Ur cunt

>ur cunt
>why do you want to be a wizard?

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Yes
Its not by choice

This is the only right choice for man of Will in the world of Illusions.

I don't
Can you imagine finding out that God may exist and you might go to hell

you're a wizard 'arry

I can't be one since I completed my quest when I was 21.

Magic is gay

Christians just want to police magic.

If you devote your life to magic, your magic will trump theirs and they can't send you to hell.

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>just another 4 years till i become wizard

Time to leave humanity behind.

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to allow my high intelligence stat to be able to incinerate chad who stole my lunch money in high school

*casts spell reflect*
No u!
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What powers do Brazilian mages possess?

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no
I'm a Christian and all witches should be killed

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no I'm sorry aussie bro but you will go to hell if you try doing that, and besides, only the elite politicians have enough money to get childrens blood for the sacrifice rituals so you are enevitably going to get fucked by satan or killed by the elites in a ritual

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Light magick is way better than satanic magick.

With satanic magick, you're basically choosing the losing team from the start, with only the occasional win being possible.

>falg
>i don't want to, i have to

you mean failed

what are you taking about, abo shaman?

It seems you have not yet received wisdom from the forbidden plant.

Ability to communicate with monkeys.

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Rogue + Mage is best.

28 years old, never even kissed a girl.
I didn't choose to live the wizard life. The wizard life chose me.

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so you're high as a kite and talk shit?

I wish.

Forbidden plants are hard to come by these days.

why not live without em?

I actually haven't touched it for a long time.

but you have in the past? why?

It's fun.

Can't spend your life wrapped in cotton wool.

but that sounds really comfy

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Living your whole life comfy just inflates the true comfieness you could achieve.

t. comfy PRO

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nah, I don't want to live like this, I pray for a hard life

It's not really a choice