Why do Americans eat pizza with their hands?

Why do Americans eat pizza with their hands?

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Barbarism

Everyone eats pizza with their hands . Only It*lianoids and F*nnoids are savaged enough to eat using untensils .

wait wait, utensils are needed to eat pizza?

yes and no chopsticks you fucking insect jjokbari

Buenos días bastardos del viejo mundo

Why do Americans put their pizza utensils inside their shoes?

Because only a Finn would us their feet.

Because they forgot their forks in the microwave, along with the shoes.

Holy molly
Do Americans really do this?

hmm, it's like there's a part of the pizza that's designed to be grabbed with

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I do too

Where else would I put them?

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Are you saying that fingol subhumans eat pizza with a fork and knife? Can't wait for f*Noid nuclear holocaust.

>letting your pizza get cold because you spend half an hour dicing it into tiny bits

To eat Easy

I just put the whole pizza on a plate and eat it holding the plate to my face
cba slicing it up or using utensils or anything like that

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>you spend half an hour
Only if you're physically impaired.

I just take the pizza, fold it like 3-4 times and eat it like that. No need for utensils.

>not eating pizza with hands

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Point still stands, making 6 or 8 slices and then using your hands is faster, more efficient and enjoyable than making a 100
Unless maybe you have dozens of greasy toppings, but you guys don't do that anyway

Glorious ROISKELÄPPÄ