead nigger storage
did you see a sign?????

mad nigger

you know you have a cute voice

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t-thanks, please stop posting anime though

hate my voice

hate you

ok

>aligot
that sounds so fucking good. All I have is this chicken soup with rice and tempranillo. I need to make that. why didn't I know that existed.?

conway? no way!

macon
more like
burnt bacon lmao

I wanna buy land in the delta to farm on but none is ever for sale. I need to get land anons. its what my ancestors would want.

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rather browse reddit than Jow Forums at this point...

fine by me, so long as you stick to one

a cat followed the roommate into the apartment from across campus and so the roommate is keeping him here for a night
not sure how this story will play out

the cat might have a curse. or transform on a full moon and kill them.

think i'm safe from that possibility but i'll keep an eye out

did your roommate die the other day

maybe more influential than the beatles but not more influential than paul
lennon is a hack

paul is terrible and so is your taste in musicians

best be safe and sprinkle some salt by your doorway. I'm always weary of night creatures too.

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maxwell's silver hammer and eleanor rigbey are way ahead of their time and both written by paul

>start watching Evangelion
>now I go to /c/ for Rei threads
what unholy force has overtaken me?

uh no
he came back the following monday afternoon (after all his classes, he didn't attend any) and then the next day he moved all his shit out of our room and into the living room, and put the table i used for studying in the kitchen as a kitchen table (still hasn't used it yet btw) so now i have to use a dresser as my study table
he didn't ask about anything btw
think he got a new flag because the bloodstains are suddenly gone
asked him if he was doing okay now or what's going on and he just replied with "it's all good now" which didn't really answer shit and it's a painfully obvious lie

not in any position to interrogate further, we don't know each other that well

its a slippery slope vance

by "he didn't ask about anything" i mean he didn't consult with me about moving my shit around

>evangelion
overrated trash

oh

found out not to battle him with putting new trash bags in
he just decided to not use any trash bags over the fall break so now there's going to be rotten food stuck to the sides of it

have to find a hose and wash it down now so it doesn't start smelling

wish i knew him better so i could yell at him for being retarded

thats fuckin disgusting
I'm gonna blow my lid if you ever say that he spit gum in it

how do you not know him after living together for three months

autism is a fickle mistress

been rippin some stinky farts lads

he appears extroverted but he's more shut in than i am for whatever reason

I really love you guys

as in southerners or...

ignore him, he's just another raging homoman

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still can't fathom why you'd save that shitpost in particular compared to anything else i've said

how many caste iron skillets does everyone own?

2, but they won't last with the way the roommate is treating them

Two

prefer my skillets to be forged

I've heard they can be destroyed by a determined soul.
I own two as well but one day I'll inherit a lot more that have been in the family for generations. pretty exciting stuff.

2 skillets and a dutch oven