You wake up as dictator of your cunt. What happens next?

1. Invoke military conscription to all physically able males aged 16-45
2. Militarize the economy
3. Try to modernize and get as much advanced weaponry for the military as i can in 5 years
4. Invade Belarus
5. Declare myself GRAND DUKE OF LITHUANIA
6. ???
7. Get harem of ruthenian qts rimming my asshole 24/7 as i get buttfucked by international sanctions

summer camps start popping up

Things will happen in waves:
We kick out the Muslims, blacks and Asians.
We support high white birth rates(no abortion etc)
We support white countries that are resisting ""diversity""
We support countries with white minorities(SA, Other african countries, and places in Asia)
Revolution and white government will happen with our support.
>le white supremist
This is somewhat ironic

Tourist concentration camps.

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it is

XD

Get a harem :DDDDD
Invade Francophone countries :DDDDD
Nuke Britain :DDDDD
Realize what I did was absolutely illogical and it's basically suicide :DDDDD
Die :DDDDDD

death squads, secret state police, multiple genocides, pagan inquisition

I nationalize the economy and export all browns to create the first nordic (nazbol) empire!

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>kill everyone who ever wronged me
>get money
>fock off with the money

You have Argentina's support. We need to stop the constant influx of brown immigrants.

hook everyone up to some matrix type machine so force them to give me (you)s 24/7

I disband the parliament.
Ban all political parties and force politician caste into either exile or another caste.
Banish and close all non government organizations that are ravaging the country.
Remove all benefits and shit.
Only charity would be the orthodox church, that would also be committed to several inspections and assessments of where they are using he funds.
Close all abortion clinics and forbid abortions and sex change operations in state hospitals.
Ban several TV stations and newspapers.
Increase the army to around 100K soldiers.
Increase the anti air defenses and cover the whole country with modern AA sam sites.
Make border walls like Israel has along the borders with albania, Croatia, Bulgaria and Hungary.

Exile or genocide all muslims and gypsies and alborats.

It actually is. In fact I look like that right now, just with brown skin

Ask someone else to do the work while i live off the paycheck as a NEET
Occasionally intervening if i don't like something

>Ban several TV stations and newspapers.
Do Serbs still watch and read them?

I abdicate to the people.

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>Introduce capital punishment
>Publicly execute all top politicians by firing squad and replace them
>Reopen communist concentration camps
>Mandatory conscription
>Remove baccalaureate, reintroduce college admission exams
>Streamline public administration to remove bureaucracy
>Invest in education and development
>Deport Hungarians and gypsies
>Shut down bilingual schools
>Give all Romanian-speaking Moldovans Romanian citizenship by default
>Close borders for everyone else

resign instantly and go back to the being neet
you die if you work

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Yes. We have a few million braindead zombies that believe what they see on TV.

Ah, a fellow thinker

Death Penalty for major criminals and ban anime and narco culture.

Reelle Ronnystunden.

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I'd rather switch place with King Willem Alexander of the Netherlands desu.

>Make border walls like Israel has along the borders with albania, Croatia, Bulgaria and Hungary.
>Not Romania
How come?

Nationalise some stuff
Fund foreign experts to 'teach' tunisians the savoir-faire
Massive islamist purges/exiles
Make english the second language instead of french
Appoint people to better the educational system
Appoint people from algeria/jerba/morocco to teach Tamazight
Encourage small farmers and also try to achieve nutritional self-sufficiency
Bring foreigniggers to teach us how to handle oil then nationalise it
IDK actually i'd be mostly appointing capable people in govt positions and bring them from overseas to teach us stuff we could improve on or new stuff

Romania is ok.

>fuck whores
>do drugs
>play videogames and watch anime, like im doing now
>when things start to turn shit steal few million from national treasury and flee to Japan to live comfy neet live

any other choice is shit

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i'd implement an eugenics program in which people that aren't like this get sterilized:
>average iq or higher
>no disabilities or mental illness
>no physical deformities
>contribute to society: study, work or both
>no criminal record
everyone currently in prison would be killed.
i'd also militarize the country, since just with the eugenics program i'd make a shitton of enemies all around the world.
there would be freedom of religion, you're allowed to believe in whatever shit you want as long as its practice doesn't contain elements that are against the law.
i'd ban all drugs not used for medicinal purposes, and all drug dealer gangs would be disbanded by the state police and their members executed.
immigration would be controlled, in case anyone wants to come to this country first they'd have to prove they meet the requirements that native citizens have to meet for being able to reproduce.
no white/black/chink/indio power larping, any race is allowed to reproduce and live here as long as they meet the requirements to not be sterilized.
racemixing wouldn't be outlawed but explicitly discouraged, as i would like to preserve minority races like blacks.
inbreeding and incest would be outlawed and anyone practicing it would be executed.
death penalty would be legalized. anyone found guilty of robbery, sexual assault, homicide of an innocent person, incest, drug dealing, etc would be executed on the spot.

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>racemixing wouldn't be outlawed but explicitly discouraged
You're not a true Uruguayan

I open a thread and ask Jow Forums what to do, first trips decides my next move.

Implement sharia law fully, slaughter thots and infidels left and right then officially declare jihad to retake jerusalem and invade israel.

I resign because totalitarianism is for losers

>eugenics
>medicinal drugs
hmm

it's the only way to preserve minority races, my leaf friend
i don't want a ethnostate.

Establish an anarchist state where I rule with an iron fist.

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Y-you too.

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Kick out Sw*doids
Dismantle all political parties
Execute boomer politicians
Resurrect Kekkonen
Kick out Iraqis, Gypsies, Somalis and other subhumans
Raise huge army
Raid and plunder Russia
Vassalise Karelia
Negotiate our eastern border up to Ural mountains
Remove Slavs from the new area
Form several Finno-Ugric vassal khanates
Close ties with Kazakhs, Uzbeks, Kyrgyz, Mongolians and Turkmen
Ignite rebellions in Siberia
Free Siberian people and turn it into a protectorate
Form Finno-Turanic Union :D

>apppoint some random nigga with all my powers while retaining my title
>make big money
>fuck high tier bitches

all real medicine (read: no holistic shit that doesn't work) is considered drugs. that's what i'm talking about.
t. white power larper
fuck off, uruguay isn't white nor black nor anything. all of our population is a bunch of mixed mutts. if we keep mixing like retards we'll end up as a bunch of brown goblino-looking things that are 1/885853485846808648448834398 every nationality in the world. there is literally nothing wrong with wanting races to be preserved.

make Halloween illegal

Use the US military to force Switzerland to celebrate Halloween every day.

Ay

>This is somewhat ironic
cringe

i purge jews, gypsies and outsiders, then i purge the muslims and croats, then i purge us serbs as well

>Make english the second language instead of french
surely you meant make french the primary language rather than our abominable bastarditation of arabic

Don't do this if you don't want to end up with a stick up your butthole like gaddafi
Bring foreigniggers to teach us how to handle oil then nationalise it

>Liberate all oppressed Finnic tribes in Russia and Minnesota
>Mobilize the white guards

youtu.be/PeUzF4jVGao

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make the greatest video game of all time

Bye bye 44%

Hmmm a true dictator

business as usual, but I line my pockets like all those who proceeded me, before comfortably retiring with a ceremonial position in an oil & gas company

Round up leftists and kill'em and their families