>Be American
>Go to school
>Get shot
Be American
Based school shooter getting me out of school early.
I blame the media
Does it count as a school shooting if it's just a gunfight that happens in front of a school?
Because if not, that removed like 4 of our school shootings.
Based
Holy shit rest of the world are you even trying?
>less shootings than Canada
Feels good
IIRC we started the trend in the early 1900s or so, y'all are just copycats
Crimea is russian
Well it doesn't list school beheadings
School violence is rare here, our 9 school shootings happened in the span of like a decade and weren't nearly as bad as american school shootings.
I was trying to do a joke, but as you know
>German humour
>american schools
the first school shooting was in 1840 in the USA
The US was founded upon school shootings.
what's on 3)
>1 swedish school shooting
It was really more of a school swording.
Could it actually be the guns?
>we are noble like an eagle
We punish evil-doers.
no that was 2 sorry
>we punish evil-doers
no wtf shut up you filthy kike gun grabber it cant be the guns.
we have had 2, not 4
what's up with germany
thanks, polandbro
Everything's bigger in America :^)
>graduated HS before it became a popular thing for losers to do
>join the trades so dont have to worry university shootings either
I'd be more smug if it werent for the fact that I have no friends my age cause theyre all at school.
>he believes that a part of Ukraine is part of his country
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Except foreskin
>Another foreskin joke
Kill yourself. Only niggers, kikes, and other various shitskins still have their foreskin.
This just proves that mexico is a complete shithole lmao
The only advantage of being in a third world country is that you get no shootings, how can you fuck up so bad
all europeans have foreskins you retard
And Europeans are shitskins.
Unlike you, my ancestors weren't from faggy Europe. They were white.
lol hahahahh!!!
>get mercilessly bullied in Turkey
>all you can do about it is becoming an incel loser who won't amount to anything in his life
America fuck yeah.
Not sure what's the cause for having more school shootings here. But population size plays a role.
But last one was in 2009. So it doesn't happen that often.
video games
It's the exact opposite.
Fucking jew. I'll gun down your whole fucking family. Not enough jews died in that synagogue.