the official tsundere map of yurop
The official tsundere map of yurop
Hudson Mitchell
Evan Taylor
What is Hungary problem with scots?
Hudson Sanchez
>Hungary
Christopher Rogers
Why is Bosnia the joke of ex-yu?
Ayden Lopez
The stereotype goes that we're dumb and a lot of jokes can be derived out of this
We're not resentful against a joke at our own expense so we built an image (even including a tv show) around that stereotype, which is now widespread throughout the whole Balkans
William Rogers
Probably jokes about Scots being stingy, we have those too.
Michael Ward
Italy seems nice now
Austin Hughes
>Sweden
>Estonia
>Belgium
>Bosnia
>Greece
Why are they so bullied?
Samuel Martin
yeah but why scots?
the major theme is making jokes about your neighbours and most people just forget that anything other than England exists in the UK
Justin Clark
What do you do when a Belgian sends you a grenade?
You unpin it and throw it back.
David Morales
Leftover from the Scottish immigration centuries ago? Beats me.
Aren't stingy Scot jokes a global thing anyway? Scrooge McDuck and all that.
Tyler Moore
Our stereotypes about Portugal are basically 2
>Portuguese women have facial hair
>Portuguese men all sell towels
but i havent heard any jokes besides those
Angel Diaz
Once upon a time there was Finnish, Swedish, American, Kuwaiti and gay. The Finn threw out the wood from the window and said, "We have enough wood so that it can be thrown out of the window." The American threw a banknote out and said, "We have enough money so that it can be thrown out of the window." The Kuwaiter threw oil barrel out of the window and said, "We have so much oil that it can be thrown out of the window." Homo looked at the Swede and said, "Do not try."
Sebastian Roberts
Here in Portugal we usually say that Spain is our parking lot, dont ask me why.
Jason Long
ive heard the same joke but with poles. also
>why was the polish man in the tree? he was raking leaves
Carson Jenkins
never heard that.
Zachary Lewis
Justin Murphy
I got the pun - that faggot was you, Pekka
Jose Lopez
holy shit
Isaac Carter
>dat Finland
>dat Norway
>dat Denmark
kek
Partition of Sweden, when?
Jordan Davis
kek
Isaiah Taylor
Sweden is Scandinavias big brother, we all joke and banter them but we secretly look up to them.
Andrew Taylor
Robert Taylor
Joseph Nguyen
based self-deprecating Italians
Brody Lee
Based Italy
Andrew Clark
it's actually not self-deprecation, because both sides of the country genuinely believe they are different from each other
Nathaniel Hughes
see?
Carson Walker
Excellent post.
Jason Martinez
Oh right, South vs North. I forgot they are autistically antagonistic towards each other.
Jason Gutierrez
How do swedes take their condoms off? by farting
What are 3 swedes on the seabed? a good start
Swedish mother goes to cellar:
>what are you children doing down there?
>we're gaying around!
>that's good. i thought you were fighting
How to spot a swedish intellectual?
he can read without moving his lips
How do you brainwash a swede?
by giving him enema
How to sink a swedish submarine?
knock the door
What happens when a swede runs at wall with a boner?
he breaks his nose
Why do swedes die while having sex?
condom packets say you have to wear them
Anthony Hernandez
Estonians are slow,Georgians are hairy,big dicked rapists,Jews are greedy and do everything backwards,Poles are eternal victims
Ryan Cox
>What happens when a swede runs at wall with a boner?
>he breaks his nose
Colton Bell
Gold
>How do you brainwash a swede?
>by giving him enema
I don't get this one.
James Reed
What is the difference between a swede and cancer?
cancer can develop
What is the natural dope for finnish skiers?
a swede too close behind his back
Why did a swede drive around a city block?
car's turning signal wouldn't go off
What is the difference between a swede and a cuckoo clock?
a cuckoo clock you pull from the front and it goes "tik, tak, tik, tak"
a swede you pull from behind and he goes "tack, tack, tack, tack"
How many straight swedes do you need to change a lightbulb?
both of them
Jackson Thompson
nobody knows
probably one hungarian diplomat gad an unpleasant experience there 500 years ago, went back and talked so much shit that they displaced jews as the money-grubbing stereotype
Jack Morris
No we don't. Sweden is in the worst state of all the Scandi countries.
Connor Miller
scots really are stingy t bh
Thomas Clark
The lower class hate the elite
Levi Mitchell
>How to sink a swedish submarine?
>knock the door
why do you steal jokes?
Jose Butler
Ethan Martinez
Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.
Jaxson Morris
It feels good knowing that our very existence cause extreme butthurt from literally all of our neighbours
Cameron Bennett
>What is the difference between a swede and cancer?
>cancer can develop
Brutal.
Jacob Garcia
you just can't stop thinking about dicks in your ass
Hunter Wilson
>a swede you pull from behind and he goes "tack, tack, tack, tack"
Hudson Carter
of course we're not included on the map, but anyways
Armenian wears a golden watch and someone compliments on ikt
"Thanks, my dad sold it to me before he died"
ba-dum-tss
Samuel Moore
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