You wake up in Polska.
Wat do
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You wake up in Polska
Christian Smith
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David Scott
Sex
Alexander Harris
starting to convert locals to Islam
Gavin Lewis
WRONG
You need to grind some reputation with the locals though as a muslim you'd be on a infamy level. First do some quests nooblet.
Christian Fisher
thank allah germoney is right next door
Jordan Kelly
I go to work.
Chase Foster
Daniel Johnson
Tell them Warsaw looks like a shitty north american city and that they need to try again.
Jace Diaz
sure, I'm a nice guy and I speak some Polish, also I know some football chants
Charles Campbell
They'd be mad because it's true.
Connor Butler
Steal a car
Parker Long
How do you do it, you see a street like this. How do you proceede?
James Morris
Does Polska means Poland?
Carter Rivera
Run
Elijah Howard
no polska is the name of that lump of shit that gets on your fingers when you're wiping your ass but you didn't roll out enough layers of TP for it so you dip them.
Lucas Nelson
>Wat do
Wonder where it all went so wrong.
Dylan Nguyen
around mid 18th century
Sebastian Edwards
What happened in the 18th century.
Leo Gutierrez
Eat delicious Pierogi.
Next month I'll be waking up in Polska everyday.
Ryder Taylor
>Next month I'll be waking up in Polska everyday.
Have you found a cute smooth Polish twink bf you're gonna move in with? :^)
Alexander Cook
you may laugh at Poland but if you ever appeared in a good neighborhood in Warsaw you wouldn't distinguish it from Germany
Elijah Morris
our nobility started electing g*rmans to be kings
Jaxson Bennett
Find restaurant, eat & drink. Find hotel, rest for the night. Buy cheap car, drive home to Sweden. Turn cheap car into ice racing car, have fun all winter.
Noah Jackson
No, I'm a grill.
William Lopez
our nobles finally went full retard which ended up with country being patritioned
Jaxon Allen
Why would they do that.
David Lee
Looks really, really comfy.
Austin Wilson
leave to another country to clean toilets
Jose Morgan
>I'm a grill.
Get the FUCK out of my thread.
Asher Reyes
Carter Rivera
Getting partitioned isn't that bad, it happened to us lots of times, you get used to it after awhile.
Nathan Brown
search for my relatives, if there's any
Jackson Rivera
>search for my relatives, if there's any
I'm sure they have zoos in Poland.
Aiden Garcia
based hashish seller
Jayden Gray
Book a flight back to the US and head to the airport.
Caleb Reyes
please be my gf
Christopher Jones
Can I get 5 polski rubble blowjob? Hello? I am westerner of import with many rubbles
Cameron Edwards
do you maybe go by the nickname
EL POLACO!?
Liam Turner
Connor Murphy
I'm sorry, wish I could take it back, I think Brazilians are some of the most handsome guys in the world
Ethan Hall
Blonde, blue eyed people in Brazil get called German (Alemão). Everyone thinks I'm German, and since I speak the language sometimes I play along
Jayden Baker
i'm a grill too, + I was raised between Gemans and i know you are weird
Adrian Rogers
people say Warsaw is ugly only because they compare it to Prague
but in fact it's very similar to Berlin, it has shitty places but also a lot of German-tier ones
Chase Myers
what do you think about polish boys :)
Carter Davis
Girl (female, XX chromosome), or "Girl" (something else)?
Leo Hughes
>i'm a grill too,
Xavier Butler
>what do you think about polish boys :)
I want to have a cute smooth Polish twink bf :3
John Stewart
>people say Warsaw is ugly only because they compare it to Prague
Prague is so fucking beautiful. It makes me ashamed to live in a city like Munich.
Liam Thompson
yeah but Prague is not only the old town
outside the historical centre, Prague is pretty much a typical eastern European city with commieblocks, run down infrastructure etc.
Owen Barnes
Are you a qt? Please be my gf
Nathan Martinez
The periphery of any city looks like crap. Look at Rome. It's the most beautiful city in the world, yet driving in by car you'd think you're in some 3rd world country at first until you reach the center.
Alexander Howard
No, you dumb fuck. Warsaw is a beautiful city.
Justin Kelly
It looks like shit. Knock down those shitty glass skyscrapers and build on those ludicrously wide roads. Put some nice traditional buildings in like you did everywhere else.
Elijah Thomas
>The periphery of any city looks like crap
Not really. In America peripheries (suburbs) are usually better than inner cities.
>Knock down those shitty glass skyscrapers and build on those ludicrously wide roads
how is this any different from America
Chase Sanders
smooth, spread the polish seed fren
Parker Walker
>how is this any different from America
It isn't which is the point. American cities are dogshit. Not everyone is a nationalist retard who defends everything about their country dogmatically even if it's crap like a pole.
Jaxson Morris
warsaw is awful 95% of the time, no idea why you're shilling
Robert Parker
Warsaw is a beautiful city, and I would die to defend it like my countrymen did in 1944.
Caleb Johnson
Their suburbs are as boring as their cities because Americans have neither culture nor history.
Gabriel Nelson
>American cities are dogshit
Nope, they're great.
Pretty much everyone in the world would like to visit or live NY or LA or Chicago.
And still, I think it's great if Warsaw has this American vibe, we have enough old towns in other cities, Warsaw is different and that's why it's great.
Kayden White
you sure you are a girl? :)
where do you live? :)
Easton Morris
>Pretty much everyone in the world would like to visit or live NY or LA or Chicago.
Because American wages are the highest, not because they're actually nice.
Leo Gomez
>girl
FUCK OFF, BREEDERSCUM
Robert Torres
Andrew Lee
I NEED you to be my gf right fucking now
Samuel Wilson
people don't care about money as much to live in ugly places
no one really wants to live in Riyadh or Luanda even though you can make more there than in America
Easton Williams
l-lies
Lucas Sullivan
you probably aren't catholic
is there some kind of organization in Poland that aids people find their Polish families?
Camden Hill
Benjamin Evans
gaysex
Hunter Garcia
>you probably aren't catholic
I unironically am though. Not really anymore, I don't care about religion but my family is Catholic.